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thorbot,

I really just don’t care. The ATM you got the cash from gets a cut of the fees. It’s all corporate bullshit anyway

thorbot,

A 12 year old

thorbot,

This is just pure bullshit scare tactics. In order to successfully make a transaction, I have to have my watch facing me, double click the button, and then hold it near the terminal for a few seconds. There is no way someone could just swoop in and do a transaction without my knowledge. It’s bullshit fearmongering like this that makes people scared of new features like NameDrop. Quit it.

thorbot,

Apple is smart enough to design the feature in a way where the user has to know and approve the transaction. Dangblingus is a fucking idiot

thorbot,

the fuck is wrong with you

thorbot,

Bro time travelled from 1992 to make this comment

thorbot,

Fuck off troll

thorbot,

Guess I’m the only one in the thread that hates cash. It’s filthy and messy. Much better to just beep my watch and move along

thorbot,

glad we can agree!

thorbot, (edited )

This meme is pretty belittling to the wife in this scenario and it’s kind of fucked.

Rule #1 of being in a relationship is learning to listen and empathize with your partner. Just sit, and listen quietly, and tell them “that really sucks, I am so sorry, I’m here for you” It’s really that simple. Most of us are techy and leap to a solution because that’s how our brains are wired but they just want someone to listen. Just listen

thorbot, (edited )

Democracy’s dead, wait, tryna get this all straight

But I can’t figure out how Cheeto man still ain’t jail bait

thorbot, (edited )

I’ll be downvoted to oblivion but this post is fucked up. Body shaming is fucking despicable. Your downvotes prove me right that this place is just a toxic cesspit

thorbot,

this is my porn origin story, found a crusty old magazine in a sandrock lean-to that was clearly a person’s hidey hole. we buried it in shame after it seared into our memories

thorbot,

BWONG BWONG BWONG rrrrrrrrrrrrr EEEEEEEEEEEEE kCHHHHHHHHHH eReReReReR

thorbot,

the drawing is pretty shitpost level, its just the same 4 frames copy pasted

thorbot, (edited )

I was the service manager at an Apple Authorized Service Provider and some rich fuckwit brought in his top-end MacBook Pro he bought a few weeks earlier that he’d spilled water all over. It was completely unresponsive and all the water indicator stickers were flagging, so he’d have to pay a large fee and he opted to just buy a new one. I had him sign a release form, I removed all the water indicator stickers, disassembled and carefully cleaned the entire thing and put it back together. Sent it in to Apple for a warranty replacement and they replaced the entire unit except the display and sent it back to me good as new. That was 10 years ago and I still use the device daily for 3D modeling and rendering and it’s still an absolute beast.

thorbot,

Best scam ever. Too bad you can’t do it any more. Ah, the old days where it was just stickers tattling on your accidental damage

thorbot,

I feel this deeply in my bones. Why can’t it put them away too?!?!

thorbot,

I will never not laugh at this fucking statue, its just too funny. Ultimate Fuck-My-Shit-Up vibes

thorbot,

Here’s my OnlyFingers, subscriptions are a whole digit cheaper this week

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