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KpntAutismus, to lemmyshitpost in Super Shitter?

“die schüssel sprengen” (detonating the bowl) suddenly got a whole new meaning.

Sabre363, to memes in This Event is True. Image is false.

Imagine playing an actual game in this tho

Kase,

I can’t see that happening /j

Sabre363,

But you could hear the confused shouts of the players

Kase,

That does sound pretty entertaining ngl

inverted_deflector, to memes in Relatable to everyone

I was an asthmatic child. Still am as an adult but I sort of out grew it in my teens. It still pops up when Im sick, or when air quality dips, or if I get allergies, or its there but Im used to it and it’s not as bad as when I was young.

As a kid though oh man I would frequently come down with colds and frequently have a clogged nose. It was not uncommon for me to breath through one nostril for a day, then it might shift later that evening and no amount of blowing or picking would save it. Then of course when I was sick which again was frequent I would be a mouth breather.

I still loudly sneeze through my mouth as an adult, not because I want to make a scene but because sneezing through my nose would hurt and lead to two snot trails flowing down my face.

Its funny now that I think about it I usually dont carry tissues with me but as a kid I always had a pack in my pocket because snot was an inevitability.

ShortFuse, to comicstrips in "Last Word" by J.L Westover

It’s fine as long as you don’t say “on accident”.

Raxiel,

Who axed?

Annoyed_Crabby, to memes in Phew!

Look ma, no plans!

DrPop, to comicstrips in "Last Word" by J.L Westover

He moe, pops is all rizzed up that he throated the glizzy.

treadful, to memes in This is what I mean when I say I am on diet
@treadful@lemmy.zip avatar

Fitness last taco in my mouth.

p_cells, to comicstrips in "Internet" by ChrissHallbeck

I love cat videos

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Pretty sure only monsters don’t like cat videos.

MajorHavoc, (edited )

Indeed!

Which is how we get the first rule of predicting technology adoption and lifespan - how much cat-related media is this technology facilitating?

Most critically, never ever bet against a solution that happens to be popular for sharing pictures of cats.

GrayBackgroundMusic, to memes in Wait... nevermid you're right.

Oh, you have kids, too?

tdawg, to memes in It can become anything

I’ve always imagined the universal desire to have a “good stick” and to even know what a “good stick” is stems from a survival instinct

vsh, (edited ) to memes in Every Job person now
@vsh@lemm.ee avatar

Find a good paying job or die trying you communist pig. I guess you want everything for free huh?

Edit: this comment got a lot of necessary attention so here’s my statement: ban communism in the USA!

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I guess you want everything for free huh?

I mean… yes? Who doesn’t want everything for free? Who likes to pay for things? There’s a reason people jump at the chance to get free stuff.

Holzkohlen,

Or just cheap stuff. That is why they trample each other to death on black friday.

vsh,
@vsh@lemm.ee avatar

Don’t tell them black Friday is a capitalistic invention!

Nelots,

lol

LordWiggle, to memes in I lose mine last month :(
@LordWiggle@lemmy.world avatar

Mine are all still in their boxes which I still save for no reason as I never ever will use them. Whenever I need a pin, I can’t find a single box, but the boxes are always in the way when I try to find something else. It’s a weird world we live in.

toastal, to memes in I lose mine last month :(

I got a Sony Xperia III last month. You can use a fingernail with it since the tray also holds your SD card

Mr_Dr_Oink, to memes in I lose mine last month :(

Wallet, coin part with a zip to keep it safe. It sits next to a random quarter i was given as change (im from the uk and it was given in place of a similar looking uk coin) a silver 1 pence coin (apparently they are rare and worth about £60 but as if my lazy arse is gon a sell it (and who actually buys these things anyway?) Some guitar picks and a franc (defunct french currency)

HurlingDurling, to memes in I lose mine last month :(

I have at least 6 in my office right now, and another 2 or 3 around my house, and one in my truck…

I will not be taking any questions at this point.

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