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Xylinna, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
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I wonder if doing a colon cleanse beforehand help? Similar to what people do before a colonoscopy.

Also, it is an odd request but I’m now fully vested in your post to see what others suggest.

Caboose,

My thoughts as well.

238 g of Miralax mixed into 2 L of flavored sports drink. Drink all of it over the course of 24 hours at least 24 hours before the event.

Then immodium 2 mg twice daily to maintain a poop free existence.

Warning: this WILL work but also runs the risk of damaging your GI tract of maintained for too long.

zelifcam,
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There you go. Give the kid who doesn’t understand the basics of the human body advice on how to colon cleanse a day before the trip. I’m sure it will turn out just fine.

Jakylla, in What's the mob policy on Emojis here on the fediverse?
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Please put emojis or pictures in your posts & comments ! (But please also avoid 4k sized pictues, most of lemmy instances have bad CSS (displaying nicely things) for the moment)

Troll, in How do pre-reddit influx lemmy members feel?
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I’ve been here since the beginning of 2020, a few weeks ago I was regretting that this project wasn’t very popular so now I’m delighted to see this craze for Lemmy/Kbin and federated tools in general. I hope it will continue, welcome to all ^_^/ Power to the people.

Sooperstition, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

Everything about this is fantastic. This level of shitposting is exactly what the fediverse needs

ethane,

This level of shitposting? So... no-shit posting?

effingjoe, in Deleted
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Here is the general guideline for when you need to use a sarcasm tag:

If your comment could be plausibly stated as genuine instead of sarcastic by someone reading your comment, then your comment needs to be denoted as sarcastic.

This is to say, if you're in a group chat with your friends and all of them are like-minded, then typing something sarcastic probably doesn't need a sarcasm tag, since no one in the group chat would plausibly type that comment as genuine. However, if you're in a more-or-less public forum and you type something sarcastically, it becomes far more likely that your comment could be typed out as a genuine stance instead of a sarcastic one, and therefore it is wise to make it clear that you are not one of those people.

It is possible, even in 2023, to craft a comment that is so obviously sarcastic that it does not need a sarcasm tag even when posted in public, but this is pretty rare-- most people are typing stuff that could easily be typed genuinely.

bionicjoey, in Deleted

Yeah. I'm autistic and so sarcasm can be hard for me to read/express in person, let alone in text form.

infamousbelgian, in What's the mob policy on Emojis here on the fediverse?

I, for one, welcome the ascii overlord. (͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °)

SeatBeeSate,

Lenny on lemmy

Jakylla, in What would be the best way to protect a room from unwated visitors in a low-tech fantasy world?
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Magic force field ? Or some gaz or magic that disable, give pain or kill when aproaching or entering it, without anybody knowing particularly that "a gaz" is the problem; just that whoever enters get sicks as hell and cannot move anymore

(If want to have a reason why nobody never entered, but your players needs to be able to enter)

bernieecclestoned, in What's the mob policy on Emojis here on the fediverse?

🚀🤌💪👍

Mediocre_Bard, in What do you feel like life will be like on earth in 100 years?

I think that it will be more or less the same, but with more extreme weather and increased military conflict over resources. People will have their devices, corporations will have people working, bad governments will continue to strip wealth away from their citizens. Somehow, I think Norway will be fine, though I am not sure why.

thebestaquaman,

Fish and Potatoes my brother, fish and potatoes...

NettoHikari, in What is your opinion about Lemmy not having karma but Kbin having reputation points?
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I never cared about karma points at all. I just said what I was thinking. Only annoying thing on Reddit was when you didn't have any karma at all.

People begin downvoting your post now, because you don't care. lol

Duchess, in Why don't we use PeerTube to host the videos for Lemmy/kbin?
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i'd love that personally, i would like to be able to move my entire internet presence to more federated options and youtube is the biggest obstacle for me. i've been using it very regularly since 2007 so it would be difficult but i'd be willing to give it a go

NettoHikari, in What's the mob policy on Emojis here on the fediverse?
@NettoHikari@social.fossware.space avatar

Never understood why Redditors "hate" emojis. Pretty stupid, if you ask me. So emoji away.

🥒

UsernameLost, (edited )

Holdover from the older internet. People used to spam the fuck out of them, and it got real old. Combine that with the hive mind, and you get a rabid hatred of emojis

NettoHikari,
@NettoHikari@social.fossware.space avatar

Makes sense.

SSUPII, in What's the mob policy on Emojis here on the fediverse?

Nobody cares about if you use emojis or not here 😄

potterman28wxcv, in What is your opinion about Lemmy not having karma but Kbin having reputation points?

I think having no reputation point is a good thing, it gives no incentive to post low-effort content just to get reputation points.

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