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ThePhantomGM, to memes in I lose mine last month :(

There’s always the trusty toothpick

Catsrules,

What kind of toothpick are you using? Most I have seen are way to fat or are to flexible.

TheAnonymouseJoker, (edited )
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

I bet your toothpick is a sewing needle or a SAK pin, if it can poke out SIM trays.

NoiseInTheVoid_444, to comicstrips in "Pineapple Pizza" by Salo_Comic

I think for me the tartness of pineapple combined with the acidity of tomatoes, is too reminiscent of the flavor profile of bile. It tastes like I threw up a little in my mouth, which is not something I desire to pay for, chew, savor, or swallow.

Seventhlevin,

Mmm, delicious butyric acid.

TheDarksteel94,

If that’s how your puke tastes, you should bottle and sell it.

ieightpi, to memes in I love arguement. Free Entertainment!

It makes me happy knowing that people had a sense of humor in medieval times. I want a print of that full painting.

Flax_vert, to memes in I love arguement. Free Entertainment!

This is the thing I miss the most about Reddit.

explodicle,

I feel like on Lemmy I get in more substantive arguments about the subject, and less of the other person playing armchair psychologist when I don’t see it their way.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah but we also have some of the most pedantic people I’ve ever dealt with, who will completely ignore your entire argument because they found a tiny bit of nuance in your word choice that they then cling to like it makes any fuckin sense

haych, to memes in Kitchen when Dad cook

Me after every Hello Fresh meal

veroxii,

Hello Mess!

toromtomtom, to comicstrips in "This Show" by Chris Hallbeck

SN AK

Hupf,
BossDj, to memes in Bed at 7 am really become cozy

I sometimes think my diet has more play on the problem than sleep times.

Nahdahar,

The consistency of when you eat (or the lack thereof) plays a bigger role in this than the diet itself, although it’s known that heavy meals in the evening can disrupt sleep.

https://www.thensf.org/get-healthy-sleep-by-eating-right-on-schedule/

BeardedSingleMalt, to memes in Bed at 7 am really become cozy

It takes me 2 hours to fall sleep at night.

Or in the 7 minutes between the snooze button.

jollyrogue, to memes in Really?

Get stoned, take a nap? That checks out.

jollyrogue,

Maybe teach the cat about socialism so it will start wearing cute little commie hats.

ares35, to memes in It's so annoying
@ares35@kbin.social avatar

every. damn. day. the worst might be i get to the outer door at the office, ready to go outside. and i just stop. 30 seconds later, shake my head a bit and go 'oh yea. i'm leaving now'.

AllonzeeLV, to comicstrips in "Pretendship" by Chris Hallbeck

They aren’t getting their games back.

blindbunny, to comicstrips in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

This is what the Bible should have been about.

KISSmyOS,

Now let’s toss in some of the neighboring tribespeople and season with 200 foreskins.

Somewhereunknown7351, to memes in Get out my head
@Somewhereunknown7351@kbin.social avatar

Dude what shaders are you using

PlasterAnalyst, to memes in Please one at a time

We have a 55" led TV from about 10 years ago. We bought it at a physical sears store. I replaced the power supply board maybe 5-6 years ago? Because the backlight stopped working. The current problem with it is that if it has been on in the past few hours she you try to turn it on again it takes 15-20 minutes to finally turn on. No amount of power cycling or fiddling fixes it, you just have to press the power button and wait. If you turn it on after it has been off all night, then it starts up fine. I really don't want to buy a new TV right now and I don't really want a smart TV anyway.

BulbasaurBabu,

Can’t you just not connect the smart tv to the internet and make it a dumb tv?

PlasterAnalyst,

I've read that some won't work that way and some do and I really don't want to research tvs at the moment.

morrowind, to memes in Relatable to everyone
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

I don’t understand, you can just breathe through your mouth though?

xeekei, (edited )

For non-mouthbreathers, that’s actually quite unpleasant.

AOCapitulator,
@AOCapitulator@hexbear.net avatar

then your mouth will get all dry and if you’re sick you’ve probably got a sore throat too, the #1 time I try not to breath through my mouth

usernamesaredifficul,

the worst part is when it happens while you sleep

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