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thorbot,

I lucked out because I was left with a movie like this but VHS tapes have to be rewound once they are over and we didn’t have any of those fancy fucking auto rewinders, that was rich folk stuff

thorbot, (edited )

I was in 5th grade, and I had filled a notebook with questions about the bible and how passages in it contradicted modern science, as well as a bunch of passages from the bible that directly contradicted eachother. My parents took me to a bunch of different christian “scholars” and pastors and none could answer a single question in my notebook, other than “have faith.” It was then that I realized there was probably no god and the bible was a bunch of bullshit. And maybe there is a god, I am not against the idea, but I have still not to this day ever seen or heard empirical evidence that would lead me to believe there is one. Telling your kids they will burn in hell for eternity if they don’t believe in a mystical being is pretty fucked up. I had serious nightmares growing up about what would happen to me in hell. Talk about brainwashing.

thorbot,

Be me

Be me

Be me

thorbot,

This is the shitpostiest shitpost to ever have been shitposted. Bravo

thorbot,

this is fucking weird

thorbot,

Yeah OP was probably too busy eating paste to pay attention in class

thorbot,

Ok I’m definitely out

thorbot,

This post is assuming I know what the fuck that is or what one is. I choose Petoria

thorbot,

I love the cadence of this

thorbot,

This is an amazing edit

What are some productive things to do when you wake up in the middle of the night and can't get back to sleep for a few hours?

I’m looking for suggestions that zombie-me could follow through with. The problem is I can barely bring myself to get out of bed, let alone do a useful task. It just wastes typically 2–5 hours of my life as I wait for tiredness to finally (re)take hold.

thorbot,

Brain-dead response. That isn’t even procrastinating. What are we procrastinating here, chastity? Release is good for you.

thorbot,

Jack it, then you can sleep again

thorbot,

Congrats, you have just mocked the easiest target of 2023, I hope you feel smart

thorbot,

This post is just “Old Man Yells at Cloud”

thorbot,

Imagine being so prude you think that children can’t watch children’s movies

thorbot, (edited )

But the difference is they like beating the hell out of eachother

thorbot,

It’s never truly to the death though, even if they get yeeted into oblivion they just respawn. They are immortal beings

thorbot, (edited )

No, Pokemon are forced to beat the snot out of eachother and then shoved back into a tiny ball

thorbot,

Oh right, they love getting beaten to the point of losing consciousness, I forgot the Pokemon company buried that in there

thorbot,

For sure. I guess all Pokemon are sadists at heart

thorbot,

If you stick with it, yea

thorbot,

Yeah about as much as masturbating feels like holding a dick. The good feelings outweigh the sexual fragility usually.

thorbot,

Fair enough, especially considering it’s basically impossible for most normal people

thorbot,

Trying? Succeeding. Yoga does wonders for flexibility

thorbot,

Took me a second

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