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Synthead, to comicstrips in "Pineapple Pizza" by Salo_Comic

I know it’s a joke, but just let people enjoy things, you know?

sag,

Yep, Agree I also like pretty wierd shit

snooggums,
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I love pineapple on pizza.

Eating crust first is a war crime.

fushuan,

You take a bite of the crust because it’s one of those cheese crusts and it tastes like shit if you don’t eat it alongside the pizza itself.

grabyourmotherskeys,

Cools faster.

brewbellyblueberry, (edited )

Eating crust first is a war crime.

To me it’s like eating your least favorite candy in a mixed bag first - you’re left with the best part last. You have to leave just a bit of it so you can still grab it.

E: Also, if you eat all the crusts last they usually go dry and hard instead of nice and warm when you eat them first or as you go along. Depends on whether the dough is good really.

snooggums,
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If you are just force feeding yourself the crust, maybe not eating the crust would be a better choice since it is just carbs at that point.

brewbellyblueberry,

I agree, if you are. Never said anything about force feeding though.

A good dough is just good bread, but anyone who has ever eaten bread will know it’ll dry and get hard if it sits out in the open for long enough. And even then, it can make for good breadsticks for sauce or soup or whatever if it’s a good dough. Like I said, it all boils down to how good the dough/crust is. I don’t really eat shitty pizza with shitty dough though so I don’t really have the problem of “force feeding” the crusts. The dough, along with the tomato sauce is one of the most important parts of a good pizza IMO.

AnalogyAddict,

If your pizza is worth eating, the crust is the best part. Crispy bits of Parmesan, the slight flamed brownness underneath, the warm, soft inside.

idunnololz,
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kboy101222,

… There’s fucking tomato sauce not even a 16th of an inch below the ketchup. WTF is wrong with them?

adrian783,

tomato sauce is not ketchup.

tja,
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Yes, but ketchup and tomatoe sauce taste different

Grass,

For my metric bros, ¹/16" is equivalent to 1 ⁴⁷/80 mm

Siethron,

1^47 is still just 1

Grass,

1 and 47 80ths 1 ⁴⁷/80 not 1⁴⁷. Maybe formatting is inconsistent across Lemmy viewing methods though.

Tlaloc_Temporal,
@Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca avatar

Try 1 ⁴⅞₀ᵗʰˢ maybe?

bingbong,

kill her

!for legal reasons, this is a joke!<

PieMePlenty,

I do too. On some kinds of pizza it tastes good. Especially on home made pizza. Hot sauce a well. Really meaty pizza? Tatar sauce baby!

Just try it you conservative under rock dwellers.

Neil,
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  • Synthead,

    Gifts from weird preferences is the best ❤️

    grabyourmotherskeys,

    Sweet with salty is hardly an anomaly in the culinary world. Salted caramel anyone? Ham glazed with honey anyone? Basalmic glaze over tomatoes anyone?

    I’ve never understood why people get so worked up over this combo. It’s totally rational and, for many, subjectively delicious (which is, like you say, all that matters).

    No one freaks out when people order food with cilantro even though it literally tastes like soap to some people. They just say “cilantro is not for me, tastes like soap” and get back to their burger or whatever.

    Notorious_handholder,

    The only reason people get worked up over pineapple on pizza is because there are extremely few places that do it correctly. Most just open a can of frozen chunked pineapples, plop it on and hope for the best. It makes the dish disgusting. Also doesn’t help that certain areas of the world prepare the rest of the pie in a completely different manner resulting in very different flavor and texture experiences. A Chicago style with pineapple would be very different from new york style with pineapple.

    I’ve also had properly made pineapple pizza before and subjectively speaking, it was just ok at best. Not anything to rave about or get up in arms about, honestly pineapple has more than just sweet in it’s flavor so it still tastes off and doesn’t vibe well with the rest of the ingredients like your other examples do. Only a select few people will like it. Probably the same reason most fruits aren’t used with pizza like strawberries or cantaloupe.

    Combine both those things together though and you get a recipe for a controversial dish.

    Smoogs,

    The only reason…

    No. No it isn’t.

    grabyourmotherskeys,

    Might be a regional thing but where I grew up, every place made it, if you ordered for a large group you always included one “hawaiian”, and it would be gone while other pizza was left.

    There are strong feelings about it but it’s like anchovies. A preference.

    kboy101222,

    I just think pineapple tastes like ass on or off pizza ¯_(ツ)_/¯

    Smoogs,

    They even have a flavor in most restaraunts called sweet and salty which is just sugary syrup added to whatever savoury sauce. So it’s not like it’s an under represented flavour either. Like I get some people have a simple palette that can only handle one flavor at a time. Maybe they can learn to accept all of the rest of us who like combining flavors.

    Kusimulkku, to memes in I lose mine last month :(

    Low bar

    HubertManne, to memes in I lose mine last month :(
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    yup. just needed it the other month and paperclipped it after searching in vain for an hour or so.

    sharkfucker420, to memes in I lose mine last month :(
    @sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

    I just use a needle or something similar

    wazzupdog, to memes in I lose mine last month :(

    I keep one on my keychain, never know when you need to get a burner.

    art, to memes in I lose mine last month :(
    @art@lemmy.world avatar

    I have several. Not responsible, just ADHD.

    pewgar_seemsimandroid, to memes in I lose mine last month :(

    it’s simple keep the box in you’re cable cupboard (am trying to spawn British people /j)

    BackBreaker909, to memes in I lose mine last month :(

    I keep mine in the back of my phone case. Easy way to never lose it haha

    Dirk, to memes in I lose mine last month :(
    @Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

    Its in the paperwork for your SIM card or for your phone. Both is stored with other paperwork either in a file cabinet or a filing folder.

    rustydomino, to memes in I lose mine last month :(
    @rustydomino@lemmy.world avatar

    Fucking US iPhones and their eSIM only design 😭

    Squid, to memes in I lose mine last month :(

    I never kept mine and used a needle instead

    Established_Trial, to memes in I lose mine last month :(

    I have a few at home and a few at work. I don’t need them much anymore with esims, but a few of our users still have older phones.

    BolexForSoup, to memes in I lose mine last month :(
    @BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

    Heard this fall off my side table like 4 days ago and haven’t located it yet lol

    Norgur, to memes in I lose mine last month :(

    Ifixit screwdrivers come with a bit for that.

    doomkernel, to memes in I lose mine last month :(

    Clip gang unite!

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