telegra.ph

HexesofVexes, to comicstrips in "Last Word" by J.L Westover

Back in my day, we went with “giving it riz”.

Cethin,

Yeah, rizz isn’t new. It’s just short for charisma. Their usage of it is new and wacky though. You don’t charisma someone. You do something charismatically. It’s an adjective or adverb, not a verb.

PhlubbaDubba,

Well, it’s being used in English, so as long as the intended meaning comes across it can be all three and whatever else so long as it still communicates the intended message.

name_NULL111653,

This is what happens when your anglo-saxon, having just diverged from old Norse and Latin, begins to lose it’s declensions and conjugations… It’s its biggest problem, that that abominable process occurred…

AngryCommieKender, to comicstrips in "Last Word" by J.L Westover

I used to be with “it,” then they went and changed what was “it.” Now what used to be “it” is lame, and what is “it” is new and scary. And it will happen to you too!!!

doctorcrimson, (edited ) to comicstrips in "Last Word" by J.L Westover

Haha

Swish

Haha

Kobe!

Haha

Yeeet

EDIT: It feels like some people aren’t getting the joke, to clarify all of these words mean roughly the same thing but are a few years apart from each other.

Thcdenton, to memes in Phew!

One of the best feelings ever is canceling plans. On par with taking an epic dump.

Annoyed_Crabby, to memes in Phew!

Look ma, no plans!

ShortFuse, to comicstrips in "Last Word" by J.L Westover

It’s fine as long as you don’t say “on accident”.

Raxiel,

Who axed?

solidsnake2085, (edited ) to comicstrips in "Last Word" by J.L Westover
@solidsnake2085@lemmy.world avatar

That’s like when people say Drip. I usually reply with what’s dripping? I don’t see any water anywhere.

bane_killgrind,

The ladies dude. If you got drip that’s where you are getting it from.

MrShankles,

That drip do be a hydroplane hazard for my Heelys though

DevilOfDoom,

Ok, grandpa.

KingThrillgore, to comicstrips in "Last Word" by J.L Westover
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

Rizz is a shortened word for ‘charisma’ and specifically for skill in charming or seducing a potential romantic partner, especially through verbal communication.

ItsMeForRealNow,

That’s so rizz

progettarsi, (edited )

knowledge rizz

fosforus, (edited ) to comicstrips in "Last Word" by J.L Westover

I was kinda worried for a while that since kids these days don’t really have music as a tool to rebel against their parents, and as for shocking via clothing or something like goth or satanism… they’re just recycling 80s and 90s all over again. So how are they gonna do it?

Not so worried anymore. They always find something. And not just from language. The ways to be fucking idiots are endless and as a really novel thing, kids these days go up to 30 year olds.

GardeningSadhu,

We were not allowed to walk around in clothing that is revealing like today’s kids are. That’s the rebellion and well, call me a dirty old man but i’m sure enjoying it.

tegs_terry,

Woe betide you’re seen wearing the same top on instagram though, that’s where the opprobrium comes from nowadays.

GardeningSadhu,

I’m here every day. We’re ready for you when you’re ready… lemm.ee/c/stopdrinking@lemmy.world?dataType=Post&…

tegs_terry,

18 months sober dude

MightyGalhupo, to lemmyshitpost in Uranus is so big!!

I hope I can always be immature enough to laugh at this. Life sucks, enjoy the little things. Or in this case the very big space you can fit things into.

normonator, to comicstrips in "Last Word" by J.L Westover

It’s short for charisma and you use it if you have none.

dylanTheDeveloper,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Okay but what is minging

Ironfacebuster,

This Calypso. It’s minging!

Alpha71, to comicstrips in "Last Word" by J.L Westover

I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!

RoquetteQueen,
@RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works avatar

Finally, never being cool is paying off. I have so much practice not knowing what “it” is and it makes getting old so much easier.

onewaymars, to comicstrips in "Last Word" by J.L Westover

this meme got no rizz bruh fr fr Ong no cap

TastyWheat, to memes in Chances are never zero.

It’s true. I was nearly killed by a cow. Turned my car into a convertible and missed my head by millimetres.

don,

So you met a cow and got a new car and a haircut for your troubles. Not bad at all!

Drusas,

Be glad she wasn't a moose.

Rudee, to memes in Chances are never zero.

Cows kill more people every year than sharks do

cows_are_underrated,

And that’s only because we come more often and much closer to cows than we come to sharks.

Rudee,

Speak for yourself, I haven’t spent any time coming anywhere near a cow

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/f9f31764-2829-4529-8c46-2d8d53755c76.jpeg

cows_are_underrated,

That was not what I meant.

x4740N,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

Your username should have been cows_are_udderated

cows_are_underrated,

Lmao

explodicle,

OMG I didn’t even notice your username until just now!

Shard, (edited )

Its also because big ass herbivores are actually really dangerous.

Sharks don’t actually like the taste of humans because we’re a little too lean. So they won’t actively hunt you unless they’re starving. There’s only really one reason why a shark is out to get you. There’s many reasons a herbivore will mess you up.

A big herbivore will fk you up because he’s having a bad day and you got too close. Or its mating season and everyone is potential competition. Or they mistook you for a predator cause of their poor eyesight. Or a bird flew away nearby and one of them got startled and now you’re in a path of a stampede.

cows_are_underrated,

Sharks may also bite you by accident, because they mistake you for a seal.

How dangerous a bull is also depends on his age. While getting older he will start to lose the fear/respect for humans. This will get to a point where being alone with him is a literal death sentence.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • localhost
  • All magazines
  • 200 @ domain_comments
    HTTP status 200 OK
    Route name domain_comments
    Has session yes
    Stateless Check no
    Time 1586 ms
    Total time 1586 ms
    Initialization time 277 ms
    Memory 30.0 MiB
    Peak memory usage 30.0 MiB
    PHP memory limit 128 MiB
    Logger 90
    Errors 0
    Warnings 0
    Deprecations 90
    Cache 187 in 1058.09 ms
    Cache Calls 187
    Total time 1058.09 ms
    Cache hits 89 / 177 (50.28%)
    Cache writes 66
    3
    Default locale en
    Missing messages 3
    Fallback messages 0
    Defined messages 111
    Security n/a
    Authenticated No
    Firewall name main
    Twig 1007 ms
    Render Time 1007 ms
    Template Calls 493
    Block Calls 29
    Macro Calls 0
    388 in 840 ms
    entry_comment 41
    user_inline 41
    date 41
    date_edited 41
    user_avatar 41
    vote 41
    boost 41
    entry_comments_nested 41
    magazine_inline 15
    entry_inline 15
    settings_row_switch 15
    user_settings_row_switch 4
    settings_row_enum 2
    domain 1
    domain_sub 1
    related_magazines 1
    active_users 1
    related_categories 1
    related_posts 1
    related_entries 1
    support_us_block 1
    featured_magazines 1
    47 in 476.52 ms
    Database Queries 47
    Different statements 13
    Query time 476.52 ms
    Invalid entities 0
    Cache hits 29
    Cache misses 19
    Cache puts 19
    6.4.0
    Profiler token d69fc1
    Environment dev
    Debug enabled
    PHP version 8.2.26   View phpinfo()
    PHP Extensions Xdebug ✗ APCu ✓ OPcache ✓
    PHP SAPI apache2handler