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Jezebelley3D, in Wrong explanations only

🎶 "Use 2 sticks to make it in the nature." 🎶

RaoulDook,

My 2-sticks bring all the worms to the yard

Omega_Haxors, (edited ) in Which pill do you choose?

10 million cash instantly would get you killed so fast, just look at ANY article about lottery winners getting their life just absolutely fucked up. Resetting at 6 would suck too but at least you would get something out of it.

WetBeardHairs,

It’s not so hard to put it in the bank and hire a wealth management firm. They’ll take care of you and tell you how much you can spend each year without losing money. It’d turn into a free $500k salary for life.

Omega_Haxors, (edited )

It really isn’t that easy but you are on the right path. First thing you have to do is convert it into a form that nobody is able to withdraw quickly. That removes all almost all incentive for greedy/desperate people to try and kill you for it. Good luck doing that with 10M in cash, though. Large volumes of money are nowhere near as mobile as you think it is.

WetBeardHairs,

That’s why I said go to a wealth management firm. Even relatively small firms routinely handle hundreds of millions.

Zerush, (edited ) in God bless the imperial system and bald eagles 🦅🦅🦅🦅 (oil too)
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Anticorp,
Zerush,
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They also use the Imperial system, because of the British occupation in the past.

What_Religion_R_They, (edited )
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SPB’s stations are some of the nicest I had the pleasure of being in. The focus back when it was built really was on the people.

pound_heap,

St. Petersburg’s and Moscow’s old stations were built to show off superiority of communist state. That’s where you can see lots of polished stone, sculptures, giant golden light fixtures, stained glass, etc. Focus was not on the people. Then starting around 1970s the stations were built with much more utilitarian design. Modern stations built in Moscow in last decade or so look very nice though.

NYC subway is just gross. I guess they are seriously underfunded to afford proper cleaning and renovation

whoisearth, in Which pill do you choose?
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My brain says the blue pill because money.

My heart says the red pill because I miss my soulmate and would give anything for a chance with her again.

Anticorp,

I’m sorry you lost your soulmate.

Spaceballstheusername,

The one thing is would you end up with your soul mate again and even if you did it wouldn’t be the same relationship you had back then. I thought about this and have 3 kids and don’t know if I would want to give up on my kids because there’s no way I could say goodbye to my kids and never see them again.

bobbyfiend, in Wrong explanations only

Even Muad’Dib started out small.

scytale,

Usul has called a small one.

hydroptic,

Usul has called a small one! Again, it is not the legend

ThatWeirdGuy1001, in Wrong explanations only
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They feel the vibrations and think it’s your mom

dukatos,

The vibrations are too weak for his mom

Psychman3000, in Which pill do you choose?

Easy, give me the blue pill. My mistakes and choices have brought me to where I am and have made me who I am. I wouldn’t change my life for anything, especially not to correct a few mistakes. Most importantly I may not have met my wife or have my kids if I change anything. I’ll take the money and use it to improve the life I have.

Lommy,

That is a good answer bud. I totally relate

Jerb322, in Which pill do you choose?
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Blue, would be hard to merry my x again, so I still have my son.

dream_weasel,

Ho ho ho. Merry ex marrying!

Jerb322,
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My bad

Cosmocrat, in Gotta stay grounded.

A log splitter will work just as well.

Death_Equity,

Start at the crotch.

Zerush, in 𓇋𓇩𓋴𓆰𓏜𓄤𓆑𓂋𓏏 𓅨𓂋𓇓𓅱
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frezik,

Jokes on them. WPA2 length limit is 63 characters. It might let you put in one longer than that, but it doesn’t use the extra characters.

Zerush,
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KoalaUnknown,

Laughs with symbolab

mexicancartel,

Shit thats just fourier series

ilikemoney, in Which pill do you choose?

Since I’m married, blue pill. If I wasn’t, red pill all day. I’d be a billionaire by the age of 20

greenskye,

Same, though honestly with my bad memory, I’m not sure I’d do all that much better with the red pill. Itd be hard for me to put together enough seed money to make a decent return, and I don’t remember specific dates well enough that I think I could convince my parents about it.

SafCack, in God bless the imperial system and bald eagles 🦅🦅🦅🦅 (oil too)
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I love propaganda I love propaganda I love propaganda I love propaganda

el_bhm,

I summon Nazi propaganda!

Death_Equity,

Auschwitz had a swimming pool, detainee run theater, and the detainees often played soccer matches. Curious features of a “death camp.”

OurToothbrush, (edited )

Yoy might want to make it clear that you’re making fun of nazi apologists

Oh, now do Heart Mountain next!

el_bhm,

Here it is!

greencactus,

I am sorry, is that sarcasm? I can’t quite read it out from your comment.

Death_Equity,

They summoned Nazi propaganda.

greencactus,

Ah, okay - that explains it :D

redcalcium, in No one can stop me

Yes, fuck the future me who’ll have to clean up the mess! That guy got what’s coming to him.

sanpo,

Yeah, he never did nothing for me! Fuck him!

Poayjay, in Loyalty means nothing to a corporation

We are in post-competition capitalism. Even if the alternative isn’t owned by the same parent company, they will do the same bullshit.

can,

Oligopolies baby! Ask any Canadian.

MajorMajormajormajor,

Yay…

guyoverthere, (edited )

Thankfully, Rogers wasn’t able to buy Freedom Mobile.

I’m keeping this 50gb/unlimited Canada and US roaming for $39

haui_lemmy,

Its disgusting, really. It‘s also part of our daily lives. Having a great idea or great skills isnt enough, unless they are part of the dark triad. People with those skills will always eat your lunch - for free.

We need to pathologize these behaviors instead of normalizing them.

WarmSoda,

What bullshit is that? Not giving you a discount just because you already buy from them?

MacNCheezus, in Gotta stay grounded.
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I mean, if they’re already going to space voluntarily, wouldn’t that solve the billionaire problem?

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
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Except they won’t go today or tomorrow. They’ll stay here to finish the job of destroying our planet, then go.

haui_lemmy,

And take all things valuable with them.

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