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thorbot,

I lucked out because I was left with a movie like this but VHS tapes have to be rewound once they are over and we didn’t have any of those fancy fucking auto rewinders, that was rich folk stuff

thorbot,

This post is assuming I know what the fuck that is or what one is. I choose Petoria

thorbot,

Imagine being so prude you think that children can’t watch children’s movies

thorbot,

Ok I’m definitely out

thorbot,

Be me

Be me

Be me

thorbot,

I love the cadence of this

thorbot,

This is the shitpostiest shitpost to ever have been shitposted. Bravo

What are some productive things to do when you wake up in the middle of the night and can't get back to sleep for a few hours?

I’m looking for suggestions that zombie-me could follow through with. The problem is I can barely bring myself to get out of bed, let alone do a useful task. It just wastes typically 2–5 hours of my life as I wait for tiredness to finally (re)take hold.

thorbot,

Brain-dead response. That isn’t even procrastinating. What are we procrastinating here, chastity? Release is good for you.

thorbot,

This is an amazing edit

thorbot,

this is fucking weird

thorbot,

It’s never truly to the death though, even if they get yeeted into oblivion they just respawn. They are immortal beings

thorbot, (edited )

No, Pokemon are forced to beat the snot out of eachother and then shoved back into a tiny ball

thorbot,

Oh right, they love getting beaten to the point of losing consciousness, I forgot the Pokemon company buried that in there

thorbot,

For sure. I guess all Pokemon are sadists at heart

thorbot,

Trying? Succeeding. Yoga does wonders for flexibility

thorbot,

Yeah about as much as masturbating feels like holding a dick. The good feelings outweigh the sexual fragility usually.

thorbot,

Fair enough, especially considering it’s basically impossible for most normal people

thorbot,

If you stick with it, yea

thorbot,

This post is just “Old Man Yells at Cloud”

thorbot,

Took me a second

thorbot,

✅ I’m in this photo and I don’t like it

thorbot,

Your pussy have teeth? My sympathies brother

thorbot, (edited )

I’ll be downvoted to oblivion but this post is fucked up. Body shaming is fucking despicable. Your downvotes prove me right that this place is just a toxic cesspit

thorbot,

Just put me in a home because I don’t fucking understand any of this shit

thorbot,

I can see the headlines now. “This just in! Global advertising halted because of some shitty vandalism! World saved from crushing depressive corporatocracy!”

Yeah yeah. Fight the power.

I’m tired of fighting.

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