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doctorn, to memes in I lose mine last month :(
@doctorn@r.nf avatar
Express_pickle,

Wait sim ejector holders exist?!

doctorn,
@doctorn@r.nf avatar

Got it a 7 years ago, haven’t lost the ejector since… Even amazes myself everytime I need it and it’s still there… 😅 Before this mine usually didn’t last a week.

Express_pickle,

Damn you really are a responsible person, I mean 7 years and you’ve kept it and looked after it lol

doctorn,
@doctorn@r.nf avatar

More like 7 years of occasional surprise it’s still there. 😅😂

Express_pickle,

I can imagine what it’s like to find it a year or two later and being like “Damn this thing still exists” lmao

doctorn,
@doctorn@r.nf avatar

Ngl, every time I go look for it out of need I totally expect it to be long gone. I might physically look at it every time I open my wallet, but it became so much part of the ‘background’ that I never actually see it at those times. 😅

Express_pickle,

The worst type of objects are the ones that are smack in front of you but you don’t see them because you don’t use them often enough.

It’s like holding your phone in your hand then spacing out, then when you zone in again you try looking for your phone which is still in your hand but because you spaced out and are used to it being in your hand often, you naturally forgot and thought you lost it.

doctorn,
@doctorn@r.nf avatar

Yeah, I’ve even been known to move my phone (off of a junk-basket, nb) to check if my phone wasn’t under it… Took me way too long before I realized that… Kinda reminds me of this: 😅

https://i.redd.it/4tbin31786191.gif

Express_pickle,

I laughed way to much watching that video, the amount of times I’ve done something similar to you is sad

Fuck_u_spez_,

That wallet has seen some serious shit.

doctorn,
@doctorn@r.nf avatar

Yeah, I urgently need a new one but I keep postponing and forgetting. 😅 It used to be a cheap fake leather one which looked cool, has a crocodile head on the outside in it, and just plainly looked cool. Now, 5 years later, all the leather, except for the crocodile head, has proven to be a thin layer that has come off over time and what remains is a completely exposed (again, except for the crocodile head) black rubbery underlayer. 😅 Oh, well, it cost me €5 or something, I guess 5 years was a good service at that price…

RickyRigatoni, to memes in I love arguement. Free Entertainment!
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

You can’t even tell what they’re arguing about until around 200 replies in.

_cnt0,

Let’s have an argument. We’ll know what it’s about when we get there. I’ll start:

Hard disagree!!!

RickyRigatoni,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

PERSONAL ATTACK AFTER DIGGING THROUGH YOUR PROFILE.

_cnt0,

Nonsensical statement involving plankton

WereCat,

Exactly as not described

_cnt0,

Well, actually it is.

What a sorry excuse for an argument.

WereCat,

I can’t even find the words for how incredibly supercalifragilisticexpialidociously stupid that sounds when I take your lack of argument into consideration

_cnt0,

I can’t even find the words […]

That seems to be constant with you, doesn’t it?

[…] supercalifragilisticexpialidociously […]

Try to leave your childhood trauma out of this, and we might be able to turn this trainwreck of a discussion into something productive.

[…] your lack of argument […]

Right. It is so obvious from the context that you haven’t even considered the effects that stabilizing the eel population in the Caucasus could have on achieving world peace.

Scientists saying empty space not really being empty doesn’t lend your argumentative vacuum any substance.

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

So often do I see people starting their comment with some variation of that or “you’re wrong!” But then they basically agree with that the other was saying. People just want to shout and be angry and dominant and not even really reading what the other one is saying.

_cnt0,

So often do I see people starting their comment with some variation of that or “you’re wrong!”

Proof? Pictures or it didn’t happen.

But then they basically agree […]

I still disagree.

[…] with that the other was saying.

Yah, I’m certainly not saying what you’re saying, buddy.

People just want to shout […]

Who’s shouting? Lots of unfounded claims here …

[…] and be angry […]

Well, you’re starting to make me angry.

[…] and dominant […]

I am. And I’m not sorry.

Is this your first internet argument, kid?

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

PTSD intensifies

_cnt0,

Try to stay on the topic.

Imgonnatrythis, to memes in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

I stress about the whole damn pole. If you showed me a picture of a traffic 🚦 on pole, and asked me what it was, I would say “a traffic light” not “a traffic loght and a traffic light pole”

veni_vedi_veni, to memes in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

It’s funny that captchas are in a never ending arms race with bots trained on the same datasets capturing humans answering these stupid puzzles.

Pretty soon we’re going to be drinking verification cans

CosmicTurtle,

Well of course we are. A bot can’t drink!

The_Eminent_Bon, to memes in Be a cat

Wear the collar

Enkers,

Uhh… OK… O///O; Now wat?

stagen,
@stagen@feddit.dk avatar

Assume the position.

neketos851,

working on it

FlyingSquid, to memes in Chances are never zero.
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
SlopppyEngineer, to memes in [Tutorial]How to impress her Dad

Pushes daughter out the door

“Go and make some grand children. You have quality dad material right there.”

“Daaaaaad!”

Viking_Hippie,

shag, daughter, shag for babies! I have a business idea!

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LemmyKnowsBest, to comicstrips in "Offensive Meme" by HalfThoughtComic

Will upvoting this post contribute to Satan’s list of our hell-worthy deeds?

IndiBrony,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

I hope so

LemmyKnowsBest,

Okay I’ll do it. It will be the naughtiest thing I’ve ever done because I’m pretty boring.

ladicius,

Who you are boring? Sounds very naughty.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

Sorry to disappoint you but I’m a woman so I can’t use the word “boring” as a verb like a man could.

ladicius,

You didn’t disappoint me. I just made a lame joke, and you’re very ok the way you are. Have a nice evening!

Gradually_Adjusting, to memes in idk bro
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

My heart misgives me, and words fail. Though I speak in the trouble of my heart, I know not if any counsel could mend this.

casmael,

Is this a quote from somewhere or just your brain? 🧠

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Creatively stolen piecemeal from the verbiage in LotR. I’ve been going through the Phil Dragash soundscape lately.

Pazuzu, to memes in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

Try the audio captcha, those seem to have actual valid answers to them.

Funny enough, there’s an extension that solves captchas by feeding that audio through a speech recognition algorithm. If anything it’s more reliable than solving them manually

Zerush,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Yes, Buster Captcha Solver extension (in GitHub, Firefox, Chromium), but there are novadays also several others, which works in all type of capchas, using AI. Because of this, Captchas are obsolet since years, turning simply in annoying clickbaits. They can’t avoid bots anymore.

Amends1782,

It makes me sad its not under active dev anymore. Last update to Firefox DEC 2022

Zerush,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Well, but still works fine in reCaptchas (these are also not updated since a long time) I think it’s still valid, if you don’t use it frequently. If not, as said before, there are several alternatives which work with AI,

LameName3000, to memes in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

I started half-assing these a long time ago because they never fail anyway.

Amazinghorse,

The test isn’t the panels you click on, it tracks how your mouse pointer moves. Bots or robots tend to move in straight lines, whereas with humans, the pointer moves in a more random fashion. That’s how you pass.

intensely_human,

!??

Dave, to comicstrips in "Wet" by Chris Hallbeck
@Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

Do they carry the umbrella around full of water dripping down when it’s sunny?

Pxtl, to comicstrips in "Do Nothing" by MrLovenstein
@Pxtl@lemmy.ca avatar
aeronmelon, to memes in Can't outsmart your teacher

Teacher: “I know you’re sexting!”

Student: “Dude, I’m just upvoting memes.”

IndiBrony,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

Teacher: “So why do you have a boner?” 👀

AngryCommieKender,

Student: I don’t know! It just does that!

blanketswithsmallpox, (edited )

Son. It’s time to learn the Tuck / Tennessee Tuck / Uptuck.

mapiki,

As a female bodied person - can I get an explanation?

Waraugh, (edited )

I don’t know the phrasing they are using but when I was particularly boner prone I would situate my penis between the waist band of my boxer briefs and my waist/lower stomach and just have my shorts or pants a tad higher. I also typically wore an untucked tee. Little fella was free to do his thing throughout the day and it would remain our little secret.

mapiki,

Penises are so weird. I’m glad no one can tell my level of arousal unless they are looking at my underwear or under it… Which by that point I probably am okay sharing that information.

Tangential note - had a fun conversation with my person the other day on how I’m used to the erect penis as “normal” and how it looks funnier when it’s not whereas for him it’s the opposite!

Waraugh,

It’s not even necessarily arousal either which could make for some awkward moments, especially as a teenager. I started doing the tuck because a couple times in class, completely focused on my work, when the bell rang and I snapped out of my work to get up and leave I realized I had a full on boner so I couldn’t stand up right away. I don’t even like math, especially like that! I’m a lot older now so the random events aren’t as often but they still happen.

That is interesting how your experience would be flipped like that.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

“I told you, I’m upvoting memes.”

aeronmelon,

Student: “They’re good memes.”

Blahaj_Blast, to memes in Continuous calculation
@Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I used to be that way.

At some point, it just turned into “Fuck it. I’ll get whatever sleep I get.”

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