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What are some productive things to do when you wake up in the middle of the night and can't get back to sleep for a few hours?

I’m looking for suggestions that zombie-me could follow through with. The problem is I can barely bring myself to get out of bed, let alone do a useful task. It just wastes typically 2–5 hours of my life as I wait for tiredness to finally (re)take hold.

thorbot,

Jack it, then you can sleep again

thorbot,

I lucked out because I was left with a movie like this but VHS tapes have to be rewound once they are over and we didn’t have any of those fancy fucking auto rewinders, that was rich folk stuff

thorbot,

Trying? Succeeding. Yoga does wonders for flexibility

thorbot,

Yeah about as much as masturbating feels like holding a dick. The good feelings outweigh the sexual fragility usually.

thorbot,

Fair enough, especially considering it’s basically impossible for most normal people

thorbot,

If you stick with it, yea

thorbot, (edited )

But the difference is they like beating the hell out of eachother

thorbot,

It’s never truly to the death though, even if they get yeeted into oblivion they just respawn. They are immortal beings

thorbot, (edited )

No, Pokemon are forced to beat the snot out of eachother and then shoved back into a tiny ball

thorbot,

Oh right, they love getting beaten to the point of losing consciousness, I forgot the Pokemon company buried that in there

thorbot,

For sure. I guess all Pokemon are sadists at heart

thorbot,

Took me a second

thorbot,

this is fucking weird

thorbot,

This post is just “Old Man Yells at Cloud”

thorbot,

holy shit this really works!

thorbot, (edited )

I was the service manager at an Apple Authorized Service Provider and some rich fuckwit brought in his top-end MacBook Pro he bought a few weeks earlier that he’d spilled water all over. It was completely unresponsive and all the water indicator stickers were flagging, so he’d have to pay a large fee and he opted to just buy a new one. I had him sign a release form, I removed all the water indicator stickers, disassembled and carefully cleaned the entire thing and put it back together. Sent it in to Apple for a warranty replacement and they replaced the entire unit except the display and sent it back to me good as new. That was 10 years ago and I still use the device daily for 3D modeling and rendering and it’s still an absolute beast.

thorbot,

Best scam ever. Too bad you can’t do it any more. Ah, the old days where it was just stickers tattling on your accidental damage

thorbot,

now make me a rockussy

thorbot,

Your pussy have teeth? My sympathies brother

thorbot,

You lost me

thorbot, (edited )

I’ll be downvoted to oblivion but this post is fucked up. Body shaming is fucking despicable. Your downvotes prove me right that this place is just a toxic cesspit

thorbot,

I feel this deeply in my bones. Why can’t it put them away too?!?!

thorbot,

the fuck is wrong with you

thorbot,

Fuck off troll

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