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jaybone, to memes in Every Job person now

Is “job person” a term now?

Kiosade,

People just HAVE to keep changing established terms to feel special, I guess. For example, I’ve noticed people used to say “X got that Win!”, then it changed to “Y fr earned that W”, and today I saw someone say “Z deserved that dub”.

Wonder what the next evolution could possibly be…

jaybone,

I guess I’m just old.

Rodeo,

Nah, it seems like a typo. But you are old, too.

TheRealLinga, (edited )

Fur real

Edit: this comment section is drip

SasquatchBanana,

This is just how language evolved. It is a human phenomena. The slang you picked up was also adapted from other phrases that someone of the older generation will deem more correct.

15liam20,

Tru dat

Deftdrummer,

Retardation.

shiveyarbles, to memes in Every Job person now

I’ve saved enough to quit working, but I keep working for health insurance and the capitalist money hoarding mentality. In my mind I know I’d be happier retiring early, but my lifetime of hoarding won’t allow me to endure the opportunity cost.

autokludge, to memes in It can become anything
@autokludge@programming.dev avatar

@JPSound’s perfect stick.

usernamesaredifficul, to memes in It can become anything

dudes rock

shiveyarbles, to memes in It can become anything

Wood… This you can trust

betahack, to memes in Pain

the Sunday scarries is real, it can hurt you.

bloubz, to memes in Wait... nevermid you're right.

3 years of a toxic relationship with my ex. I did something awful by reading her Messenger texts, could not say anything about the terrible things I saw

Valmond,

But now you can!

bloubz,

I did! They felt betrayed, as I had

casmael, to memes in idk bro

When it is undoubtedly what it is but you remain unsure

Flaimbot,

maybe she’s just canadian

qooqie, to memes in Wait... nevermid you're right.

If it’s an innocent lie like “I was sick last weekend sorry couldn’t hang out” and in reality they were hanging out with their mother or had to put down their dog then whatever. If they didn’t want to tell you they didn’t want to tell you

andrew_bidlaw,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

What if they were hanging out with their dog or had to put down their mother? You’d be glad they haven’t got sick that weekend.

I Am Legend movie poster

Shaun of the Dead movie poster

moosetwin,
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I love putting down my mother on the weekends.

bingbong,

I also love putting down your mother on the weekends.

helpImTrappedOnline,

I’ve got Thursdays and Fridays

moosetwin,
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

wait a minute

Gradually_Adjusting, to memes in idk bro
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

My heart misgives me, and words fail. Though I speak in the trouble of my heart, I know not if any counsel could mend this.

casmael,

Is this a quote from somewhere or just your brain? 🧠

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Creatively stolen piecemeal from the verbiage in LotR. I’ve been going through the Phil Dragash soundscape lately.

ColonelSanders, (edited ) to memes in Wait... nevermid you're right.

“There isn’t porn like that.”

i.imgur.com/6TTc8hc.gifv

DrQuint,

“This is the most disturbing porn I’ve seen”

And you just lower your power level some more and drop the “Yeah…”

YeahBuoy, to memes in Never Stop

It’s nice to get some recognition, thank you.

TheCheddarCheese, to memes in Never Stop
@TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world avatar

is it supposed to be a loading animation or is my internet just bad? im really confused cause of the title

palitu, to memes in Never Stop

Up vote for saying bouy correctly!

moistclump, to memes in idk bro

Normalize whatever this scene is. Hygge.

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