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Pyroglyph, in What is it with anime and this trope
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I like how Tanya’s thoughts here can be easily overlooked as typical meme hyperbole by people who don’t know that that is exactly what she thinks about at all times.

SanndyTheManndy,

Amor enim Vult

A_Random_Idiot, in 🤢...

What the fuck is wrong with people.

how the fuck do you lack this much common sense? to put your fucking shitty toilet brush where you put your eating utensils?

Socsa,

Maybe it’s because people understand the germ theory of disease

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

They’re still not the same germs. No dishwasher goes over 90 or 95°C (household ones). There is bacteria in feces that can survive that temperature. Not to mention parasite spores/eggs, some can easily withstand even 150°C.

Jas91a,

You are forgetting caustic bleaching chemicals… I mean it’s gross but also hygienic

RobertoOberto,

But are you going to add bleach to your dishwasher when you run the toilet brush, then do dishes normally on the next cycle?

Seems like you’re opening a whole new can of health-hazardous worms with that plan.

Jas91a,

Automatic dishwasher powder is bleach and caustic

RobertoOberto,

True, but it’s not chlorine bleach. Which is what I want my toilet brush to go through.

Venator,

You can’t polish a turd

darkpanda,

Something something poop knife

A_Random_Idiot, in Cast out from the jungle / With no rations or canteen

Why is there a picture of the Fukushima nuclear core in this picture?

gibmiser, in They're all dicks if you ask me

Think about that GDP doe. Mmmmmmm

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

slaps Califournia

“Think about all the health insurance that tax money could buy.”

Empricorn,

Defense Department: “Best I can do is killing more brown people overseas.”

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

i could drive so many trucks

Son_of_dad,

Enough Californias to fund welfare to so many red states!

LunarVoyager,

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  • LifeInMultipleChoice,

    I wonder if there would be a way to draw that up. A healthcare system paid for by the states that participate and distributed federally. Treatment only for those from states that participate. Thus still pitting the government against the pharmaceutical companies in terms of fair prices and pushes states to ideally make their own choices which would slowly move towards more and more states choosing to support their people. We would have to be dicks and deny medical attention to people coming from other states. I’m sure there are a million holes to work out, but no one should have any reason to argue with it outside “I don’t want others to get help if I can’t.”

    Riven,
    @Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    I would argue that we provide medical care for out of state people but all the facilities have posters providing the truth and sources of why it works well in this state. Maybe that way they’ll look a little deeper into why they have to travel to another state to get help.

    Kedly, in are you sure?

    I’ve seen way too many guys who think they’re uglier than they are. Confidence and Comedy really are great ways to have a shot, even if you’re faking the confidence. Its a tough lesson, but you DO need to sell yourself a little

    JackbyDev,

    I always joke that I snagged my wife by being funny. Then she laughs. Then I’m like “See!?” It’s a great bit. She insists I’m handsome. I don’t see it. The parts of me she compliments aren’t even things I’m conscious of.

    Kedly,

    Yeah, exactly. Not only are a lot of men nowhere NEAR as ugly as they think they are, ugly is also subjective, and theres gonna be a partner who probably thinks you’re physically hot

    jabathekek, in I'm monster pilled, hbu
    @jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

    Water pilled tbh

    squid_slime,
    @squid_slime@lemmy.world avatar

    Yep

    troyunrau, in Last year I found a Y shaped turd
    @troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

    Y tho

    Kyrgizion,

    More like… “How??”

    ryannathans,

    Two shits laid on top of each other fused

    empireOfLove2, in Chicken soup
    @empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Cock

    0x4E4F,
    @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Well, at least you’re honest 🤷.

    Hotdogman,

    Wait, I think they ate it. Bobbitt style.

    wheeldawg,

    Well, at least they’re honest.

    ysjet, in Dinesh has some explaining to do

    Samir Dinesh, you’re breaking the car!

    nxdefiant,

    TRIPLE CAUTION

    muel, in Ketchup alignment

    Where’s the one where you suck ketchup straight from the packet and then toss some fries in your mouth?

    GBU_28,

    Sex offender registry?

    NaoPb,

    I thought you were gonna say… spit on the fries.

    474D, (edited ) in Call me an idiot, but I would die laughing even if something like this happened to me

    The person in blue clinging to the car who had to be yanked away… How do these people make it this far in life?

    superduperenigma,

    Because smarter people yank them away from the dangerous stuff.

    jak,

    Or the one who chased after his car, staying in perfect sandwiching position. These are all awful

    Rootiest,
    @Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

    Just the number of people staying in the road while cars all sliding all over like Disney on Ice is crazy.

    You aren’t helping, get out of the way and let god sort it out before you get run over!

    Fubarberry, in If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them!
    @Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz avatar

    To be fair, if some fish had guns and used them in self defense it would absolutely stop me from ever fishing again.

    CarbonIceDragon,
    @CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

    There’s a kind of fish called an archerfish that shoots jets of water from it’s mouth at insects to knock them down. Those ones probably have the mental capacity for calculating trajectories to at least aim one I imagine, if you gave them a weapon modified with some kind of mechanism for one to fire it

    Viking_Hippie, (edited )

    Archerfish have NOTHING on mantis shrimp, though:

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f63d0c2a-31ac-4677-aede-a397b7538f03.jpeg

    Source: The Oatmeal

    c0mbatbag3l,
    @c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar
    Viking_Hippie,

    😘👌 🤣

    art, in New server policy. Lemmites who misbehave get sent to Disney land with a bus full of Disney adults.
    @art@lemmy.world avatar

    I used to work at Disneyland. The “disney adult” meme doesn’t seem to stack up with reality.

    rickyrigatoni,

    Is it better or worse in reality?

    art,
    @art@lemmy.world avatar

    Disney adults are just nerds. Almost all of them have been chill.

    JackbyDev,

    They’re definitely cringe, but there is a healthy dose of self awareness usually. Also, like any group, some will be “karens” and they give the group a bad name.

    INHALE_VEGETABLES,

    What about the ones who were not chill?

    p1mrx, in You know how bad it needs to be to be ignored for over 2 decades!

    March 97 of what year?

    Shapillon,

    wat?

    Dozzi92,
    @Dozzi92@lemmy.world avatar

    L5264. You know, just a while after the Mayonnaise Wars of K3737.

    And009,

    The rising red river of the 52nd Ketchup alliance was a dreadful day indeed. Only the infidels call it the Mayo war.

    Aceticon,

    Some say the rivers ran red from all the ketchup spilled in the greatest battle of the war.

    Siegfried,

    2097, obviously, cause 1817 there were no plastics* or refrigerators** or cameras cheap enough to take pictures of trivial shit*** and 1997 would be to obvious. Nah, its definitely not 1997

    tourist, in Oh no…
    @tourist@lemmy.world avatar

    Finally

    Something_Complex,

    Sir I came here to upvote you and I was not disappointed

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