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Siegfried, to memes in Thank God

Clock: 10 AM

atom, to memes in Me in a nutshell
@atom@lemy.lol avatar

Haha this is me, sometimes I disable alarm and apologize how sorry I am to the boss 😅

fosforus, to comicstrips in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

Children: uhh, it’s now even worse

fsxylo, to comicstrips in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

Cook nearly any veggie in shallots, cream, whisked in egg, top with Parmesan, broil until brown.

Veggie gratin that isn’t the most healthy but is better than nothing, and brilliant served as a side to steak. I recommend mushrooms, spinach or zucchini.

Ookami38,

Was gonna say, that sounds pretty high in fat. Definitely better than a lot of the alternatives, but I’d only call it just this side of not healthy.

The real problem is that healthy food really is only good if it’s fresh, and so it’s a lot more inaccessible than shitty, processed either frozen or fast food.

feedum_sneedson,

It’s unhealthy.

XbSuper, to comicstrips in "Midnight Snack" by Chris Hallbeck

After all that? Get your own damn cookies!

Gork, to memes in Get out my head

Amog, US?

BaronDoggystyleVonWoof, to memes in But My memory is shit.

Can’t even have money in my head since my memories are so Shit.

Anticorp, to memes in But My memory is shit.

It’s been 84 years…

Marduk73, to memes in But My memory is shit.
@Marduk73@sh.itjust.works avatar

*mammaries

creditCrazy, to memes in Can't outsmart your teacher
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Da Vinci’s note book:“turns his smile into a grimice”

meowMix2525, (edited ) to memes in Continuous calculation

I used to use sleepyti.me until it was bought by some shitty company that sells mattresses or something and subsequently went to ugly bloated ad-infested “modernized” shit.

I just checked again for the first time in a while and it seems to have improved since it was first redesigned, though it’s still not as simple and lightweight as it once was.

Anyways. It helped when I used it. Kept a shortcut right on my home screen for the longest time. If you can look past the stupid brand name they’ve chosen to redirect to, it’s worth a shot.

jaybone,

I fall asleep on Memmy. Problem is my thumb goes down on the screen and I wake up like 30 screens deep into someone’s profile posts.

EvolvedTurtle,

I could make this

be_excellent_to_each_other, to memes in Please one at a time
@be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social avatar

Glad it's not just me.

samus12345, to memes in Gamers in a nutshell
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

“No.”

Zerush, to memes in This Event is True. Image is false.
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

It took him a while to realize this.

https://file.coffee/u/ujNkMOHQ_ExsxTppd33I6.png

edgemaster72, (edited ) to comicstrips in "Shut Up" by HalfThoughtComic
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

So you want me to do more work in order to do the too much work that I need to do? How dare you.

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