vaseline,

Masturbate

hamsteronvase,

Try Astroglide

vanderbilt,
@vanderbilt@kbin.social avatar

Does that not hurt? Vaseline seems like it would be way too gummy and thick?

vaseline,

Feels better than bare skin

KalabiYau,
@KalabiYau@lemmy.world avatar

ow?

H3wastooshort,
  1. Heat vaseline in a small container or on a spoon
  2. Suck up into syringe
  3. Inject liberally into veins switches, connectors, and other electronic moving parts that I’d like to be waterproof. (0. Cover PCB in nail polish or specially-made products)
AphoticDev,
@AphoticDev@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

If those parts happen to be plastic, don’t do this. It will slowly dissolve some types of plastic.

spaxxor,

I used to use it with my hobo chiller of doom when extreme overclocking. I only use it to insulate the socket now, the board is covered in liquid electrical tape.

The hobo chiller of doom got upgraded to a water block glued to a peltier, and it’s still hobo as crap.

H3wastooshort,

pictures, please

spaxxor,

Sadly the hobo chiller of doom and the rest of my oc gear are in storage, otherwise I would.

spread,

Mixing Vaseline with cotton and rolling it into small balls makes for surprisingly effective firestarter. Catches fire from almost everything (even flint and steel) and the burns with strong flame for like 2 minutes.

MedicPigBabySaver,

Dryer lint is great for that combo.

thegreatgarbo,

We put a cotton ball in the dogs’ ears when giving them a bath to prevent water going in their ears, and we apply Vaseline to the exposed part of the cotton ball - makes the cotton ball waterproof. I thought you were describing that when I started reading your comment.

jws_shadotak,

I used these a bunch in some jungle training. Any petroleum based jellies worked great, so we used bacitracin packets as our additive.

Fun fact: dead bamboo will always be dry in the middle between two joints. You can split it up into a couple thin pieces and it makes great kindling.

Live bamboo will create a small pressure bomb.

iesou,

Another fun fact for if you’re in a deciduous forest, beach tree bark will always light, even when wet. It contains a flammable oil.

Pyr_Pressure,

That seems counter productive to tree survival

iesou,

You don’t have to peel bark from a live tree… There are usually plenty lying around in a forest like that. So no it’s not really.

BloodSlut,
  • Nipple fissures
  • Dry nipples
  • Runner’s rash

I’m beginning to think I have fragile nipples…

Shard,

Drax?

BloodSlut,

My nipples too, are extraordinarily humble

Doxin,
@Doxin@yiffit.net avatar

It’s great for keeping rust off tools. Just the slightest whiff of vaseline will keep rust away for years. I tend to use a spray can of vaseline for that though, not a tub.

iDunnoBro,

Oh… You know. Hehehe

argh_another_username,

Yes, but IMO it’s not the best sensation. Water based (like KY) is much better.

iDunnoBro,

If I’m feelin’ fancy, I’ll break out the WD-40 Specialist Silicone

relative_iterator,
@relative_iterator@sh.itjust.works avatar

Water based dries pretty quickly

squilox,

Talking like a true iterator

vettnerk, (edited )

I use it as anti-seize for RF connectors. It allows cables to connect to antennas without getting stuck, even if left like that for years in maritime environments.

EDIT: Just make sure the vasseline is neutral and not (even slightly) acidic. Otherwise it’ll cause corrosion.

MrSlicer,

We used it to lubricate seals on a pool pump.

6daemonbag,

Wait does that improve the seal? I have that exact issue right now

MrSlicer,

I believe it was to prevent tears as the gasket was sandwiched between the 2 halves of the pump.

QuantumQuack,

I get super dry skin in winter, especially on my hands where my skin can even start to crack and bleed. Vaseline works wonders.

Stabbywithsocks1,

Same here, my foreskin also gets really dry during the winter months… ^_^

Cethin,

I have the same issue. Cocoa butter is my preference now, but Vaseline is quick and easy and available pretty much everywhere. Vaseline I feel helps protect my skin well, but cocoa butter actually absorbs into my skin better.

wholemilk,

I used some around my nose when I caught a nasty cold and I couldn’t stop blowing my nose. It helped with the pain.

ReiRose,

I use it on my baby’s chin to prevent dribble rash.

Selmafudd,

Wtf I’m 4 kids deep and (thankfully) never come across dripple rash

zakobjoa,
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

Wait until you hear about triple rash!

6daemonbag,

Lucky duck. Maybe your kids just didn’t drool that much lol.

Cosmocrat,

I use it to coat my car battery terminals.

Pepperette,

When I get a cut on my hands and they are very dry my skin heals over the wound, but the wound still stays there. Callouses just kind of grow over it and it gets painful and shitty. I put a glob of Vaseline on it and cover it with a bandaid or something and I a few days it’s back to normal.

DM_ME_SQUIRRELS,

Now I wonder if it would work on those tiny painful as fuck cuts that you get around your fingernails during winter when your skin is dry. I’ve been using those expensive Compeed bandaids which do provide instant relief but if it’s just about blocking the air then maybe Vaseline could be just as good.

Pepperette,

Absolutely it does. I work with chalk and know exactly what you’re talking about. The super treatment is to lube up and wear cotton gloves. Really works quick.

OwenEverbinde,
@OwenEverbinde@reddthat.com avatar

That’s a lot of the reason why Neosporin or any other antibiotic ointments help you heal faster. There’s petrolatum in all those products.

cpo,

For evaluation talks with my employees ofcourse…

vd1n,

C*m

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