My new thing is to fall asleep around 10-11 pm, then wake up around midnight and not be able to go back to sleep until 2-3 am. That or wake up for like 10-15 minutes every hour or two all night long.
I’ve often stated that Past-Me is always hassling Present-Me with reminders of things I’m supposed to do. That asshole just loves setting a ton of notifications to fire throughout the day, making me feel bad for being a lazy procrastinator.
don't cook it, just slice the stalks very finely. delicious. i like the heads mashed in with mashed potato but that's more effort than it's worth really. any way you eat it, your piss will stink to high heaven
This is /c/memes, not /c/funny or /c/jokes. Memes are the sharing of popular things. Amogus are popular. Memes don’t have to be funny, they’re not jokes.
It’s the hilarity of repetitive behavior for no obvious reason mostly, tbh. It’s admittedly something not everyone sees as funny, though… Many will see repetitive nonsense, that seems to have no origin worthy of it, as annoying and it can even drive them mad, but it’s that very thing which they find annoying what makes it funny to the rest of us. 🤷♂️
You could compare it to laughing with ironic misfortune of oneself. Some will curse after falling down the stairs, while others will find it funny in a situational way and laugh it off…
I myself can appreciate a repetitive nonsense meme that seems to be a wave through the world’s people, though. It makes no real sense, and I might even go as far as calling it sus… 😅
I just found a cup full of iced coffee in my kitchen that I must have made this morning (it is almost 8pm now) but I don't remember making it nor do I remember forgetting that I made it.
Am I the Imposter or am I the only one among us?
Edit: now that I think of it, this isn't the first time that's happened, I already wasted a perfectly fine iced coffee over the night between yesterday and today, in pretty much the same way.
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