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ilovesatan, to memes in I lose mine last month :(
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I used to work for Asurion, I got a dozen of them you can have .

JamesConeZone, to memes in I lose mine last month :(
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Earring gang where you at

razieltakato, (edited ) to memes in I lose mine last month :(
Lunachocken,

I thought there was a hole in your hand I didn’t see the metal. I just saw straight through them. Wtf

JackbyDev,

You should put them all on a keyring!

ViktorSoy, to memes in I lose mine last month :(
@ViktorSoy@hexbear.net avatar

I use a heroin syringe.

dutchkimble,

Pro tip right here, it juices up the performance

JackbyDev,

If you use a used one, hey, that’s just up cycling!

Lemmygradwontallowme, to memes in I lose mine last month :(
@Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net avatar

I’m not a responsible person, though, I’m too lazy to move that shit around often to have it lost outside my closet…

dog_, to memes in I lose mine last month :(

I keep mine on my keys :)

bigFab,

I’ve tried that. Too painful

dog_,

I’m sorry :(

JackbyDev, to memes in I lose mine last month :(

This is why us millennials keep our phone boxes

cmhe, to memes in I lose mine last month :(

I am not responsible for most of the random stuff I own, but at least for that thing I found a good place. I keep it between the back of my phone and my phone case. I have to remove the case anyway to access the slot, and then it is just right there available.

Jumpinship,

I can always find a random thing to do it. It’s also possibly to pry it from the gap sometimes

thegreenguy, to memes in I lose mine last month :(
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These are the only reason I don’t throw away phone boxes

Resol, to memes in I lose mine last month :(
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

I can only imagine NileRed putting this in his box of radioactive watch hands

Gradually_Adjusting, to memes in Impossible
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

The people who grew up having to explain games that don’t pause are old and have kids now.

It’s just a pity he’s too young for Disco Elysium. Oh well, at least he’s enjoying Chrono Trigger.

original_reader,

People who have kids now are old?

You haven’t lived long yet, have you? 🙂

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Gatekeeping oldness: the surest sign of someone worth talking to

button_masher,

You’re not allowed to feel “old” until you hit 150 years. Then maybe you can start thinking about retiring.

Damn youngsters complaining about their hips and brains at the ripe age of 75. I pity the coming generation.

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Real old people have no pity for the young. Get your own planet to ruin, kiddo! 💪👴

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I have a kid. I sure feel old these days.

IWantToFuckSpez, to memes in Impossible

At least offline games can be saved anytime nowadays. I remember so many screaming matches with my parents having to explain that I need to find a save point first.

SeekPie,

Me when My Summer Car:

CADmonkey,

I looooove that I can save my game in BG3 at basically any time, and I love even more that I can walk away from the game for a minute, even mid-combat, to do something.

bitsplease,

The first handheld that shipped with the ability to suspend was a gamechanger for me as a kid

TimeSquirrel, (edited ) to memes in Impossible
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

How old is your mom, 80? People in their 40s and 50s played Atari and are pretty familiar with video games. This joke is dying quickly.

VOwOxel,

Although that is true, they might not be as familiar with the concept of online multiplayer games, which rose in popularity much later. The odds of someone’s parents having played, for example, Quake or Unreal Tournament in their childhoods are considerably lower.

MNByChoice,

Quake was released in 1996, 27 years ago. College students likely played Quake at the time.

“Mom” likely knows her shit.

TimeSquirrel, (edited )
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Am a 41 year old dad who grew up with Quake, Doom, and Unreal Tournament, and now have a 12 year old son who is also growing up on games. The boomers who didn't have a clue are dying. Those were OUR parents who didn't know diddly squat about gaming, not this generation's parents.

meekah, (edited )
@meekah@lemmy.world avatar

Well, in your bubble maybe. I can assure you the majority of people your age barely grasp the concept of the internet, let alone online gaming. Same goes for people in their 20s. It’s like cars for many people. Sure, they know very well how to use them, but have no idea about what other people do with their cars, like racing or off-roading. They might have some rough idea of what it probably is, but no clue about all the intricacies.

Nowadays most people use the internet, but that doesn’t mean they understand the pain when someone leaves your online match. Not everybody is playing online games, let alone online games where a leaving teammate actually matters.

VOwOxel, (edited )

I think you are right. There are many people in their 40s who grew up with online games, my father included :). Although I am still fairly certain that online games weren’t as prevalent back then as they are today, thus many parents don’t quite grasp the concept.

EDIT: I would like to add that even people who didn’t play online games, such as my mother, still played on the atari, for example, and know the concept of “unpauseable” games. So I think that it mostly comes down to demographic. In my group of school friends (a few years ago) some parents were in the know and others weren’t.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m 46. Quake came out when I was 19. Of course I know about Quake.

ursakhiin,

Who do you think was playing Quake and Unreal Tournament if not the parents of today’s youth?

PeepinGoodArgs,

My wife of a year younger than me is the mom in the meme. I’m 35. The joke is still alive!

FlyingSquid,
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If you ever played an Atari 2600, you understand the concept of an unpauseable game you play at home.

dudinax, to memes in Impossible

Mom: I told you 20 minutes a go to get down here. You: It’s the same match. Mom: The matches have a time limit of 5 minutes.

Caradoc879,

Lol yep gamer parents know all the tricks. We came up with them.

ericbomb,

Oh I’m actually playing age of empires 2 black forest tonight.

Dudewitbow,

Starts a forest nothing game

ericbomb,

On turbo?..

On turbo right?

Dudewitbow,

Forest Nothing…

Slow…

Huns/Turks only (no onager)

Seasoned_Greetings,

Honestly, still your fault for starting that mess before dinner

ericbomb,

How was i supposed to know 1v1 vikings only on HD patch was gonna take so long???

RememberTheApollo_, to memes in Impossible

lol, and the kid starts a new match anyway.

m0darn,

Games need a ‘this is the last match for me’ switch. The number of times I’ve reflexively requeued (or been auto requeued) when I meant to do something else is a large number.

RememberTheApollo_,

Yeah, ditto…“Ok, just one more match…”

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