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guyrocket, to comicstrips in "Romantic Evening" by War and Peas
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

That guy needs a new gf.

pressanykeynow,

That girl needs a new bf.

Todesschnitzel,

Either that or a few more friends. An unholy sabbath wont work without a proper orgy taking place.

name_NULL111653,

Just summon a few succubi, they’ll be glad to join in.

NutWrench, to memes in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.
@NutWrench@lemmy.ml avatar

This is what “AI training” looks like, folks. The companies developing AI constantly tells us how awesome it is, but it still needs the help of humans to recognize basic sh*t like cars, buses, crosswalks and traffic lights. They didn’t choose those images by accident.

doublepepperoni,
@doublepepperoni@hexbear.net avatar

I keep expecting blurry images of protestors or human shaped blobs huddling behind cover with some kind of crosshair over them

PLEASE CLICK ON ALL SQUARES WITH ENEMY COMBATANTS TARGETS PERSONS

Pregnenolone, to comicstrips in "Blood Type" by Mr.Lovenstien

The third panel was brutally unnecessary

poppy,

It kinda takes away from the joke imo

Skkorm, to comicstrips in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

I just spent Thanksgiving with my family, and was reminded how much my parents love boiling things. Fucking disgusting, no spices either? Fuck bland potatoes. It takes almost no effort to just toss a bunch of fucking spices on them and then put them in the oven.

Breezy,

Isnt thanksgiving a month from now? Are you like from the future? Why did you suddenly come back? Is the whole world doomed and you came back to warn us of something terrible?!?!?

thalience,

Canada also has a holiday called “Thanksgiving”, and it was last week

Franzia,

Omg yikes you’re Canadian?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

There’s dozens of us.

KairuByte,
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

And we all know each other!

Serinus,

I dunno, time travel seems more reasonable.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

My dad does this, just boils vegetables and potatoes so long that they’re reduced to their component quarks and then serves them in a bowl with nothing on them. For bonus points, he makes sure they’ve cooled off to room temperature before we eat. I want to blame the Great Depression for this style of “cuisine”, but he was born after that shit.

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Are you of norwegian ancestry?

Ignisnex,
@Ignisnex@lemmy.world avatar

No excuse for bland potatoes. Even boiled, they can taste good. Low effort, throw some dill on those bastards. It’s that easy. My mom is diabetic, and down a kidney, so salt and sugar are not really things in the food she makes, but it always tastes good.

TheWanderer, to memes in Can't outsmart your teacher

My guy, otherwise how would I check the condition of my magnificent boner :/

ramius345,

Magnum dong.

sxan, to lemmyshitpost in Uranus is so big!!
@sxan@midwest.social avatar
Metatronz,

Butt, lol

heavy, to comicstrips in "Pineapple Pizza" by Salo_Comic

It’s funny because literally no one cares.

BluJay320, to memes in Be a cat
@BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I am an invasive species

rustyfish, to memes in It's so annoying
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

I feel attacked. Am I being attacked?

MonkderZweite,

I forgot.

KingThrillgore, to memes in Thank God
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

Yay! It’s dark outside! I didn’t oversleep!

Checks clock, it’s 3am and you can’t go back to sleep

Oh crap

June,

It’s happened to me every night for a week. :/

Lepsea,

At 5 am you got sleepy and you just blink… Now it’s 8am

ignotum, to memes in Thank God

Clock: 3pm

Phone: 17 missed calls

robocall,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

You must be popular.

Prunebutt,

Missed calls? Found a boomer. \j

Thorry84,

I think they are a millennial, those are all the calls they got the past 6 months and they didn’t answer any of them.

KoboldCoterie,
@KoboldCoterie@pawb.social avatar

This checks out.

Prunebutt,

And they never just call their mom.

MargotRobbie, to comicstrips in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

For lazy people like me: air fryer works great for asparagus and broccoli, taste good even with only salt.

DillyDaily,

As a lazy person who grew up with a parent who’s method of cooking vegetables was just “boil it till its grey!”, if a vegetable can be eaten raw, I will be eating it raw.

Raw broccoli dipped in garlic greek yoghurt is delicious, nutritious and fast/lazy to prepare.

I’m on the hunt for a vegan alternative that is decent, but until then, crunchy carrots and sugar snap peas are my go-to lazy veggies.

Smoogs,

Raw broccoli…Oh man I do not want to smell your farts. I mean you don’t even have to boil them but give them just a hot dip to reduce the raffinose

ours,

Or just steamed a bit. I hate mushy broccoli with a passion.

DillyDaily,

Maybe it’s because I’m on prescription probiotics and digestive enzymes, but I haven’t noticed a drastic change in my farts from the broccoli. They used to absolutely reek before I went low-dairy and started being a little more mindful of FODMAPS.

Now pea protein powder? that amplifies my flatulence to war crime levels.

Pitco88,

Raw broccoli and a good hummus is a great alternative. It’s a salad combination i use quite frequently.

speck, to comicstrips in "Together" by Chris Hallbeck

Because I assumed they were a male couple, that punchline landed differently

populustree,

they could be men, women, or even normal! that’s the cool part of this comic.

Diprount_Tomato,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

“Or even normal” 💀💀💀

Adi2121,

“I like all races, black, Asian, Hispanic, and normal”

Diprount_Tomato,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

Imagine thinking those are actual races

Karlos_Cantana, to comicstrips in "Last Word" by J.L Westover
@Karlos_Cantana@kbin.social avatar

I'm so groovy I will never get old, daddy-o.

CertifiedBlackGuy,

Back to the nursing home with you!

Tankiedesantski, to memes in [Tutorial]How to impress her Dad

Enjoy this joke while you can still reasonably assume that peoples’ parents are homeowners.

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