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MassKirbycide, in You now have a 1 billion $ bounty on your head and every armed man on Earth is on to you. What do you do to survive as long as possible?

Head for The Continental Hotel and hope the rules hold up.

monerobull, in You now have a 1 billion $ bounty on your head and every armed man on Earth is on to you. What do you do to survive as long as possible?

Perhaps some billionaire would adopt you and make a game out of defending you :P

Tabboo, in You now have a 1 billion $ bounty on your head and every armed man on Earth is on to you. What do you do to survive as long as possible?
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Eat beans and carry a cigarette lighter.

Bjoern_Tantau, in You now have a 1 billion $ bounty on your head and every armed man on Earth is on to you. What do you do to survive as long as possible?

I'd let my kids collect the bounty.

barrage4u,

I like this

SelfHigh5, in What's a true fact that is so misleading it's borderline misinformation?

The large percent of traffic accidents that take place within 5 miles of home. Most people only cover a fairly small radius on a day to day basis so it makes sense if there is an accident, it’s close to home and not 80 miles away… just on average of how far how often you drive. Makes it seem like neighbourhoods are more dangerous than highways or something.

6mementomori,

that is actually an interesting way to think about it

Kolanaki, in What's a true fact that is so misleading it's borderline misinformation?
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One of my favorite Brian Regan bits kinda fits, maybe?

“In 1939, Germany invaded Poland. One thing led to another and the United States of America dropped two atomic bombs on the sovereign nation of Japan.”

people_are_cute, in How can people prevent the Dead Internet Theory from becoming our reality?
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Ironically, platforms like Twitter & Reddit are doing this already to some extent by paywalling APIs

barrage4u, in You now have a 1 billion $ bounty on your head and every armed man on Earth is on to you. What do you do to survive as long as possible?

In a way this is how billionares live

unknowing8343, (edited ) in How can people prevent the Dead Internet Theory from becoming our reality?

I have to say that I feel that currently the most consumed contents in the Internet are mostly human-written; and my proof is actually that it is now when the tendency is clearly changing. I have stumbled upon a few AI-generated articles already in the past few months, without looking for them specifically. You could tell because it sometimes focuses on weird details, or even I have seen l some kind of

as an AI, I do not have an opinion on the subject […]

which is so funny when you see it.

So, yeah, it is definitely starting to happen, and in the next few years I wouldn’t be surprised if 30 to 50 % of articles are just AI blorbs built for clicks.

How to avoid this? We can’t. The only way would be to shut down the Internet, forbid computers and go back to a simpler life. And that, for many reasons will not happen unless some world-class destruction event happens.

InternetPirate, (edited )
lemmyvore,

We actually can prevent it. We will go back to human-curated websites, and the links to those websites will also be maintained by humans.

This is how the early web used to work in the 90s and early 00s. We will see a resurgence of things like portals, directories (like the Mozilla Directory project — DMOZ), webrings, and last but not least actual journalism.

Unless Google manages to find a way to tell AI content from human they will become irrelevant overnight because Search is 90% of their revenue. This will kill other search engines too, but will also remove Google strangle-hold on browsers.

This also means we’ll finally get to use interesting technologies that Google currently suppresses by refusing to implement them, like micro-payments. MP are an alternative to ads that was proposed a long time ago but never allowed browser support.

MP are a way to pay very small sums (a cent or a fraction of a cent) when you visit a webpage, and to make it as painless as possible for both the visitor and the website. It adds up to the same earnings for websites but introduces human oversight (you decide if the page you want to visit is worth that fraction of a cent) and most importantly gets rid of the ad plague.

unknowing8343,

I find this very much like a dream that will… stay a dream. Who defines human-curated websites or true journalism if I don’t even really know you are an AI bot?

Also, who says people will not like AI content? Because the world will still be full of the same people who buy Apple products and piss on “green bubble” people.

sausagemeatus, in You now have a 1 billion $ bounty on your head and every armed man on Earth is on to you. What do you do to survive as long as possible?

I’d join the hunt

GalacticBagelHole,

Tonight, Gherman sausagemeatus joins the hunt.

SomeBoyo, in You now have a 1 billion $ bounty on your head and every armed man on Earth is on to you. What do you do to survive as long as possible?
ragica, in How can people prevent the Dead Internet Theory from becoming our reality?
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Probably the easiest way to avoid it is to simply rename it to something less scary sounding. Maybe something like Alive Enhanced Rich Content Internet Theory for Human People! See, not a problem now.

Also maybe we should reread Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut. It has a storyline about a guy who finds out he is the only actual real person on earth. Everyone else are robots. And he wants to know why.

eskimofry, in You now have a 1 billion $ bounty on your head and every armed man on Earth is on to you. What do you do to survive as long as possible?

Fake my death, Collect the paycheck, Settle in Hawaii or something.

KoboldCoterie, in You now have a 1 billion $ bounty on your head and every armed man on Earth is on to you. What do you do to survive as long as possible?
@KoboldCoterie@pawb.social avatar

I’d give my kid a gun and tell him to collect and feel no regret about it. Fuck it, I’m dead anyway, might as well leave a legacy.

hardware26,

Lifelong mental trauma as legacy

KoboldCoterie,
@KoboldCoterie@pawb.social avatar

At least he’d be able to afford really good therapists.

President_Pyrus, in What's a true fact that is so misleading it's borderline misinformation?
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Each year, Dihydrogen Monoxide is a known causative component in many thousands of deaths and is a major contributor to millions upon millions of dollars in damage to property and the environment. Some of the known perils of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:

Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities.

Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.

Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects.

DHMO is a major component of acid rain.

Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns.

Contributes to soil erosion.

Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.

Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits.

Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.

Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.

Given to vicious dogs involved in recent deadly attacks.

Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and elsewhere, and in hurricanes including deadly storms in Florida, New Orleans and other areas of the southeastern U.S.

Thermal variations in DHMO are a suspected contributor to the El Nino weather effect.

www.dhmo.org/facts.html#DANGERS

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