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JohnDClay, to lemmyshitpost in Uranus is so big!!
HiddenLayer5,
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Let me locate it for you

irmoz, to lemmyshitpost in Uranus is so big!!

You’re a nuss.

That’s the official pronunciation. Practice it, and one day you can partake in astrononical discussions without giggling!

ridethisbike,

Nah I’m good fam

Kase,

The great thing about this is that “a” can be pronounced as either long or short a. At least, that’s how it’s used where I live, I’m not sure if that’s actually “correct.”

kubica, to comicstrips in "Last Word" by J.L Westover
@kubica@kbin.social avatar

People stop using a word when they overuse it so much it loses the original useful meaning.

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

rip

blanketswithsmallpox,

O RLY?

Klear,

YA RLY

blanketswithsmallpox,

NO WAI!

synapse1278, to lemmyshitpost in Uranus is so big!!
@synapse1278@lemmy.world avatar

64 if you relax

Kase,

Holy shit, you made my day

quindraco, to comicstrips in "Last Word" by J.L Westover

It’s just an abbreviation of charisma.

Gabu,

Why?

the_post_of_tom_joad, (edited )

Woah.

regresses 10 years in age

thanks, youngblood.

Kusimulkku,

And for that reason I’m out

vaseltarp, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Uranus is so big!!

Aragorn voice: “But today is not that day!!”

BillyTheSkidMark, (edited )

Homer Beer baron in the distance

^^^no ^^^you ^^^won’t

Burninator05, to comicstrips in "Symptoms" by Chris Hallbeck

The problem isn’t that our parts wear out. The problem is that most critical ones aren’t easily replaceable and the most important one is designed specifically to not be removable.

Rubanski,

Damn you, evolved obsolescence!

Bondrewd,

Lol kind of missed the completely miniscule topic of cells.

WeLoveCastingSpellz,

Damn, time to push repairability and replaceable parts for human bodies.

orl0pl,

Right to repair!

Burninator05, to lemmyshitpost in Uranus is so big!!

Narrator: He will never be mature enough for that.

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Maybe it happens sometime after 40?

TheColonel,

It doesn’t.

at_an_angle,

My dad is retired and still laughs at pull my finger. Makes me laugh as well.

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Nooooope

TootSweet, to comicstrips in "Last Word" by J.L Westover

“Rizz” isn’t really a thing… right?

can,

I have some bad news

trashgirlfriend,

Lil bro really took an L

falsem,

Yeah, he really got rizzed

southsamurai,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Lemme sprinkle some rizz on ya.

It’s a totally real thing. And those of us with massive amounts of it can spurt it onto others in volume, resulting in some serious trance.

Which is funny, because with enough rizz, you can spurt some serious jizz onto others, resulting in some serious results as well.

DeepGradientAscent,
@DeepGradientAscent@programming.dev avatar

Consent is sexy, but I guess rizz ain’t askin’.

IWantToFuckSpez, to lemmyshitpost in Uranus is so big!!

Siswet: “Only 63?”

Senseless,

Is it good or bad that I know what you’re talking about?

IWantToFuckSpez,

It means that you are an erudite person.

netwren, to comicstrips in "Symptoms" by Chris Hallbeck

Love that the robot is having to use the laptop to look it up.

snooggums,
@snooggums@kbin.social avatar

And is judgy about people wearing out when robots have the exact same issue.

sxan, to lemmyshitpost in Uranus is so big!!
@sxan@midwest.social avatar
Metatronz,

Butt, lol

KISSmyOS, to comicstrips in "Symptoms" by Chris Hallbeck

I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have “network connectivity problems”.

tetris11,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

That’s weird. My other doctor said “skynet activated”

soundingcock, to comicstrips in "Symptoms" by Chris Hallbeck
MentalEdge,
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

offensive spam account, please ban forever

Masimatutu,

DO NOT click on the link, it contains horrible gore images without any warning

nehal3m, (edited )

You might be tempted, like I was, because sometimes this kind of thing is a trope and the link actually shows cute images. It does for the first page, but as soon as you scroll you’ll see actually horrible shit.

This is not a cutesy plot twist it-was-cute-after-all, there’s some sick shit. Just skip the curiosity on this one.

edit: Oh and report the asshole if you can.

papalonian, to memes in Phew!

Except for when it’s like the one plan I made that I was actually looking forward to

Just gives me confirmation bias that I shouldn’t make plans

Jorgelino, (edited )

I kinda like it still, because if it’s something i’m looking forward to, then i’m probably super nervous about it, so cancelling it makes me relieved i don’t have to worry about it right now. (Assuming it was just pushed further down the road rather than cancelled forever)

Like, i love DMing TTRPG games, and i hate how hard it is to schedule sessions, but at the same time, i secretly love it when a session needs to be cancelled because i’m always less prepared than i’d like to be.

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