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tja, to memes in But I check for Sweet
@tja@sh.itjust.works avatar

I don’t need to be high for that

JimmyBigSausage, to memes in But I check for Sweet

Drugs err bad, mmmkay?

ruben,
@ruben@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Everything in moderation

pisstoria, to memes in But I check for Sweet

sometimes it works

Gucci_Minh, to memes in But I check for Sweet

I’m not checking for new food, I’m just wondering if my standards have dropped enough since last time I checked to eat the half a carrot and raw onion that’s been sitting there.

Evilphd666, to memes in But I check for Sweet
@Evilphd666@hexbear.net avatar
nyjan, to memes in But I check for Sweet

I’m mostly checking if my standards have lowered since the last time I looked into the fridge

shootwhatsmyname, to memes in But I check for Sweet
@shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee avatar

This also happens when I’m not high

covert_czar, to memes in I love arguement. Free Entertainment!
@covert_czar@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

And most of the comments are deleted so your nutbrain can’t find any clue about what they are talking about, still you read [ആഹ അന്തസ്സ്]

neptune, to memes in I love arguement. Free Entertainment!
xthexder,
@xthexder@l.sw0.com avatar

Based on the name of the site, I immediately assumed they were going to argue about technique, not how to count and do math! lmao

bingbong, (edited )

This is fucking amazing 😂

I want to see that calendar so bad

Edit: new challengers keep approaching, it’s the gift that keeps on giving!

jettrscga,

I’m on board to argue. Saying every other day and then 5 days a week is incredibly triggering.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

I love how he somehow manages to get 4 workout days every week by just pushing the start of the week forward in post

Week 1 - Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday

Week 2 - Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday

Week 3 - Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, Monday

Week 4 - Wednesday, Friday, Sunday, Tuesday

Week 5 - Thursday, Saturday, Monday, Wednesday

Week 6 - Friday, Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday

BreakDecks,

I got through page 1 and this conversation has already gone too far. I don’t know if I’m emotionally ready for page 2, much less all 5.

funnystuff97,

By chance, have you read Matt Parker’s “Humble Pi”?

neptune,

No. Should I have?

funnystuff97,

Just curious. Matt talks about this exact forum argument in the book while on the topic of off-by-one errors. Super hilarious book, highly recommend.

nodimetotie,

I wish the OP added “Justin-27” and “TheJosh” to the picture

neptune,

Reeeeepooooooost

makyo,

You are welcome again: www.youtube.com/watch?v=eECjjLNAOd4

RickyRigatoni, to memes in I love arguement. Free Entertainment!
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

You can’t even tell what they’re arguing about until around 200 replies in.

_cnt0,

Let’s have an argument. We’ll know what it’s about when we get there. I’ll start:

Hard disagree!!!

RickyRigatoni,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

PERSONAL ATTACK AFTER DIGGING THROUGH YOUR PROFILE.

_cnt0,

Nonsensical statement involving plankton

WereCat,

Exactly as not described

_cnt0,

Well, actually it is.

What a sorry excuse for an argument.

WereCat,

I can’t even find the words for how incredibly supercalifragilisticexpialidociously stupid that sounds when I take your lack of argument into consideration

_cnt0,

I can’t even find the words […]

That seems to be constant with you, doesn’t it?

[…] supercalifragilisticexpialidociously […]

Try to leave your childhood trauma out of this, and we might be able to turn this trainwreck of a discussion into something productive.

[…] your lack of argument […]

Right. It is so obvious from the context that you haven’t even considered the effects that stabilizing the eel population in the Caucasus could have on achieving world peace.

Scientists saying empty space not really being empty doesn’t lend your argumentative vacuum any substance.

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

So often do I see people starting their comment with some variation of that or “you’re wrong!” But then they basically agree with that the other was saying. People just want to shout and be angry and dominant and not even really reading what the other one is saying.

_cnt0,

So often do I see people starting their comment with some variation of that or “you’re wrong!”

Proof? Pictures or it didn’t happen.

But then they basically agree […]

I still disagree.

[…] with that the other was saying.

Yah, I’m certainly not saying what you’re saying, buddy.

People just want to shout […]

Who’s shouting? Lots of unfounded claims here …

[…] and be angry […]

Well, you’re starting to make me angry.

[…] and dominant […]

I am. And I’m not sorry.

Is this your first internet argument, kid?

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

PTSD intensifies

_cnt0,

Try to stay on the topic.

uphillbothways, to memes in Kitchen when Dad cook
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

At some point I learned to clean as I cook, washing each item immediately as I'm done with the step that uses it. If you can get in the habit, it's so much easier. Never a huge stack to clean and nothing sits there getting stuck on the pot/plate/whatever. Dishes are done before sitting down to eat and there's only a couple when you're done eating.

scytale,

Even just rinsing before food dries/hardens helps a lot for washing later. That’s what I do.

kryptonianCodeMonkey,

Dishwashers are a necessity in the kitchen if you have the space. I almost never hand wash a dish.

ShakeThatYam,
@ShakeThatYam@lemmy.world avatar

There are some dishes that should only be handwashed though. Most knives, pots, and pans shouldn’t be dishwashed. Even the ones that claim to be dishwasher safe will not last as long if dishwashed.

kryptonianCodeMonkey,

If it can’t be cleaned in the dishwasher, it isnt for me. Dont care what the label says. I put every dish through the crucible. If it melts, it’s trashed. If it cracks, it’s trashed. No pussy dishes in my kitchen. Get in the magic scalding water box and quit your bitchin’.

zeppo,
@zeppo@lemmy.world avatar

I try to just not buy things that can’t be put in the dishwasher.

criitz,

Amen! If they don’t survive the dishwasher then it’s just nature culling the weak from the pack.

BirdyBoogleBop,

You don’t need any more than 2 cooking vessels be that a pot and pan or 2 pots. If you use more stop it! Also do the bloody dishes I ain’t your mother! How can 1 person use 4 plates and 12 forks before dinner in 1 day!?! How!

Sabre363,

As someone with ADHD, using too many dishes is pretty standard.

SturgiesYrFase,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

How can 1 person use 4 plates and 12 forks before dinner in 1 day!?! How!

I have been asking my wife this for 3 years now. She still hasn’t been able to give a satisfactory answer.

Mr_Blott,

Hey fuck you. “BECAUSE!!!” is a perfectly satisfactory answer

SturgiesYrFase,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

Maybe for you, but I’m the one who does the dishes, if every plate and half the cups are dirty in a single day when I’ve been at work, then I’d like to know how 2 meals used 6 plates and a dozen cups.

Ragincloo,

My roommate uses every dish in the house daily. Idk how, it’s ridiculous

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

How can 1 person use 4 plates and 12 forks before dinner in 1 day!?! How!

Don’t judge me!

Imgonnatrythis,

What are you on about? Just the other night I had a pan for roasting seeds, a pot for building a sauce, a pan for cooking protein and another pot for cooking my starch. And that’s just a Tuesday meal. If I made a dedicated effort to be minimal with vessels, I’d still have to wait for them to cool for cleaning. Also, to all the clean while you cook advocates on here, that’s easier to do with a known preparation. When you’ve Just downloaded a new recipe and you have no idea what you are doing, your often don’t have the bandwidth to leave the project and start cleaning.

BirdyBoogleBop,

Protein and starch together could even put them in a roasting dish instead, and a sauce pot.

I dunno abouts seeds? What seeds are you roasting and how was this incorperated into the meal?

Im one guy so my food is simple one pot meals usually or two pot meals if I get fancy.

CyberEgg,

Also, to all the clean while you cook advocates on here, that’s easier to do with a known preparation. When you’ve Just downloaded a new recipe and you have no idea what you are doing, your often don’t have the bandwidth to leave the project and start cleaning.

Then maybe read the recipe before you start.

LunarSC,

Just have a photographic memory!!! It’s easy!

zalgotext,

Bruh recipes take on average like a few minutes to read through. No one’s asking anyone to memorize anything, just read maybe two or three hundred words before starting to cook so you have an idea of what you’re doing

Sanity_in_Moderation, to memes in I love arguement. Free Entertainment!

An argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.

TheSanSabaSongbird,

No it isn’t.

Mr_Dr_Oink,

Yes it is!

Malfeasant, to memes in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

I had one of the old fashioned distorted text ones the other day, but instead of something like “please enter the text above” it just said “are you human?” next to the text box. Naturally, I typed “yes” but that turned out to be the wrong answer.

raptir,

The correct answer is “or are you dancer?”

ShimmeringKoi, to memes in I love arguement. Free Entertainment!
@ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net avatar
TurboDiesel, to memes in Kitchen when Dad cook
@TurboDiesel@lemmy.world avatar

What really baffles me is how people that have dishwashers manage to do this. Like, use bowl/whisk/cutting board/whatever > put in dishwasher. That way, all you have to do is wash your knives while everything else cooks.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

What, and bend down?

aquasteel,

It’s already full of clean things that I haven’t got round to emptying out, yet.

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