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FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in But it's just a Galaxy
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Reminds me of Emo Phillips comparing himself to God because “we both drive a Galaxy.

Spendrill, (edited ) to memes in Relatable to everyone

Brandy is your friend. Well, for one night it’s your friend and the next day you’ll feel awful but at least you’ll have the satisfaction of knowing it was self inflicted rather than some poxy self-replicator making you feel bad.

usernamesaredifficul,

when I was a kid my mum had this stuff that would just clear it up. You put it on your pillow and it disolves the blockage as you breath it in or something.

Only thing I remember was the bottle was brown though

Spendrill,

Olbas oil, probably.

usernamesaredifficul,

sounds right thanks

Norgur, to memes in Relatable to everyone

Anybody else getting "I'm 14 and this is deep" vibes from this?

HonoraryMancunian,

How Can Breathing Be Real If Noses Aren’t Real?

PerogiBoi,
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

I’m 30 and this is deep.

evening_push579,

Deep inside my nose

Sotuanduso,

Gottem.

TastyWheat, to memes in Chances are never zero.

It’s true. I was nearly killed by a cow. Turned my car into a convertible and missed my head by millimetres.

don,

So you met a cow and got a new car and a haircut for your troubles. Not bad at all!

Drusas,

Be glad she wasn't a moose.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, to comicstrips in "Last Word" by J.L Westover
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Twenty years ago my word was a finalist for the OED or Merriam Webster I forget which new word of the year. I probably peaked then.

Rhoeri, to comicstrips in "Last Word" by J.L Westover

Yep. Thats pretty much it.

Octopus1348, to comicstrips in "Symptoms" by Chris Hallbeck

How did it pass the “I’m not a robot” test?

IjonTichy, to comicstrips in "Last Word" by J.L Westover
redxef, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Uranus is so big!!

Important question, do they mean

  1. 63V_Earth <= V_Uranus, 64V_Earth > V_Uranus

or

  1. They actually considered sphere packing and thus 64V_Earth <= V_Uranus
IWantToFuckSpez, to lemmyshitpost in Uranus is so big!!

Siswet: “Only 63?”

Senseless,

Is it good or bad that I know what you’re talking about?

IWantToFuckSpez,

It means that you are an erudite person.

bmsok, to lemmyshitpost in Uranus is so big!!

Embrace Uranus

ininewcrow, to lemmyshitpost in Uranus is so big!!
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

What else can you fit in Uranus?

fluxion,

Massive amounts of gas

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

phttt … give me a good milkshake (I’m lactose intolerant) and I can do that too

KingThrillgore, (edited )
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

I’ll tell you what not to put in there: Christmas decorations. They break easy and it can cause a mess. Don’t want to pollute all of Uranus’ non-solid core with glass shards.

See it even sounds sexual when I clearly make it about the planet

db2, to lemmyshitpost in Uranus is so big!!

… in the back seat of a stellar Volkswagen.

guy_threepwood, to lemmyshitpost in MK bag

Every time I see the “MK” logo I think of Milton Keynes.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milton_Keynes

smeg,

Maybe OP’s lady friend is a big fan of the Dons?

RememberTheApollo_, to memes in Toughest Choice

They should hold hands and talk about it.

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