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S_H_K, to comicstrips in "Shut Up" by HalfThoughtComic

Procrastination wins…

mrbubblesort, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in But it's just a Galaxy
@mrbubblesort@kbin.social avatar

That's a nice picture, but this one is worth a 100 grand!

ericisshort,

Still 30% less fat than what? A stack of cash?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

A 143 grand.

Armand1, to memes in Chances are never zero.

This looks like my old student accommodation

wieson, to memes in Chances are never zero.

Made my brain autofill the rest of the image with the cow standing on two legs and having human arms.

MightyGalhupo, to lemmyshitpost in Uranus is so big!!

I hope I can always be immature enough to laugh at this. Life sucks, enjoy the little things. Or in this case the very big space you can fit things into.

solidsnake2085, (edited ) to comicstrips in "Last Word" by J.L Westover
@solidsnake2085@lemmy.world avatar

That’s like when people say Drip. I usually reply with what’s dripping? I don’t see any water anywhere.

bane_killgrind,

The ladies dude. If you got drip that’s where you are getting it from.

MrShankles,

That drip do be a hydroplane hazard for my Heelys though

DevilOfDoom,

Ok, grandpa.

Thcdenton, to memes in Phew!

One of the best feelings ever is canceling plans. On par with taking an epic dump.

spudwart, to comicstrips in "Last Word" by J.L Westover
@spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

Can we go to the alternate timeline where “Schway” takes off.

SquishMallow, to lemmyshitpost in Uranus is so big!!

The day that happens, I’d rather die

TootSweet, to comicstrips in "Last Word" by J.L Westover

“Rizz” isn’t really a thing… right?

can,

I have some bad news

trashgirlfriend,

Lil bro really took an L

falsem,

Yeah, he really got rizzed

southsamurai,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Lemme sprinkle some rizz on ya.

It’s a totally real thing. And those of us with massive amounts of it can spurt it onto others in volume, resulting in some serious trance.

Which is funny, because with enough rizz, you can spurt some serious jizz onto others, resulting in some serious results as well.

DeepGradientAscent,
@DeepGradientAscent@programming.dev avatar

Consent is sexy, but I guess rizz ain’t askin’.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in Uranus is so big!!
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5lWowU52t8

shath, to memes in Toughest Choice
@shath@hexbear.net avatar

secret third option

chillbo_baggins,

Steam Sale

Chakravanti, (edited )

Money=/=Life

NaibofTabr, to comicstrips in "Offensive Meme" by HalfThoughtComic

the special hell

YeahBuoy, to memes in Never Stop

It’s nice to get some recognition, thank you.

autokludge, to memes in It can become anything
@autokludge@programming.dev avatar

@JPSound’s perfect stick.

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