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skogens_ro, 2 years ago in Deleted

/s is like explaining a joke you just made right away.

LostCause, 2 years ago (edited 2 years ago) in Deleted

I think a better way to convey the intended sarcasm is to make it hyperbole or exaggerated. I saw your comment and one would have to be pretty dense to not see the sarcasm, so you did that well.

Flaky_Fish69, 2 years ago

this works until you come across people that actually think that hyperbole is normal. Every time you think "oh, they can't be that idiotic...." that's when the knuckledraggers take as a challenge.

Pellotto, 2 years ago in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

I was here for it.

Gradually_Adjusting, 2 years ago in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

I hope nobody ever finds out

MicrosoftSam, 2 years ago in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

Okay but why?

breadsmasher, 2 years ago

Stuck in a submarine without a proper toilet

D3F4U1T_ARS, 2 years ago

LMFAO XD

lewosadebu, 2 years ago in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

Not sure if this is a troll post...

But in case not, in my experience black chocolate and banana helps in these kind of situations...

And don't drink apple or grape juice, or the opposite will happen 🙃

indomara, 2 years ago

This whole thread is hilarious, especially because I regularly go 5-7 days. Longer if I am traveling. I even take fiber!

I recently had to do the bowel screen and because I go so long between samples I had to get special forms and submit each sample individually, lol.

lewosadebu, 2 years ago

Hey anything from once a week to three days a day is "normal" 😉

Gwyntale, 2 years ago

Have you ever considered how much of your body weight at any given time is poop?

indomara, 2 years ago

No, but I did once read that the length of human intestines can vary anywhere from 3-7 meters, so it stands to reason that some people are just slower to process things.

eyy, 2 years ago

This whole thread is hilarious, especially because I regularly go 5-7 days. Longer if I am traveling. I even take fiber!

That sounds unlikely, you must be full of shit.

If it's true, well... you must be full of shit.

baseless_discourse, 2 years ago

It depends on the diet, I grow up with a diet that is high on oil, chilli, and veggie, I had no problem pooping everyday.

Then I went to college, the only veggies I can find are overcooked broccoli or cold iceberg lettuce. I can easily go a week without pooping, since my digestive system is just not used to these kind of diet.

Obviously it is extremely uncomfortable to go weeks without pooping. I would prefer to poop like normal, but I cannot find the diet I am used to in college.

oxideSeven, 2 years ago

Eat a full MRE the day before. Good luck ever pooping again.

Xathonn, 2 years ago in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

I was here

underisk, 2 years ago in Why do I not find any video/gif content here?

For video, I think the best you’re likely to get is embedded players from popular video hosts. The costs and challenges of hosting video content are just not worth it for the people hosting the instances.

GIF as a format is garbage. Terrible compression, poor quality, and weird quirks. They’re so bad that most platforms that host GIFs are just transparently converting them to MP4 videos because they actually take up fewer resources. If they get added the only way I see it happening is as extremely short form video with strict file size limits.

If I’m being honest though I don’t miss ithem at all.

gsa32, 2 years ago in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

I was here

Gradually_Adjusting, 2 years ago

We've all had our in-jokes, but holding-it-in-jokes? That's deucedly clever.

eyy, 2 years ago

You have some real talent there, don't let it go to waste.

_haha_oh_wow_, 2 years ago

Not to worry, they already started a movement.

kate, 2 years ago in How did Ikea's Blajah became the symbol of the trans community ?

In addition the colours matching the trans pride flag, I’ve heard people suggest that it’s because trans people (like sharks) are significantly less dangerous than the media portrays

LadyAutumn, 2 years ago in How did Ikea's Blajah became the symbol of the trans community ?

Just sorta happened. It's cute. Sharks are cool.

Pili, 2 years ago in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

I'm so happy I can be a part of this historical moment.

AgentOrangesicle, 2 years ago in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

It's okay.

I'll poop for your share too, friend.

nihilomaster, 2 years ago in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

Just don’t eat anything. For three days you should be fine. If your stomach hurts just drink water.

finthechat, 2 years ago in Deleted

Hell no, let's please leave that shit on Reddit.