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TheGiantKorean, in other toys
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

Hey, this Buzz has a suction cup instead of feet!

marito,

That’d be Woody. Buzz has rumble instead of a laser.

psmgx, in I'm really getting over the enshitification of the internet.

Yarrrrrrrrr brother.

Or just start paying for content to people / orgs deserving of it

Rayuza,

If the prices weren’t so ridiculously high, i would consider paying

pelespirit, in Google “search”
@pelespirit@sh.itjust.works avatar

What’s the consensus on Mojeek? www.mojeek.com

RmDebArc_5,
@RmDebArc_5@lemmy.ml avatar

Mojeek has pretty bad results. I’d only use it to avoid censorship of results

Mojeek,
@Mojeek@lemmy.ml avatar

if you’re willing to help at all we’re always looking for feedback on specific results, and also have this page for testing staging algorithms, there’s a big change on there currently. No bother if not.

nameisnotimportant,
@nameisnotimportant@lemmy.ml avatar

Never heard of it before, I’ll test it out! Thanks for the tip

CoachDom, in I'm really getting over the enshitification of the internet.
@CoachDom@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

No.1 Apparently not present on uBlock Origin, which makes it not a problem for me (though it’s shite that they are doing it anyway). I don’t use YouTube that often anyways.

No.2 You are not loosing a lot - it’s most likely some crappy video about a guy slipping on a banana peel or some shit like this - 99.9% you are not missing on much :D

Honytawk,

Yeah, the developers of AdBlock Plus have come out stating the problem is on their side.

twitter.com/gorhill/status/1746263759495077919

If you haven’t switched to uBlock Origin, then now is the time.

CoachDom,
@CoachDom@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

See as much as I dislike the company, I can see how it would make sense from a business and logic point of view. They are paying for the servers and, to some extent and form, for the content, and by using any ad blocking content you sabotage their earnings from this platform. I’m surprised they are not blocking browsers with said plugins, but that would cause a major uproar. But then again, not much competition around…

Honytawk,

They are sabotaging their own platform because of greed.

Most wouldn’t be using an ad blocker if it weren’t for their anti-consumer practices.

Kaizodrack,

fr, i didn’t use for the longest time because a 5 seconds ad before every video and some on the side never bothered me much, it was when it started being 2 UNSKIPABBLE ADS BEFORE EVERY VIDEO, PLUS MID ROLL ADS that I couldn’t deal with it anymore

chakan2,
@chakan2@lemmy.world avatar

Google is a Trillion dollar company. Fleecing the YouTube users for another 10m a year is pure hardcore end game free market capitalism.

Fuck them.

VindictiveJudge,
@VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world avatar

Sure, the money has to come from somewhere, but, no ad server has ever managed to fully eradicate malware from the ads they serve and some sites have so much of the page covered in ads that the site simply isn’t navigable without an ad blocker. The first is on the ad server companies, but the second one is just stupid. I will simply never trust ad servers anymore after having seen computers destroyed by ad-delivered malware, including one of my own. Even if the websites themselves go back to a more restrained and reasonable number of ads, I will never turn my ad blocker off for simple safety reasons.

Dyskolos, in I'm really getting over the enshitification of the internet.

Haha, so true. I really really miss the “old” interwebz. Imagine the content of back-then with the hardware of today. The dream of yesteryear would come true. A blazingly fast net. Just html with a bit of JS (when really needed). Not 10 frameworks (each used for one function), dozens of mb of graphics, a gazillion of cookies and tracker-scripts and… Jeez.

Today i need so much stuff to fight the other stuff, it’s stuffmageddon.

Oh and if you’re also European you can also fight (for free!) the silly cookie-war.

A_Very_Big_Fan,

Today i need so much stuff to fight the other stuff, it’s stuffmageddon.

The most relatable statement of the year so far. It’s so exhausting ;-;

asteriskeverything,

Not 10 frameworks (each used for one function), dozens of mb of graphics,

Have you seen the old internet?! It would have been even more gifs, music players, and oh the flash websites! Haha I know that’s really not your point but this jumped out at me and made me chuckle.

Mango,

Yes pls

Dyskolos,

Point taken. The gifs were rising strongly, and music on websites was worse than a rusty nail in my dingdong. But still. One plugin today would’ve just got ridden of those and it would still load faster 😁

tpihkal,

At least it came on a free CD.

Ross_audio,

*shiny coaster

Steve,

Under construction 😩

Dyskolos,

Ok touché 😩

TrismegistusMx,

4chan back before the Nazi takeover was like the wild west. My favorite part was “Lithursday,” when we would share images with embedded PDFs of copyrighted content, including rare books, anarchist materials, and military manuals. I often wonder if those unusually large .jpgs are still floating around the internet waiting to be unlocked. I also saw legitimate acts of activism and terrorism unfolding live, without the interpretation and propaganda of the state.

SaintWacko,

Oh man, I remember that. I’m sure I still have an Anarchist 's Cookbook floating around from one of those

Dyskolos,

Oh yes… The rise (and fall) of 4chan. At least the site is still relatively lean, so that’s that 🤷🏻‍♂️

bjoern_tantau, in Not Me
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar
Maultasche,
KreekyBonez,

klaus!

RoundSparrow, in I'm really getting over the enshitification of the internet.

Agreed. It is urgent that we teach Neil Postman’s “media ecology”. The junk noise garbage shit Internet sucks, and enough is enough!

Lafari,

The real problem with YouTube is the censorship, both of creators and commenters, when they aren’t saying anything offensive or problematic but simply referencing different companies, corporations, governments, countries or industries.

Lafari, (edited )

I’m in favor of censorship in some cases - which is why it really takes an insane amount of ridiculous nonsensical censorship that actually hinders constructive online communication for me to be saying there’s a problem with censorship. I thought I’d never say there was a censorship problem, but there really is now, although it seems mostly restricted to YouTube. Elon Musk’s Twitter has some stupid censorship too, though. It takes away accountability when things can’t even be criticised anymore, and misinformation/disinformation is allowed but can’t be corrected, for example.

ImFresh3x, (edited ) in They are too expensive and gimicky either way

Yeah would hate to have big laundry know about my lights and darks being mixed.

Justas,
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

I mixed my colours with my whites

And now I fight the tie-dye fight

callouscomic, in I'm really getting over the enshitification of the internet.

I’m over this word enshitification. There are far simpler ways to say it, but everyone online has latched on to this moronic term.

unrelatedkeg,

Honest question: What are the alternstives?

I agree that enshittification is a, well, shitty term, but I know obly it to describe the problem at hand.

Alternstives I think of are walled gardens, collapse of the internet as we know it, lockdown of social media sites, etc. - none of them all that simple and miss the point enshittification has.

TheGrandNagus, (edited )

The only other good term for Enshittification I’ve seen used is Platform Decay. It was even coined by the same person who coined enshittification.

unrelatedkeg,

Thanks, never heard of it & will switch to it myself!

Just as short and not as inappropriate.

mob,

Decay?

meyotch,

Decay is a natural process however that just happens if you don’t stop it. I still think ‘enshittification’ fits it best because it implies a bit of intentionality on the part of the shittifiers.

The term is sticky (ewww) and I think we are stuck with it.

unrelatedkeg,

Yeah. ‘Decay’ has a natural *whiff, to it, while ‘enshittification’ reeks of it being actively made that way.

thehatfox, in They are too expensive and gimicky either way
@thehatfox@lemmy.world avatar

But what if you are privacy conscious and poor?

hughesdikus,

That’s easy.

You are privacy conscious in those unnecessarily rich parties you got invited to by mistake.

You are poor for your homies and family.

Justas,
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

By a used one I suppose.

FQQD, (edited ) in You liar!
@FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz avatar

How can this be an estimation, and how is it so wrong? Doesn’t the program just have a hard-coded length? Or does the time vary based on clothing weight or something? This seems so utterly strange to me.

Shard,

Seems to be a washing machine. 1600RPM spin dry.

The problem occurs because there are 2 conditions that need to be fulfilled.

  1. Its programmed to spin at set RPM for 6 mins.
  2. Before it can initiate a full speed spin it needs to ensure the drum is balanced. If its off balanced it will damage the spin motor and other parts of the machine in short order. (reference old machines that sound like an earthquake during spin cycles). It will keep attempting to adjust the clothes by start-stopping so clothes can fall in place. Only when the vibrations are down to acceptable levels will the machine initiate a full speed spin dry. Machine will stay stuck at set spin time until condition 2 is fulfilled.

The way to fix this is to open up the machine, untangle balled up clothes and allow the spin dry to resume.

camelbeard,

Very good reply, just one thing to add, it’s both a washer and dryer, we did a full wash dry cycle.

Kase,

Those are a thing? TIL, how cool!

red, (edited )

It’s even harder to estimate two separate things accurately. So many variables

Modern_medicine_isnt,

Even worse… dryers often use a moisture sensor to determine when it is done. Load shifts, sensors gets more moisture, time goes up.

Landless2029,

I find you get much more accurate estimates when you don’t overstuff the machine. You’re supposed to keep it 60-70% full to allow for proper agitation. Lots of people top it off.

Blackmist,

I assume it weighs it at the start and knows it’s dry when it weighs the same again.

It doesn’t know what the material is. Some dry quicker than others.

FQQD,
@FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz avatar

That’s actually a very smart way to do that. Couldn’t have thought of that

kamen, in You liar!

Kind of like estimations in software development.

meekah,
@meekah@lemmy.world avatar

estimations in software development are much less reliable IMO

BirdsWithBeefyArms, (edited )

Lies. They’re very reliable. You can rely on them to be wrong.

NegativeInf,

Take whatever timeline you have and double it. Then add 6 more weeks of cram.

spicytuna62, (edited ) in They are too expensive and gimicky either way
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

I want a Speed Queen. They’re way more expensive than your standard machines, but there’s a reason you find them in laundromats everywhere. They’re built to be abused.

What do people even do with their wifi appliances? Throw the load in and say Alexa start the washer? How is that easier than setting it yourself?

Zikeji,

Only reason I have a smart washer and dryer is so they can send me a notification when they finish their load. As someone with ADHD and anxiety that’s a godsend.

Eheran,

Why would you abuse a washing machine? How much do you have to wash that such a machine would not be a complete waste of resources and money?

You don’t buy a truck just because every container is moved by trucks when all you transport is yourself and a bag.

HowManyNimons,

Not a Texan, I see.

naught,

I got one of these after my Samsung literally caught fire and it is… fine. Kinda small, loud, and beeps incessantly sometimes when nothing is running to the point I have to unplug it at night lest it go off at 4am again. Has yet to explode so soft recommend from me

Ross_audio,

I don’t connect mine .

But I wanted a washer dryer that had a heat pump drying system.

The one I got on sale also had an auto dosing tray for detergent and softener.

Genuinely very pleased with all the features my “smart appliance” has.

It uses less power, less water, less detergent. And it weighs and uses humidistats to not over dry my clothes.

The dumb ones that just work on set timers are less efficient than one measuring the load to decide how much water to use and when it’s dry.

I suppose I used to eyeball detergent but now a 40 wash bottle lasts me 50 washes.

Long warranty on it I hope I’ll never have to test. But it’s there.

To get that I ended up with a WiFi enabled machine and just never put it on a network and turned its own broadcast off.

I occasionally set a time on it. But genuinely throw in the clothes, push 2 buttons, and walk away.

Any appliance that can now be a heat pump instead of an element, or actually measures things instead of using timers is a genuine improvement. Even if it’s fairly rudimentary still.

Not everything is worse if it’s more complicated.

AnarchoSnowPlow,

I ended up the same way. The heat pump washer/dryer combo I got happens to have wifi. I genuinely enjoy this machine even though I don’t think I’m capable of fixing it outside of buying a whole new “heat pump unit” and installing it. It works well and it’s way more efficient than the old electric unit that was here when we moved in.

CyberEgg,

What do people even do with their wifi appliances?

Timing, automatic and stuff. To keep the washing machine example: you want the laundry out of the machine as soon as possible go hang it up as fresh as possible. You’re having a long day ahead of you, not a long time between coming home and going to bed, not enough for a full laundry run at least. You load up your machine before leaving home and remote start it the adequate time so it’s done shortly after you’re back home.
At least that’s what I’d use such features for.
Other people listen to Spotify over their fridge.

SomethingBurger,

But regular washing machines have programmable start times. I have a cheap Beko and can set it to start up to 19 hours in advance.

ImFresh3x,

Main thing is I get a notification on my phone when it’s done. I’m not always near my washer. Sometimes I forget. The times vary a lot by load size so a timer it’s as good. Saves me time and keeps my clothes from getting moldy

ryannathans,

Triggering home automation too. Like ventilating the laundry when it’s washing/drying and for half an hour after.

ricecake,

I have a wifi washer and dryer.

The biggest advantage is that it sends you a ping when it’s done, and can send you a message about the need for routing maintenance, like changing filters or refilling the detergent container.

Settings wise, it’s slightly easier to set from the app, since a telephone has better UX than a washing machine. Mostly I just leave it at “you figure it out” so it’s moot.

You can’t actually start it remotely unless you press a button on the machine first, just send settings to it to activate by pressing start.

idunnololz, in The machine is always broken
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Am I weird for thinking McDonald’s soft serve is decent? I see a lot of people joking it’s not ice cream.

Noodle07,

I love burger kings soft serve, I haven’t had it in a while but McDonald’s Sundays were always a hit for me

tory, (edited ) in Yes

Decommodifing housing is how you get your family forcefully relocated into a Khrushchevka. I’d be down for limiting ownership to like 2-3 properties, though.

haui_lemmy,

Easy:

  • you have to live in the building you own
  • only humans can own residential buildings

Done. Any further questions?

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