Mouselemming

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Mouselemming,

I’m over 60, growing up in SoCal we had Square Dancing and the Maypole but also the Mexican Hat Dance, plus Tinikling, the Filipino one with two poles. Oh, and I think a bit of Hula.

(Later as a teacher I taught my 2nd graders some Russian dancing I had learned from my ballet teacher, because little kids are bouncy and kicky and we could do it inside when it rained.)

Mouselemming,

All good, but it’s gotta be salt water. I guess I can use it to boil pasta or blanch vegetables…

The transition from the holiday season back to the normal drudgery is so depressing. Is there any way to make Jan / Feb less depressing?

like, it’s still dark at 5pm, there are barely any sports on, still bitterly cold and austere and it hurts to go outside, but you’re not even looking forward to christmas or the new year. the new year is here, and it’s largely the same as last year. except you’re getting older.

Mouselemming,

Besides everything else, Martin Luther King gave us a sorely-needed January holiday. If you want to do it right, make plans to do something selfless that day. It might even lead to you continuing to do that thing or work with that group, and exercise those human kindness muscles, developing the content of your character. Or it might just be the once, and that’s okay. Or maybe the best you can muster is to raise a glass and thank Martin for the 3-day weekend. It’s still something to get your head past this slump. By Groundhog Day you’ll be seeing that little bit more daylight that brings hope.

Mouselemming,

Obviously their Roomba wears wooden shoes.

Mouselemming,

Fwiw, Weiner dogs can be pretty ferocious

Mouselemming,

If you mean the mail slot, it’s perhaps old-fashioned, since it’s a security weakness.

I remember seeing an old movie where a family kept the house key on a string just inside, so when the kid got home from school they could reach in, get the key, and unlock the door (parents were at work).

And a couple where someone put fire or explosives through the slot.

Mouselemming,

If you don’t recognize him, you need to watch One Foot In The Grave. It’s on BritBox, maybe elsewhere as well.

Mouselemming,

Unless you were dying and/or making your Will, you didn’t bequeath anything to anyone. I wish I knew what word you meant.

Mouselemming,

Ugh, the Maryland flag makes my brain buggy. My astigmatism keeps freaking out, and my glasses can’t even correct for it.

Mouselemming,

It’s not a standing turtle, it’s a swimming turtle. Swimming through the universe. Its name is A’Tuin.

Mouselemming,

Then guitar turns and says, “Lute, you are my father.”

Mouselemming,

Personally I’d rather boycott Standard Time. When the sun goes down I’m ready for sleep. Staying up makes me miss that window and then I’m sleepless.

Mouselemming,

As a person with a super-vulnerable family member who sometimes has to go into shops, and can only wear a loose single-layer mask because he drives his wheelchair with a lip-joystick, I’m angry at you. Why not get the shots, they’re one of the few free things that do both you and others good? People like you are why our family lives like hermits and only go out when it’s really necessary.

Mouselemming,

Well if they had any brains, they’d crack open the head, but they’re famously short on brains

Mouselemming,

Gotta feed the mouse! And the anthill inside.

Mouselemming,

I think a submarine, even of a hostile country, is probably your best option for a 100m-long underwater shadow rising in front of your boat. Much better than any living creature.

Mouselemming,

Call the Midwife! is in a category of its own.

Mouselemming,

In your situation, any worries about the car can be pushed back for at least a few months, so just make a calendar note to check on whether there’s anything wrong with it, then put it aside for now. With minimal driving it’s not getting worse, and may be nothing at all.

Follow all @backachu’s good advice, with this addition:

You have surgery tomorrow, so prioritize rest right now. Instead of thinking you have to hold onto everything, once you’ve written your list set aside several hours to let go of everything and rest. Something creeps back in your mind? Push it out. Repeat to yourself: “For my best outcome in surgery I need to be well rested. If possible I need to sleep. Resting is the most important thing I can be doing with my time right now.” If you can’t, don’t beat yourself up about it, treat yourself with the kindness you would show a friend. But if you can, it will help you react better to anesthesia and heal faster if you don’t go in depleted.

Mouselemming,

Oh. My. Gods.

I love your posters and would totally stream these films!

Mouselemming,

In the end it was pancreatic cancer that got him, but if you didn’t know he was a breast cancer survivor, you should.

web.archive.org/…/2001-09-18-roundtree-cancer.htm

Check yours today, guys. And if you feel or see something, get it checked out.

Mouselemming,

I feel like the raccoon needs to be handing off “his” fish to an engineer to gut and scale and fillet for him.

Mouselemming,

If I’m dangling her Bug-Onna-Leash and my adolescent cat comes running, and I lift up the bug, she’ll sometimes do a loopdeloop leap without any track at all, either swatting the bug or grabbing him in her teeth and running off with him. This would be a cakewalk for her.

There are cats who can’t jump or run fast or climb, we love them anyway. But to test your theory you need to get the cat to WANT to do it. “What’s in it for me?” is their guiding principle.

So it’s all going to depend on motivation; the mouse needs to be just bite sized, catnippy, and have a little bell or rattle sewn inside it. You should pull it in an enticingly twitchy way. Treats may also be needed.

Mouselemming,

They’d take you straight to a padded cell if you screamed gibberish like that.

In case you edit and I sound like the crazy one, here’s what you said to scream:

“everybody remember these are scanned that crossed a pocket line!!!”

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