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vita_man, in What's a quote that has stuck with you for your whole life?
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“I prefer the sharp dagger of the truth over the sweet poison of a lie.” - My ex girlfriend

“The things you own end up owning you.” - Tyler Durden

LosLocoDK,

What did you lie about? 🙄

vita_man,
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Oh, too many things. I was not a great boyfriend back then. I have changed!

Pibrac,

Wow, just by admitting it you are a better man.

AncillaryJustice,
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Just FYI, that quote from your girlfriend is not original. Good one though. I believe originally it’s, “Better a bitter truth than a sweet lie,” but I’m not sure who said it first.

vita_man,
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I figured, I was trying to look up where it originally came from, but couldn’t find it.

golden_zealot, in People who work in food service or customer service: What’s the dumbest thing a customer ever insisted was “the law” or “illegal”?
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They told me I had to honor an expired coupon for 5 cents off their gas.

johnthedoe, in Which one are you?

You guys have too many fast food options

EtnaAtsume,

And too strong opinions on them. How anyone part age twenty or so can have any thought on them besides ‘yuck’ baffles me.

Aurenkin,

People like different things

TheDubz87,

I’ll agree with that. And they’re all so overpriced, I can’t afford to eat any of them lol

Akasazh,
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Overpriced? Really? I thought the whole point was it being fast and cheap. So that only leaves convenience as an argument to go there…

TheDubz87,

Yeah a combo meal runs like $13+…It’s ridiculous. My field guys at work eat out every day. I can’t afford it. Cheaper to hit the grocery store and make sandwiches all week.

kamen, in What password manager do you recommend?

One vote for BitWarden.

FrankTheHealer, in What's the point of buying new phones every years?

Vanity, marketing and buying shit unnecessarily.

I have a Fairphone 3 that I got in January 2020. Its a great device. I want to using it daily for between 5 to 10 years. And I have no doubt it will do that.

Meanwhile my brother has bought 3 Samsung devices in that time. And each one still works fine. He doesn’t need a new phone each time but he will still insist on it.

cyberpunk007,

How’s the camera on this phone? Really the only thing I care about, next to battery life

FrankTheHealer,

The camera on the Fairphone 3 is only okay. But there is an upgraded camera module you can buy from Fairphone.

I’m not much of a photographer so it doesn’t bother me. But if you take a lot of pictures, it’s something to keep in mind.

CoachDom, in What's a good way to prank your coworker?
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DON’T do what I’ve done a couple of weeks ago - landed me my first HR meeting ever :D

I had to use my coworkers (lady around 50, not too clever with the computers) computer on remote desktop. As I was about to close it, I thought to myself “Perfect setup for a joke”. On her computer, I went to pranx.com/hacker/ and put in on full screen. Literally like 30s later, our IT guy (he’s in the same room as me) get a phone call and all I can hear is shouting in the earpiece. I say to him don’t worry, I know what’s this about, I’m going to sort it out. I went downstairs and boss’s wife is running past shouting that we need to phone the police, I walk into the lady’s room and she’s hysteric. I say cool down, it’s a joke.

Safe to say, they were not laughing (probably the fact that I still was, wasn’t helping my case :D)

ryathal, in What's a good way to prank your coworker?

If you are close you can plug in a second wireless mouse and mess with it occasionally.

If they don’t lock their screen, the old take a screen shot of the desktop and make it the background is good.

_haha_oh_wow_,
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We did this years ago, we’d also SSH into random computers and make them say stuff when we were bored.

AttackBunny,
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@ryathal back in the day, when most wireless mice and keyboards had those little dongles, and people used to keep their computer tower either on the corner of their desk or under it, I used to have a prank war going with a coworker. We used to do dumb shit like fill a shit load of little cups up with water and set them everywhere in their office, or glitter/confetti in things that when you opened them it went everywhere. Or wrap everything on the desk in foil or saran wrap type things.

Coworker was older than me, and not the most computer literate guy. I'd go into his office, and disconnect the dongle, while he was away from his desk. Watching him rage about his piece of shit computer was always great amusement.

abbadon420,

I like this. Easy and clever

MixedUpMarbles, in What's the point of buying new phones every years?

There is a HUGE difference in 4 and 12 GB of ram if you’re using 20 different apps at once that are all running background tasks.

The camera raw megapixel are of little significance these days but things like optical zoom or a larger sensor and aperture make a lot of difference.

The main reason to upgrade otherwise is unsupported OS versions. you’ll stop getting security updates leaving your phone vulnerable to attack.

TheAnonymouseJoker,
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4 GB is not sufficient. Glad to have bought a 6 GB RAM device 4 years ago. 6-8 GB RAM is more than sufficient, 12 is overkill. There is some device now even with 24 GB RAM.

Scooter411, in Does the reddit style format breed toxicity?
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I’m not trying to be negative here with you - but anyone complaining about downvoted will often get another downvote from me. Say what you want to say, stand by your convictions, and don’t worry about what the internet thinks about that.

saddlebag,

I don’t see the poster explicitly complaining about getting downvoted. How I read it is that they think that downvoting encourages people to be negative and weaponise their downvote. And, given what you’ve said, they’re spot on and you inadvertently proved their point.

Scooter411,
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I saw the post more as someone who is too worried about what the group will think of their comment to allow for dissent.

That being said, what I meant about people who complain about downvotes was the old Reddit trope of “edit: really? Downvote me for asking a question?” On a comment less than an hour old.

Crackhappy,
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I upvote anyone who disagrees with me, as long as they’re not a complete brute about it.

Joe_0237,

I’m not upset of complaining, I’m observing and philosophizing, this has been an intellectual pursuit, thanks for the reply

floofloof, in What butterfly effect have you personally witnessed?

Sex and several new humans appearing.

alianne, in Does the reddit style format breed toxicity?

This sparks a few different thoughts for me:

  1. I believe there are a few Lemmy instances that don’t have downvotes enabled. (Beehaw might be one of them, but don’t quote me on that.) If downvotes are a stress point for you, you could try joining one of those instances.
  2. I personally find both upvotes and downvotes to be useful as a way for me to quickly see the community’s reaction to a piece of content. If I’m scrolling through my feed and see a post with many downvotes and few upvotes, for example, I know that post is unlikely to interest me and will move on. Conversely, a highly upvoted post or one with a mix of both upvotes and downvotes is more likely to have a good conversation in the comments in my experience.
  3. If I make a post that receives a large number of downvotes - or if most of my posts tend to be downvoted - that’s a signal to me that I’m either not communicating my message well (confusing, passive aggressive, etc.) or that my message itself may not be welcome (hate speech, misinformation, etc.). In either case, I use that as a mental trigger for me to reflect on my posts rather than a reason to become unhappy with the community/platform as a whole.
Joe_0237,

Thank you, this is very helpful and well thought out

MiloSquirrel,

I would also add that getting a post mass downvoted can be a sign that a community might not be a good fit for you.

Like, using reddit as an example, if you see someone spreading anti-lgbt hate and getting upvoted, but when you try to be like “Hey that’s not cool” or explain why they’re wrong you get massively downvoted, it can be a really good sign that maybe it’s not a great place.

alianne,

I agree, and I would extend this thought to also include situations where it’s simply the wrong audience for your post. The content itself may not have anything wrong with it, but if you post a casual joke or comment without much depth in a community that’s built on deep conversations and well thought out replies, for example, you’re likely to be downvoted simply because the context wasn’t appropriate.

Barbacamanitu,

Great point.

Krompus, in I'm being harassed by mosquitoes, how do i kill them all?
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I am allied with spiders against mosquitoes and bedbugs. I don’t take down their webs (unless they’re in the way) and they eat hundreds of the fuckers. They’re also fun to watch sometimes.

AlexWIWA,

I wish we could talk to spiders. I’d write an agreement with one that says, as long as it doesn’t crawl on me, it can live in the house. I’ll even build it a little shelf to protect from fan wind.

jballs,
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I would also include a clause that says I never have to see it ever. It can basically be a roommate that lives in the basement and has their own entrance in the garage.

Boinketh,

We can’t write those agreements, but evolution could do it for us. I know that we kill an insignificant amount of them compared to how many are in the wild, but maybe certain spiders in urban areas could be under enough evolutionary strain to actually get better at staying out of our way.

jballs,
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Not sure if this is good or bad news for our great (10^6) grandchildren. On the one hand, maybe they’ll see less spiders. On the other hand, urban-camo spiders sounds horrifying.

erogenouswarzone,
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I woke up the other night gagging in my sleep. I swallowed spastically, compulsively over and over - something was in there. I coughed and wheezed and choked for what felt like hours before it was gone. But a lump lingered until I finally fell asleep again. I chose to believe it was a common house fly, but it went down large and hard.

The moral is, its not about seeing the spiders, its about having stupid, instinct-only vermin that will crawl into any dark, moist space it finds. Their instinct doesn’t even allow for a concept of what a human is. They only know how to eat and screw and maybe be afraid.

carbotect,

spiders usually avoid humans anyways, so that’s good enough for me. also they don’t fly at high speeds or make buzzing sounds, which turns them into top tier animals, that don’t have spines, in my book

imaqtpie,
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Krompus,
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I can count on one hand the amount of times I’ve had spiders crawl on me even while living with them, and yeah it still makes me squirm. They usually mind their own business.

AlexWIWA,

Yeah same. My issue is I’m irrationally afraid of the possibility.

Apytele, (edited )

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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I would like to invasive species your huntsman we moved here and they have roaches in all the garages in the neighborhood (the place used to be an orchard, and before that like all of the americas an indian burial ground)

Apytele, (edited )

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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We had a “pet” spider that lived in the kitchen. There was this spot the ants kept getting in, and he (? I assume) moved there and just started eating the ants. I hate ants. And so a pact was formed. Then one year my mom hired a cleaning lady and she didn’t bother to ask about Gerald.

AlexWIWA,

Poor Gerald :(

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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PeterPoopshit,

I only remove brown recluse spiders, most other types of household spiders can be trusted.

Krompus,
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Yeah, identify any actually dangerous spiders in your area and don’t keep them, most are harmless though.

otter_bee,
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I wish my wife didn’t have some gnarly arachnophobia. The “spiders are beneficial” argument doesn’t work :(

carbotect,

indoctrinate her with cute spider propaganda

hungryphrog,

I have been doing this to myself for over a year, and nowadays I think tarantulas are cute, and I’m looking forward to learning to tolerate harvestmen.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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Krompus,
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She might be able to overcome it with education and exposure.

LaunchesKayaks,
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I have so many spiders on my property. My fave is the bold jumper that lives in my living room. He started off by moving in and residing in a box of captain crunch. I let him live there and he left eventually and moved to the living room. Idk what he ate when he lived the cereal box, but he got significantly bigger.

Fester,

What the spiders don’t know is that I’m also allied with the house centipedes. And neither of them know about my treaty with the cats.

Kouran, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

I was here when this post happened.

Aldo,

History in the making, baby!

Limelight3019, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

I'm proud to make this comment my first ever interaction (post, comment, or vote) on Lemmy.

eyy,

No shit! Good that you're participating, don't let that account go to waste.

Limelight3019,

No shit!

LOL!

bquinlan, in How do pre-reddit influx lemmy members feel?

Fledditors are all over the map in terms of interests, temperaments, and manners. I think the majority of us are trying to fit it and contribute, but even that can be disruptive when there are this many newcomers. I deeply appreciate how patient and friendly the folks who were already here have been toward this sudden invasion.

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