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cows_are_underrated, to memes in Chances are never zero.

Even tho cows are cool as hell, don’t mess with them if you don’t know them. Especially bulls can easily kill you(and they will do).

wieson, to memes in Chances are never zero.

Made my brain autofill the rest of the image with the cow standing on two legs and having human arms.

BachenBenno, to memes in Chances are never zero.

Can’t be mad at her, considering all the beef people eat

hltdev, to memes in Chances are never zero.

just wants to use your phone bro

Dasnap, to memes in Chances are never zero.
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

I literally walked into my grandparents’ garden one day and found a cow just hanging out. No one believed me when I went to tell them until they heard it moo. Turns out it had managed to break the fence at a local field and was just roaming.

Armand1, to memes in Chances are never zero.

This looks like my old student accommodation

FlyingSquid, to memes in Chances are never zero.
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
Octopus1348, to memes in Chances are never zero.

There was a 82 year old man who had to pee and couldn’t hold it in, so he went to a train track to do it. While he was pissing, a cow from the air crushed him. His death certificate literally says “Death by a flying cow”. It turned out that cows were crossing a track and the train hit one of the cows full speed, so it was sent flying right towards the man. He ended up passing away.

cows_are_underrated,

Achievement unlocked: Get killed by a flying cow.

Octopus1348,

I saw a comment that read “Bro got the rarest death message 💀”

chillbo_baggins, to memes in Just Upload a meme.

This is the way

Killercat103, to comicstrips in "Last Word" by J.L Westover
@Killercat103@infosec.pub avatar

Gen Z here. Guess I’m getting old.

sag,

Bro

onestop, to memes in Pain

brought back very dark memories

spudwart, to memes in Chances are never zero.
@spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

Cows are angry little vengeance creatures.

They know, and they want retribution.

Candelestine, to memes in Relatable to everyone

Yeah, I’ve done that before. I usually just drink a big glass of water though, that usually works.

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Wow your nose is well domesticated! No way I fix mine with a drink. Antihistamines help but it’s a tough battle.

Candelestine,

Yeeeah okay, allergies are a different story. I’m more thinking of a wake-up-in-the-morning type of stuffy nose, maybe from a mild cold or something.

I find I’m often a little bit dehydrated, which makes it a little harder to blow my nose.

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Oh I see. Fair enough! :)

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

My nose only takes sugar :(

Lophostemon, to lemmyshitpost in Super Shitter?

Taco Bell strikes again.

Norgur, to memes in Relatable to everyone

Anybody else getting "I'm 14 and this is deep" vibes from this?

HonoraryMancunian,

How Can Breathing Be Real If Noses Aren’t Real?

PerogiBoi,
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

I’m 30 and this is deep.

evening_push579,

Deep inside my nose

Sotuanduso,

Gottem.

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