thorbot

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thorbot,

You did with this post, fart boy.

I read your username as fart boy at first so that’s what I’m calling you.

Nothing ruined Christmas, it was great.

thorbot,

Cocksucker. Because it sucks more cocks than it does dirt. Which is zero in both cases.

thorbot, (edited )

I love the new season where Dennis imagines plunging his hand into the guys chest and rips out his heart, and that’s what Dennis needs to lower his blood pressure

What is Something Scientific that you just don't believe in at all?

EDIT: Let’s cool it with the downvotes, dudes. We’re not out to cut funding to your black hole detection chamber or revoke the degrees of chiropractors just because a couple of us don’t believe in it, okay? Chill out, participate with the prompt and continue with having a nice day. I’m sure almost everybody has something...

thorbot,

Can we not push more anti science rhetoric please

thorbot,

Seriously. Science just is. I don’t care if you believe it or not. It still is what it is.

thorbot, (edited )

Nobody calls it Kraft Mac and cheese. It’s just Mac and cheese. I love that you can’t fathom the lack of “Kraft” at the beginning though. Also many of us never buy that shitty ass boxed stuff. We just boil macaroni noodles and add cheese sauce. Wild, I know.

thorbot,

Butter flour milk and cheddar cheese in a pan makes the most delicious cheese sauce ever. If that’s sinful then send me to hell because it’s fucking delicious

thorbot,

Ah hyuck! Murder!

thorbot,

I’ll go back to school if this is my teacher

thorbot,

Forgot the server guy with a beard and a ponytail

thorbot,

Yeah but you know what’s getting better?

Nothing

thorbot,

wtb wow tokens dm me

What is your unpopular flim opinion

I’ll go first. Mine is that I can’t stand the Deadpool movies. They are self aware and self referential to an obnoxious degree. It’s like being continually reminded that I am in a movie. I swear the success of that movie has directly lead to every blockbuster having to have a joke every 30 seconds

thorbot,

What’s your address? I’ll bring my katana

thorbot,

What? I don’t understand this at all

thorbot,

Congrats, you have just mocked the easiest target of 2023, I hope you feel smart

thorbot,

Yeah OP was probably too busy eating paste to pay attention in class

thorbot,

Ok I’m definitely out

thorbot,

Imagine being so prude you think that children can’t watch children’s movies

thorbot,

This post is assuming I know what the fuck that is or what one is. I choose Petoria

thorbot,

I love the cadence of this

thorbot,

Be me

Be me

Be me

thorbot,

This is an amazing edit

thorbot, (edited )

I was in 5th grade, and I had filled a notebook with questions about the bible and how passages in it contradicted modern science, as well as a bunch of passages from the bible that directly contradicted eachother. My parents took me to a bunch of different christian “scholars” and pastors and none could answer a single question in my notebook, other than “have faith.” It was then that I realized there was probably no god and the bible was a bunch of bullshit. And maybe there is a god, I am not against the idea, but I have still not to this day ever seen or heard empirical evidence that would lead me to believe there is one. Telling your kids they will burn in hell for eternity if they don’t believe in a mystical being is pretty fucked up. I had serious nightmares growing up about what would happen to me in hell. Talk about brainwashing.

What are some productive things to do when you wake up in the middle of the night and can't get back to sleep for a few hours?

I’m looking for suggestions that zombie-me could follow through with. The problem is I can barely bring myself to get out of bed, let alone do a useful task. It just wastes typically 2–5 hours of my life as I wait for tiredness to finally (re)take hold.

thorbot,

Brain-dead response. That isn’t even procrastinating. What are we procrastinating here, chastity? Release is good for you.

thorbot,

This is the shitpostiest shitpost to ever have been shitposted. Bravo

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