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Kolanaki, to comicstrips in "Offensive Meme" by HalfThoughtComic
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

“You’re right, you don’t belong here.”

Is taken to Extra Hell

GlitterInfection, (edited )

Hell 2: This Time it’s Personal!

FuglyDuck, (edited )
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar
Appoxo, (edited ) to memes in It can become anything
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stebo02,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

nice sticks bro!

Appoxo,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Thanks bro!

RobotZap10000, to comicstrips in "Looked Down Upon" by Mr. Lovenstein

Literally Regular Show

rkk,
@rkk@lemmy.world avatar

I see that fucking eyeball every morning. Interesting it disappears after 5pm on fridays.

CaptainBlagbird, to memes in But My memory is shit.
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

Plot twist: OP is talking about Bitcoin

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Monero probably, cuz transaction history is obfuscated

TimeSquirrel, (edited ) to memes in Impossible
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

How old is your mom, 80? People in their 40s and 50s played Atari and are pretty familiar with video games. This joke is dying quickly.

VOwOxel,

Although that is true, they might not be as familiar with the concept of online multiplayer games, which rose in popularity much later. The odds of someone’s parents having played, for example, Quake or Unreal Tournament in their childhoods are considerably lower.

MNByChoice,

Quake was released in 1996, 27 years ago. College students likely played Quake at the time.

“Mom” likely knows her shit.

TimeSquirrel, (edited )
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Am a 41 year old dad who grew up with Quake, Doom, and Unreal Tournament, and now have a 12 year old son who is also growing up on games. The boomers who didn't have a clue are dying. Those were OUR parents who didn't know diddly squat about gaming, not this generation's parents.

meekah, (edited )
@meekah@lemmy.world avatar

Well, in your bubble maybe. I can assure you the majority of people your age barely grasp the concept of the internet, let alone online gaming. Same goes for people in their 20s. It’s like cars for many people. Sure, they know very well how to use them, but have no idea about what other people do with their cars, like racing or off-roading. They might have some rough idea of what it probably is, but no clue about all the intricacies.

Nowadays most people use the internet, but that doesn’t mean they understand the pain when someone leaves your online match. Not everybody is playing online games, let alone online games where a leaving teammate actually matters.

VOwOxel, (edited )

I think you are right. There are many people in their 40s who grew up with online games, my father included :). Although I am still fairly certain that online games weren’t as prevalent back then as they are today, thus many parents don’t quite grasp the concept.

EDIT: I would like to add that even people who didn’t play online games, such as my mother, still played on the atari, for example, and know the concept of “unpauseable” games. So I think that it mostly comes down to demographic. In my group of school friends (a few years ago) some parents were in the know and others weren’t.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m 46. Quake came out when I was 19. Of course I know about Quake.

ursakhiin,

Who do you think was playing Quake and Unreal Tournament if not the parents of today’s youth?

PeepinGoodArgs,

My wife of a year younger than me is the mom in the meme. I’m 35. The joke is still alive!

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

If you ever played an Atari 2600, you understand the concept of an unpauseable game you play at home.

qooqie, to comicstrips in "Choices" by J.L. Westover

Get a sleep study done if you’re going to sleep early and still waking up tired. Oooor change your bedtime habits, look up CBT for sleep

BassaForte,
@BassaForte@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t think I’m interested in cock and ball torture for sleep…

qooqie,

What why not? Lmao maybe try cognitive behavioral therapy when searching instead

Rooty,

The internet has ruined us all.

Noodle07,

I can’t unread it, we’re messed up forever

Ilflish, (edited )

I really hate to be that guy but I went from 10.5 to 8.5 hours average by regularly exercising. Hard to begin with since usually the issue is not enough time or being too tired but it is worth it. Took about 3 months or dailyish activity

lanolinoil,
@lanolinoil@lemmy.world avatar

5 hours of sleep is not good long term

Ilflish,

Forgot to add what I went to. It was 10.5 to 8.5 not 10 to 5

lanolinoil,
@lanolinoil@lemmy.world avatar

Oh great them

BossDj, to memes in Bed at 7 am really become cozy

So true but WHY

OsrsNeedsF2P,

Because you don’t have a sleep schedule

verdigris,

Bruh I go to bed and wake up at the same time for two years and this still happens

BossDj,

Same

franklin,
@franklin@lemmy.world avatar

It’s because your bodies circulation rhythm is different from the sleep schedule imposed on you, I have the same issue

Buttons,
@Buttons@programming.dev avatar

I’d like to sleep from about 2 to 10-2 every night. Society doesn’t like this though.

Akareth,

your body’s* circulation rhythm

noughtnaut,
@noughtnaut@lemmy.world avatar

*circadian

creditCrazy, to comicstrips in "Running" by Chris Hallbeck
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

He will make amarica cold again

Sotuanduso,

Finally, a candidate wanting to fight climate change.

atx_aquarian,
@atx_aquarian@lemmy.world avatar

But where does the poo heat go?!

Sotuanduso,

Put Earth in a box and pump the heat outside.

Plibbert, to memes in Really?

Nah I think that’s called depression.

Burninator05, to lemmyshitpost in Uranus is so big!!

Narrator: He will never be mature enough for that.

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Maybe it happens sometime after 40?

TheColonel,

It doesn’t.

at_an_angle,

My dad is retired and still laughs at pull my finger. Makes me laugh as well.

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Nooooope

uphillbothways, (edited ) to memes in Pain
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

The problem is waking up. Sleeping would be great if it would just keep going.

PeWu,

It would be perfect if I could go to sleep indefinitely.

LufyCZ,

Boy do I have news for you

Darkenfolk,

Learn how this guy got infinite sleep in 1 2 3 easy steps!!! Insomniacs hate him!!! 100% ClIcKbAiT

thepiguy, to memes in Pain

When sleep changes from an escape from depression to just a timeskip to more of it

force, (edited )

sleep is depression, i say as someone with adhd-induced inspmnia on top of just regular insomnia who can’t sleep for shit

i spent 3 hours lying down with my eyes closed not being able to sleep after getting 2 hours of sleep the night before, after staying up for 24 hours straight. end me

funkajunk,
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

Send me your address, I will bring a very large rock.

SeducingCamel,

What fuels your sleeplessness? Even when I feel super tired it’s still a long combined process of constant tossing and turning and not being able to shut my brain up

PeachMan, to comicstrips in "Choices" by J.L. Westover
@PeachMan@lemmy.world avatar

I’d say switching between option A and option B is what fucks you up; you have an irregular sleep schedule. Pick option B and stick with it, even on weekends.

spudwart, to memes in Later me will manage
@spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

Do not forget about the part where it constantly lingers overhead, and despite you thinking about it every moment and making every moment hell until you do it, you don’t do it until that last minute anyway.

Burninator05, to comicstrips in "Symptoms" by Chris Hallbeck

The problem isn’t that our parts wear out. The problem is that most critical ones aren’t easily replaceable and the most important one is designed specifically to not be removable.

Rubanski,

Damn you, evolved obsolescence!

Bondrewd,

Lol kind of missed the completely miniscule topic of cells.

WeLoveCastingSpellz,

Damn, time to push repairability and replaceable parts for human bodies.

orl0pl,

Right to repair!

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