sofa-sogood,
@sofa-sogood@kbin.social avatar

My farts can clear a room in record time.

DivergentHarmonics,

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DivergentHarmonics,

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TheLonelyDude2049,

Maybe self-learning. I always learn new stuff using the Internet by myself without asking anyone.

CmdrShepard,

Why is it that every comment has an eerily relevant username?

lonke,

I wonder if it has anything to do with the person writing the comment being able to choose their username 🤔

cwagner,

I’m pretty good at translating between MBA and software developer, so they understand each other, despite being a software developer myself ;)

NeoLikesLemmy,

I am able to think straight.

(most of the times, at least)

moobythegoldensock,

I can tell whether a food has milk in it simply by eating it and waiting a few minutes.

It’s kind of a shitty superpower, to be honest.

NeoLikesLemmy,

LMAO

TheRealKuni,

This is similar to mine. I can detect the presence of nickel in an alloy at a certain concentration by how much it makes my skin tingle. Prolonged contact will result in a rash.

trouser_mouse,
@trouser_mouse@lemmy.world avatar

I can pet my cat

MrSpaceMan1,

Hardly a super power, but I can rather accurately when meat is done by judging firmness of it. It’s what you get when you cook it frequently

Nemo,

Apparently, lucid dreaming. Been doing it my whole life, requires no effort to initiate.

Hypnosis4162,

Do you find your quality of sleep low?

Nemo,

How would I compare? But no, I do fine.

HobbitFoot,

I lucid dream and I find that when I lucid dream, that’s when I’m getting the best sleep I can get.

Maldreamer,

Man it takes me maintaining a dream journal, some MILD affirmations now and then and about 15 Reality check per day to even get atleast one lucid dream in a week and when i get busy and couldnt keep up with my dream journal and reality check, i would need to start from scratch to get to that previous level and that could mean month gap between lucid dreams.

raubarno,

Analytical skills and working memory (RAM)

fratermus,
@fratermus@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Superpower: catching dropped objects in mid-air, including objects dropped by other people standing near me.

Unfortunately it’s a function of hypervigilance, which is quite hard on my nerves.

RustedSwitch,
@RustedSwitch@lemmy.world avatar

You are the 3rd person in this post to give this answer - I was going to add this myself, but clearly this is just a regular power.

I don’t feel special anymore!

Taako_Tuesday,

I’m very good at finding four-leaf clovers. Its a skill i developed in little league baseball when the coach would always put me in right field, which the kids never hit to because it was little league. So i just stared at the ground and looked for 4-leaf clovers. I kept finding them all throughout my childhood, and my parents alwats told me i’d diluted the luck from one of those things so much that they each only gave me enough luck to find the next 4-leaf clover.

Thedragslay,

Not really a super power, but I’m deaf since birth, hearing aids since 3 months old, and I can read lips from ten feet away, which means that I can follow a conversation perfectly fine bc I can read lips, while everyone else has to have someone shouting in their ear from a foot away in noisy environments.

XmarkiertdenSpot,
@XmarkiertdenSpot@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Okay, story time? Have you ever read lips to a conversation and learned some juicy gossip?!

Thedragslay,

Haha, if I have, it never made it into my memory. But I did have an FM system for school as a kid. Sort of like a microphone the teacher wore around their neck that streamed the audio directly to my hearing aids. The signals could go far. If the teacher forgot to mute it or turn it off, I’d hear the sounds of them going to the bathroom down the hallway. Which was super irritating when I was trying to focus on my notes.

SanndyTheManndy,

I can hear the most minute of sounds. Even my kitten walking around downstairs (on a marble floor).

On the other hand, I hear way too much noise and have great trouble understanding speech because of it.

Just last week, it allowed me to hear the spinning of wheels stuck in mud a couple of klicks from my house, while I was eating dinner. Apparently someone got stuck in one of the muddy holes caused by the rains, in the middle of nowhere. Dropped him off at his place, and got the car freed the next day.

apolinariomabussy,
@apolinariomabussy@lemmy.calvss.com avatar

I kind of have the same thing! We have hearing tests at my place of work and the tests show I have above-average hearing, and it does translate outside the tests as well. It’s really nice to be able to hear the intricacies of music for instance.

Unfortunately, it doesn’t translate to speech, and I often struggle to comprehend what people are saying, and it gets even worse when it’s in something that’s not my native language… It’s like I can hear the sounds people are making, inflection and all, but I can’t quite form what the entire thought is.

SanndyTheManndy,

Exactly! Unless I know what language they are speaking in advance, it takes a few seconds of listening for the words to appear out of the noise. Honestly, pretty damn annoying when you’re on a call. I have to record all of them to be safe.

o0joshua0o,

I have cat-like night vision, and can see just fine in lighting that most people would call “pitch black”.

DarkSpectrum,

I can go anywhere there is alcohol present and not drink it.

HobbitFoot,

Teach us your ways.

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