bionicjoey

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bionicjoey, (edited )

Outdoor cat: “today I killed 300 birds and permanently altered the local ecosystem”

Indoor cat: “hehe I shit in a box”

bionicjoey,

Apple is bringing being forced to allow sideloading and alternate app stores to the iPhone

FTFY

bionicjoey, (edited )

If she joined Lemmy then I could block her account and I wouldn’t have to see her comics (as I did on Reddit). As it stands I don’t really want to block OPs account since they post and comment lots of different stuff. It’s nice to be able to block a specific creator from their own account rather than play whack-a-mole with freebooters.

And before people start saying I’m misogynist or something, I’m not. There are plenty of women webcomic artists I like. Extraordinary Comics and War and Peas just to name a couple. I just find pizzacake to be incredibly boring, low hanging fruit and barely even funny at all. Not trying to hurt feelings, I just don’t like her stuff and prefer to block it from my feed.

bionicjoey,

You’re allowed to return home anytime you want. Just walk your character into their bedroom, tuck them into bed, save, exit to the main menu, and delete the save. Congratulations, you have just completed the alternate ending to Pokémon.

bionicjoey,

I know I’m replying to my own comment but this reminded me of a joke I once read about the first Bioshock game (Bioshock spoiler incoming)

TitleWhen Andrew Ryan told me to kill him at the end of Bioshock, I shut off the game and deleted the save. A man chooses, a slave obeys.

bionicjoey,

“No thanks. Coffee keeps me up at night”

-George Costanza

bionicjoey,

Should add Reddit. Started out as FOSS, closed down their GitHub, then killed their API which killed dozens of third party integrations impacting hundreds of thousands of users.

bionicjoey,

Oh, you like the internet? Name every IP address!

bionicjoey,

That is a forkbomb and you can’t convince me otherwise

bionicjoey, (edited )

Santa isn’t omniscient. He sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. We can infer from this phrasing that he can’t see you when you’re awake. He also knows if you’ve been bad or good but that information isn’t as specific.

bionicjoey,

Shit, I’ve pirated something because I forgot I had already pirated it.

bionicjoey,

You might even say that the name of the artist is deliberately buried

bionicjoey,

Did you mean “Fuckin’ A” ?

Bone apple teeth moment

bionicjoey,

How is Google Play, which is easily circumnavigated with things like F-Droid and APKs, considered a monopoly and the Apple app store isn’t?

bionicjoey,

The last thing you hear: “What’s up guys! Welcome back to another open heart surgery tutorial! Today’s video is brought to you by NordVPN!”

bionicjoey,

I’m neither a lesbian nor a woman but the word “partner” is pretty universally understood.

bionicjoey,

Voyager can’t talk shit because it runs on lab-grown living brain tissue

Louis Rossman/FUTO's YouTube app, GrayJay, now supports Sponsorblock... and shames you if you use it

Seriously this was very surprising. I’ve been experimenting with GrayJay since it was announced and I largely think it’s a pretty sweet app. I know there are concerns over how it isn’t “true open source” but it’s a hell of a lot more open than ReVanced. Plus, I like the general design and philosophy of the app....

bionicjoey,

There are only two kinds of people in this world:

  1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
bionicjoey,

Yeah. Just to add, it is ostensibly meant to be a way of going “hey, it looks like your performance is suffering. Maybe this is due to workload, stress, etc. problems. Let’s work together to get you back on track”. But of course it is really a sinister way to invent reasons why someone needs to be fired. Because if you get fired after PIP then HR can say “well we tried our best to help you succeed and you just couldn’t do it”

They are a way of gaslighting and victim blaming an employee while firing them.

bionicjoey,

For me, downvote typically means either “this adds nothing to the discussion” or “this was made in bad faith”

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