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spudwart, to memes in Later me will manage
@spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

Do not forget about the part where it constantly lingers overhead, and despite you thinking about it every moment and making every moment hell until you do it, you don’t do it until that last minute anyway.

CaptnKarisma, to memes in Later me will manage

I too like to live dangerously.

Fiivemacs,

Took me a long time to change the batteries in the smoke detector. Only did it because it stopped beeping. I too like to live dangerously

BruceTwarzen,

My smoke detectors are still in the original packaging.

kubica, to memes in Later me will manage
@kubica@kbin.social avatar

You can try to convince me but my brain thinks that's some kind of propaganda.

someguy3, to memes in It's so annoying

Turtle?

Ragdoll_X, to memes in It's so annoying
@Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world avatar

That’s me basically every 10 mins or so. My attention span is not what it used to be…

AllonzeeLV, to comicstrips in "Pretendship" by Chris Hallbeck

They aren’t getting their games back.

unreachable, to comicstrips in "Pretendship" by Chris Hallbeck
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

“it’s just business, nothing personal”

BlinkerFluid, to comicstrips in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein
@BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one avatar

My mom after feeding me canned green beans for years watching me wolf down green beans at my house

“You hated veggies when you were a kid.”

…sure, mom

sock,

i used to be anti meat except ham and chickfila chicken (specifically), turns out my parents made super dry chicken…

i now eat 2x the meat to account for vegetarians and my lost time

SARGEx117,

I looked my mother in the eyes after a long day once and responded to a similar statement with “No, I hated your chilli when I was a kid.”

She really does make the absolute worst chilli I’ve ever tasted. It’s so bland. There is almost no chilli powder in it, just some salt and a little bit of pre-ground pepper from a packaged salt/pepper shaker. The recipe amounts to “throw some hamburger and tomato sauce with canned beans in a pot and cook it for an hour and then add random amounts of all THREE seasonings”

It’s a wonder I survived to be able to cook on my own.

TheCrawlingKingSnake,

Was the chili really that bad you had to hurt your mother’s feelings about it? I feel you hated more than just her chili…

sock,

some parents cant take criticism lightly and need it shoved down their throats to get it passed their thick skulls

otherwise they’ll just laugh it off and not change anything despite causing and denying a large sum of anxiety and ptsd-like symptoms throughout ones formative years. the parent might instead of helping you, ostracize you for being too “lazy” to go outside, yet when that one goes outside they get pissy and huge amounts anxiety.

but when one ask for comfort they say deal with it because everyone deals with going outside therefore you can suck it up.

or they tell you to do new stuff but whenever one makes a mistake one gets yelled at and then the parents wonder why the child doesnt want to do anything new.

or smth like that idk

name_NULL111653,

… I’m in this story and I don’t like it

blanketswithsmallpox,

Ahhh the Midwest classic of I don’t need recipes I just throw impossibly small amounts of seasoning in despite there being literal pounds of vegetables and ground meat in it.

Don’t forget to cook your venison through with only a little butter so you don’t get sick! A fucking alligator couldn’t bite through that shit.

BeefPiano,

My kids are the opposite. We can sauté up some fresh green beans and make them so good, but the kids only want to eat the canned ones.

Retrograde,
@Retrograde@lemmy.world avatar

Lol there’s just something so fun about the canned ones when you’re a kid I guess

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

My mom was a hippie and made her own bread and we always ate homemade food. When I went away to camp, I was the one pigging out on the sugary breakfast cereals like Froot Loops etc. while the other kids were busy being amazed by the eggs and pancakes and whatnot.

ebenixo, to memes in Me in a nutshell

Be homeless for a couple of months then tell us how you don’t like setting the alarm.

coco, to memes in Thank God

Worse !when i wake up 15 mknute before the clock 😤

prole,

Every day. I just get up at this point.

Stanwich, to memes in Thank God

Every.night.

SARGEx117, to memes in Thank God

tosses and turns, occasionally glancing at the clock, getting more and more pissed as the hours go by until finally, exhaustion creeping in, your alarm goes off

Repeat every day.

Every.

Single.

DAY.

Album,
@Album@lemmy.ca avatar

I used to be like this. Once you learn to let go the anxiety won’t keep you up. It’s counter intuitive in a cruel way. But that’s life the more enraged you are at the lack of control you inevitably have the farther you are from achieving your desired goals.

Darkenfolk,

Once read somewhere that if you put your phone away an hour before you go to bed that you sleep better.

Real shame, I could’ve used that knowledge an hour ago.

LillyPip, to memes in Thank God

Oh good, I have 4 more hours to lie awake. 👍

KingThrillgore, to memes in Thank God
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

Yay! It’s dark outside! I didn’t oversleep!

Checks clock, it’s 3am and you can’t go back to sleep

Oh crap

June,

It’s happened to me every night for a week. :/

Lepsea,

At 5 am you got sleepy and you just blink… Now it’s 8am

Colorcodedresistor, to comicstrips in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

Never forget, wars were fought for spice. people died to not have to consume bland food.

and yet you pass the spice aisle every grocery visit, shame.

;)

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

The spice must flow

DillyDaily,

Because who buys spices at the regular grocery store, it’s like $4 for a 50g bag. You gotta go to the Asain grocer or Indian market for those delicious half kilo bags for $6.

Then put them in an old pasta sauce jar and shove them in your pantry and let them get old and off gas their aroma until they’re just bland sawdust…but act like you’re still better than other white people because you own spices.

nix,

The obscure and unassuming the specialty store is, the more incomprehensibly low their prices are

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