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spudwart, (edited ) to comicstrips in "Pineapple Pizza" by Salo_Comic
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Pineapple on Pizza - eh

Pasta on Pizza - an evil only adequately punished by perpetual constipation.

Godnroc,

Mac and cheese pizza.

tsonfeir, to comicstrips in "Pineapple Pizza" by Salo_Comic
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This is how it feels when someone doesn’t like how you live your life.

SuiXi3D, to memes in Kitchen when Dad cook
@SuiXi3D@kbin.social avatar

This is my wife. She can make some amazing meals, but never seems to be able to clean as she cooks.

GlitterInfection, to comicstrips in "Blood Type" by Mr.Lovenstien

“Well, Steve, but he doesn’t count!”

hactar42, to memes in Bed at 7 am really become cozy

My new thing is to fall asleep around 10-11 pm, then wake up around midnight and not be able to go back to sleep until 2-3 am. That or wake up for like 10-15 minutes every hour or two all night long.

DriftinGrifter, to memes in Be a cat

Don’t the Cat

starman2112, to memes in It's so annoying
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Been doing it for the last six years

some_guy, to memes in Later me will manage

I’ve often stated that Past-Me is always hassling Present-Me with reminders of things I’m supposed to do. That asshole just loves setting a ton of notifications to fire throughout the day, making me feel bad for being a lazy procrastinator.

someguy3, to memes in It's so annoying

Turtle?

Tavarin, to comicstrips in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein
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I’ve had properly sauteed and spiced asparagus and it still tastes awful to me. I’m just very sensitive to the bitter compounds in it.

jaschen,

Cut off the heads off the asparagus. That’s where it’s most bitter and it messes with the rest of the dish. My wife does this as well.

Tavarin,
@Tavarin@lemmy.ca avatar

I have used that trick when served asparagus, it definitely helps. But I would still prefer green beans, or broccoli instead.

kux,
@kux@kbin.social avatar

don't cook it, just slice the stalks very finely. delicious. i like the heads mashed in with mashed potato but that's more effort than it's worth really. any way you eat it, your piss will stink to high heaven

Tavarin,
@Tavarin@lemmy.ca avatar

Oh I’ve tried raw, way too bitter for me to enjoy.

jmd_akbar, to comicstrips in "Together" by Chris Hallbeck

Smoooooooth 😁

BoxerDevil, to comicstrips in "Popcorn" by Chrishallbeck

Accurate

baggins, to memes in Get out my head

What the actual fuck is supposed to be funny about amogus? I already had to block the amogus community but apparently the cancer is spreading.

tahoe,

you sound like a fun guy

DmMacniel,

They are not among us :(

baggins,

at least I’m not sharing amogus memes ☺️

flubba86,

This is /c/memes, not /c/funny or /c/jokes. Memes are the sharing of popular things. Amogus are popular. Memes don’t have to be funny, they’re not jokes.

Melody,

Memes are required to be funny!

…Just not to everybody.

I would argue that Amogus is funny… if you’re a member of Gen Z.

Therefore this meme is funny…to some people.

baggins,

by all means, continue sharing your lack of humour

Makeshift,

Wait there’s a community for it?

Where?

doctorn,
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It’s the hilarity of repetitive behavior for no obvious reason mostly, tbh. It’s admittedly something not everyone sees as funny, though… Many will see repetitive nonsense, that seems to have no origin worthy of it, as annoying and it can even drive them mad, but it’s that very thing which they find annoying what makes it funny to the rest of us. 🤷‍♂️

You could compare it to laughing with ironic misfortune of oneself. Some will curse after falling down the stairs, while others will find it funny in a situational way and laugh it off…

I myself can appreciate a repetitive nonsense meme that seems to be a wave through the world’s people, though. It makes no real sense, and I might even go as far as calling it sus… 😅

genoxidedev1, to memes in Get out my head
@genoxidedev1@kbin.social avatar

I just found a cup full of iced coffee in my kitchen that I must have made this morning (it is almost 8pm now) but I don't remember making it nor do I remember forgetting that I made it.

Am I the Imposter or am I the only one among us?

Edit: now that I think of it, this isn't the first time that's happened, I already wasted a perfectly fine iced coffee over the night between yesterday and today, in pretty much the same way.

Sharkwellington,

Something something carbon monoxide?

genoxidedev1,
@genoxidedev1@kbin.social avatar

Nah that ain't it, I keep my window open basically 24/7. It's probably either depression or ADHD. Probably both.

eezeebee, to memes in Continuous calculation
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