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dystop, in People who work in food service or customer service: What’s the dumbest thing a customer ever insisted was “the law” or “illegal”?
@dystop@lemmy.world avatar

some people think that “the customer is always right” isn’t the slogan of a long-dead department store, but rather it’s an actual call the cops law

wat

morganth,

That was my reaction too. I haven’t seen it myself but I heard it from a friend who works in food service.

dystop, in Rule
@dystop@lemmy.world avatar

Rule 34

CyberBoy,
@CyberBoy@sh.itjust.works avatar

Not that rule

Thteven,
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

The rule is post something before you leave, not “don’t post rule 34” before you leave.

Ooops, in What exercises can I do to strengthen my willpower?
@Ooops@feddit.de avatar

Close this tab right now and promise yourself never come back to see if someone gave you an easy answer…

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

That would require some one time mental strength but would also make this post a bit pointless…(?)

DJDarren,

Trouble is, many of the techniques here are easy. But if you have ADHD, sticking to them is damn near impossible.

ice, in Rule

its a running joke in 196 communities that the only rule is to post before you leave. people are just letting everyone know they’re following that rule

aaron_griffin,
@aaron_griffin@lemmy.world avatar

196 communities?

HUMAN_TRASH,

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=r%2F196

I only knew because someone else explained it a few days ago

calabast,

I thought I also saw, at some point, a post saying the only rule was your post had to have “rule” somewhere in the title. (Probably in response to people making their required one post and already putting rule in the title). And after that I feel like I saw a lot more posts with rule in the title.

normalmighty,

I’m pretty certain it’s not a rule there, everyone just kind of assumes it’s what you’re meant to do when they post, because they see every other post.

Kind of a self enforcing unofficial rule, I guess?

exoplanetary,
@exoplanetary@lemmy.world avatar

Yep. 196 communities are getting pretty highly upvoted too which is why you’re seeing them so much when browsing all.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works avatar

I mean they’re also one of the main meme communities atm. Most of the other ones don’t have near as much traffic

bobs_monkey,

I mean, there’s !memes

Xylight,
@Xylight@lemmy.xylight.dev avatar

That’s basically r/memes on Reddit. no humor, just people saying their thoughts in a crappy meme format.

Ilikecheese,

But aren’t jokes supposed to be like, funny or something?

MiddleKnight,

According to an unsourced claim on Wikipedia, “repetition is the essential comedic device”

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comedic_device

_Lory98_,

Repetition legitimizes

tryagain,

Repetition legitimizes

ice,

this is beyond my expertise

hazardous_area,

Don’t think it’s a joke. It’s just a thing that is done

Naia,

I blocked that community because it was literally flooding my front page

eating3645,

I almost did but every now and then they have something good, so I kept it… For now

Granixo, in Posting: Hit and runs
@Granixo@feddit.cl avatar

My favorite Simpsons game 🎮

Nemo, in Posting: Hit and runs

I feel the opposite. If someone goes on an “Ask” community and is responding to most answers, it feels like they’re trying to push an agenda. The polite thing, in my mind, is upvote the answers you get and only respond to ask clarifying questions or maaaaybe say thanks if anything is particularly insightful or helpful.

nekat_emanresu,

While of course i have a reason for posting this thread just like everyone else’s always does. It’d be really weird not having an abnormally high reply rate giving the spirit of my post lol. I could have gone the other way and intentionally replied to zero people as a joke.

Under normal conditions i would do like you say, just not for this post for obvious reasons.

edit: also, some people are just more invested or friendly, they might want some conversation. I do realise you are taking a stab at me, but its ok to chat a bit.

Nemo,

Not trying to take a stab; trying to share a different perspective.

Granixo, in What exercises can I do to strengthen my willpower?
@Granixo@feddit.cl avatar

Watch all of the Rocky movies 🥊

pavnilschanda, in What exercises can I do to strengthen my willpower?
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FortuitousMess, in What exercises can I do to strengthen my willpower?

For me, it’s 100% about positive self talk and mini goals. Instead of trying to motivate myself to run 5 miles, it’s one 100ft section at a time. Fix a goal I can see, then run there and give myself a mental high five for getting there. Then do it again one more time. And then one more time and on and on til I get to the end.

jandar_fett,

This is covered in a lot or depression literature, where you need to literally rewire your brain to defeat the attempt to reach homeostasis, which has become a depressed state. Little positive actions and thoughts that eventually rewire the neural pathways and create new ones little by little. If you want to learn more about that, the technical side made very understandable by a psychologist and neuroscientist who specializes in depression and anxiety, you should check out “The Upward Spiral”. It’s really good and i highly recommend it. It has helped me start the healing and coping process.

Candelestine, in What exercises can I do to strengthen my willpower?

This is going to be funny, but … edging yourself during masturbation.

SubArcticTundra, (edited )
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Heh I guess I can see how that helps. Because I was thinking something along the lines of forcing myself to close a YT video half way through, which is essentially the same effect. (Not that YT videos make me orgasm or anything lol)

bilb,
@bilb@lem.monster avatar

Man, I haven’t seen any articles about how gooning can improve your willpower but I think i⁰ts only a matter of time.

DeadGemini, in What exercises can I do to strengthen my willpower?
@DeadGemini@waveform.social avatar

When you notice yourself not wanting to do something you know you should do, do it anyways. For me, it started with taking the stairs instead of the elevator at work. Snowball it from there. That’s really the only way, there aren’t shortcuts.

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Ahh I can imagine this helping. Can you remember any other examples?I think I’ve done stuff like this before with forcing myself to eat broccoli which I didn’t like but knew was good fkr me…

DeadGemini, (edited )
@DeadGemini@waveform.social avatar

Sure! I used to hate doing the dishes and would let them pile up until I had no clean ones left, so then if I looked at the sink and saw that there were dishes I didn’t want to do, I’d do them anyways. When I wanted to stop, I’d just keep going until they were done. Even if my back started hurting and my hands were soggy, even when I was so bored I wanted to tear my eyes out, I’d just keep going until they were done.

Making your bed is something you can do every day to build willpower. You don’t HAVE to do it, and usually probably don’t want to, but it only takes like 5 minutes and makes your living space look nice, which makes it a good exercise.

Idk how old you are, but I’m old enough to no longer live with my parents. They’re like almost an hour away. When they call to invite me over, my knee-jerk reaction is to stay home, but I know they’re not gonna be around forever and I should see them every now and again, so I’ll force myself to go visit.

Going to the gym, or going on runs also helps. Working out is hard, and staying consistent is even harder. Lifting weights/getting exercise is just as much a mental battle as it is a physical one. 4-5 days per week, 5 exercises per session, 3 sets of 10 reps. It’ll take about an hour to complete. There are more efficient ways to work out, but that would be a good starting point. Alternatively, run/jog for 30 min, or go on an hour long walk 5 days per week.

Arcane_Trixster,

In my head i call it the “Rule of least want to do”. If i have 2-3 tasks that need doing (ususlly work related), i think of which thing i least want to do. That’s the thing i get done, then move down the line.

MrShiftyCloak,

Yeah that’s basically the concept/book Eat that Frog. Basically if you Eat a Frog or do you least liked task first thing in the morning it makes everything else easier and not so bad.

Kolanaki, in People who work in food service or customer service: What’s the dumbest thing a customer ever insisted was “the law” or “illegal”?
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Does working as a security guard and having the company that contracted your company trying to get you to basically be their own personal police force count? I worked for a security company hired by Longs and the loss prevention manager of the Longs kept trying to get us to do things that, in California anyway, are illegal as a security guard. Such as digging through someone’s personal belongings. We can ask to look inside, but not touch, and we really can’t force them to comply. We could not arrest people. We couldn’t have weapons (not even allowed to carry a pocket knife while on duty with our guard cards). Little Napoleonic complex motherfucker didn’t care. He would insist that it was legal and we would just tell him to talk to our boss because he isn’t our supervisor, manager or even part of our company.

rug_burn,

I used to work retail loss prevention and had several of the exact opposite- we’d get contract security to supplement our staff as a visual deterrent and they would then think they were given carte blanche to hassle whoever the fuck they wanted. It really didn’t take long to realize that as long as I treated shoplifters with respect, more often than not they would come with, take care of the paperwork, get their ticket from the real cops and then be on their way unless the jurisdiction required they get booked. But there would always be that one fuckhead trying to steal thousands of dollars worth of shit and then act like we had no right to stop or detain them . I know it varies by where you live, but we were fully allowed to make citizens arrests and would do so daily. In 21 years I got subpoenaed four times and testified once. Never lost one case.

Candelestine, in Posting: Hit and runs

Has never bothered me and I do it myself sometimes. I don’t make generic “thank you” type comments usually, I just upvote people instead. So I won’t reply unless I actually have something worth saying. Usually I will have something to say, but not always.

Also depends how many replies. If I ask a question and one person provides the answer, I’ll say something. If I start a thread and it takes off though, I’ll just observe. And I think most people are that way, just because a popular thread can be a little overwhelming.

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nekat_emanresu,

Interesting to hear your side of it. I’ve just responded to a few posts in a row that responded zero times, but ran off to post elsewhere. People worked hard in them so its worth an opinion or two.

I know it can be a bit awkward too, to respond after so much is said from so many people.

Candelestine,

I can get a little miffed if I don’t get even 1 upvote, but so long as I get that I’m alright. Even if I had to write a lot.

nekat_emanresu,

Getting zero upvotes after writing a ton of text is a bit… not fun.

I got invested in a thread from a guy being eaten alive by mosquitoes and posted a joke, but then realised i didn’t read it well and he seemed serious, so i replied properly. He ended up with a ton of replies and didn’t say a word lol. Not saying there can’t be valid reasons like going to bed or ducking out to the shops in a fit of rage to get equipment for the mosquitocaplyse. Seeing it happen more than in one post is the part that’s really getting me curious now.

kersploosh, (edited ) in What should I look for when I’m choosing an instance?
@kersploosh@sh.itjust.works avatar

Look at posts and comments from the instance admin. Does this person seem to know anything about running a server or managing software? Do you like the admin’s tone and attitude? Does it seem like the instance will be around for the long-term, or is it someone’s hobby that they may abandon on a whim?

Look at the instance’s ban list. Do you agree with the choices? Maybe you want your All feed to include exploding-heads and lemmygrad, or maybe you don’t.

Does the instance seem to have a community theme that you want to be associated with? Some emphasize LGBTQ+ communities, or NSFW content, or particular political views.

lemmychatwitpeeps,

How annoying. I thought the point of being federated was that i had 1 account for everywhere. Now the douchebag running my instance is going to ban certain communities (defederate) on my behalf? The fuck. Do i need an account on every server if i want to see everything? It’s removed. Give me a ban button and open everything up.

kersploosh,
@kersploosh@sh.itjust.works avatar

IMO the point of a distributed network isn’t convenience or unbridled free speech, but freedom of choice. Not only are there hundreds of instances to choose from, but anyone can run their own instance however they like, including you. If you host your own then you alone hold the ban button.

SHamblingSHapes, in Posting: Hit and runs

Sometimes the top level comments are boring takes not worth replying to. Like this comment. Whatcha going to do? Argue that no, there’s always some comment worth replying to? Agree with me? Boring.

nekat_emanresu,

I’m gonna reply, that’s what I’m gonna do. What are you gonna do about it? I’ve added almost nothing to respond to.

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