Mouselemming

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Mouselemming,

Ugh, the Maryland flag makes my brain buggy. My astigmatism keeps freaking out, and my glasses can’t even correct for it.

Mouselemming,

Considering the baby is probably in her 20s by now, probably less equipment then, but you make a good point.

It’s also a little like people giving God the credit when it’s Humans and Science and Medical Intervention that performed the miracle.

Mouselemming,

Unless you were dying and/or making your Will, you didn’t bequeath anything to anyone. I wish I knew what word you meant.

Mouselemming,

Or we just taste disgusting.

Mouselemming,

It’s not a standing turtle, it’s a swimming turtle. Swimming through the universe. Its name is A’Tuin.

Mouselemming,

GOP voters choosing a President

Mouselemming,

Then guitar turns and says, “Lute, you are my father.”

Mouselemming,

Nah, humans are a buncha jackdaws

Mouselemming,

Don’t you then owe taxes abroad?

Mouselemming,

As a person with a super-vulnerable family member who sometimes has to go into shops, and can only wear a loose single-layer mask because he drives his wheelchair with a lip-joystick, I’m angry at you. Why not get the shots, they’re one of the few free things that do both you and others good? People like you are why our family lives like hermits and only go out when it’s really necessary.

Mouselemming,

Personally I’d rather boycott Standard Time. When the sun goes down I’m ready for sleep. Staying up makes me miss that window and then I’m sleepless.

Mouselemming,

One way to get humidity is to wear a mask. An N95 isn’t necessary, you want to be getting plenty of oxygen in your sleep, but a loose-fitting mask will still hold the moisture and warmth from your exhales. And will stay in place better than just burying your head in the blankets.

Mouselemming,

I have an education joke but it requires more testing.

Mouselemming,

I live in LA and to be fair, palm trees are basically fake trees in the first place, they’re mostly non-native Q-Tips that give no shade. The cell towers should just cover themselves with billboards, they’d fit right in and make extra cash from the side hustle.

Where Are All The Bicycles?? (startrek.website)

I have an issue in general with scifi totally ignoring the existence of bicycles, but star trek is particularly fun to think about since in so many situations beaming down in an away team with electric mountain bicycles would be incredibly useful in a basic utilitarian sense. Like shuttles, bicycles could be treated as...

Mouselemming,

Although you are using it and pronouncing it correctly, the correct spelling for the phrase meaning “in a whole bunch” is “en masse” because it’s stolen from French.

I never had good enough balance or left-right coordination to learn to ride a bike, so I don’t miss them. But it would add an element.

Mouselemming,

Also not the hem, it’s the sleeve.

Mouselemming,

When the parallel lines are just slightly inclined, that’s a-moiré!

Mouselemming,

Well if they had any brains, they’d crack open the head, but they’re famously short on brains

Mouselemming,

I seldom wear socks during the day because I always wear sandals. But putting lotion or cream on the soles of my feet at night, with socks so I don’t slip and fall, is very good for moisturizing them. The socks also keep the moisturizer where it belongs, not on my sheets.

Mouselemming, (edited )

There’s a reason Bach is on Voyager’s golden record 3 times.

Mouselemming,

Cat survives fall into 30-metre mineshaft, sits and grooms self like “I meant to do that.”

Mouselemming,

Drops of blood, not units

Mouselemming,

Gotta feed the mouse! And the anthill inside.

Mouselemming,

I think a submarine, even of a hostile country, is probably your best option for a 100m-long underwater shadow rising in front of your boat. Much better than any living creature.

Mouselemming,

Yes, there’s a difference between lazy and desperate. Desperate is 80% of the day for parents of toddlers. Including the overnight hours. Just, if you have to ditch the cold stuff, give it to an employee at the registers so they can can get it back to the freezer/fridge.

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