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thorbot,

I will never not laugh at this fucking statue, its just too funny. Ultimate Fuck-My-Shit-Up vibes

thorbot,

Bro time travelled from 1992 to make this comment

thorbot,

Guess I’m the only one in the thread that hates cash. It’s filthy and messy. Much better to just beep my watch and move along

thorbot,

This is just pure bullshit scare tactics. In order to successfully make a transaction, I have to have my watch facing me, double click the button, and then hold it near the terminal for a few seconds. There is no way someone could just swoop in and do a transaction without my knowledge. It’s bullshit fearmongering like this that makes people scared of new features like NameDrop. Quit it.

thorbot,

Apple is smart enough to design the feature in a way where the user has to know and approve the transaction. Dangblingus is a fucking idiot

thorbot,

I really just don’t care. The ATM you got the cash from gets a cut of the fees. It’s all corporate bullshit anyway

thorbot,

A 12 year old

thorbot,

glad we can agree!

thorbot,

BWONG BWONG BWONG rrrrrrrrrrrrr EEEEEEEEEEEEE kCHHHHHHHHHH eReReReReR

thorbot,

this is my porn origin story, found a crusty old magazine in a sandrock lean-to that was clearly a person’s hidey hole. we buried it in shame after it seared into our memories

thorbot,

the drawing is pretty shitpost level, its just the same 4 frames copy pasted

thorbot,

Here’s my OnlyFingers, subscriptions are a whole digit cheaper this week

thorbot, (edited )

This meme is pretty belittling to the wife in this scenario and it’s kind of fucked.

Rule #1 of being in a relationship is learning to listen and empathize with your partner. Just sit, and listen quietly, and tell them “that really sucks, I am so sorry, I’m here for you” It’s really that simple. Most of us are techy and leap to a solution because that’s how our brains are wired but they just want someone to listen. Just listen

thorbot, (edited )

Democracy’s dead, wait, tryna get this all straight

But I can’t figure out how Cheeto man still ain’t jail bait

thorbot,

Meme format is wrong. I do not accept this meme.

thorbot,

I wait for my car to idle for a few seconds because the dealer told me to. The “cold engine” light turns off and then I’m good to go.

thorbot,

Imagine typing out this whole bitchy paragraph instead of just downvoting and moving on

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