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muse, (edited ) in What are Lemmy's unwritten rules?
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18: Don't feed the tankies
19: if you didn't like Star Trek before, go to Risa and count the lights till you do

Tattorack,
@Tattorack@lemmy.world avatar

… I count four.

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

There are 4 of those lights. Or is there 5…

wheeldawg,

Oh shit he’s starting to turn evil.

I suggest you count REALLY carefully here.

echodot,

Were going to find Geordie a girlfriend if it kills us.

rtxn, in What are Lemmy's unwritten rules?

If you are an arch user, like myself, you must announce it at every opportunity.

Also, mandatory GNOME hate.

KISSmyOS,

Gnome is the worst desktop environment, except for all those other DE’s that I’ve tried from time to time.

magic_lobster_party,

Mandatory Ubuntu hate as well.

I use Ubuntu btw.

cheese_greater, (edited )

I feel its almost like you all shoukld just stop presenting your OS bona fides unless its 1) solicited explicitly + 2) its explicitly relevant to the conversation even if 1) is not fulfilled

rtxn,

But how will people know I use arch btw?

cheese_greater,

I fucking love this, thank you comical stranger

PsychedSy,

I failed a gentoo stage 2 install 20 years ago.

KISSmyOS,

Gentoo has stages? What’s the end boss like?

rtxn,

The end boss is swallowing your pride and installing Debian.

PsychedSy,

Not sure. I didn’t make it far.

netchami, (edited )

Installing from a stage 1 tarball back in 2002

Dirk, in What are Lemmy's unwritten rules?
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  1. Don’t have an opinion too far away from the general public.
Inui, (edited )

I

cheese_greater,

Overton Window [same intonation as “Bruuuuuuh?”]

LemmyIsFantastic,

Lemmy != General public

Not by a long shot.

VoidHeathen,

Rule confirmed

Dirk,
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The general public on Lemmy.

Teon, in What are Lemmy's unwritten rules?
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No licking yourself in public.

cheese_greater,

Now now, thats sweeping?!

SnokenKeekaGuard, in What are Lemmy's unwritten rules?
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  1. We’re pirates
phorq,

Sharing is caring, and that includes data… unless it’s personal data.

netchami,

Exactly

HeartyBeast, (edited ) in What are Lemmy's unwritten rules?
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Always refer to the whole of threadiverse as ‘Lemmy”.

(Hello from kbin)🙂

To be fair, I think this is quite understandable

NotSpez,

Oops, my bad. Greetings, fellow fedinaut

cheese_greater,

Fed you! Aha

KISSmyOS, in What are Lemmy's unwritten rules?

Billionaires should be guillotined, then eaten.

haha, just kidding 😂

…unless? 😏

instamat,

I ain’t tryna eat that pasty flesh

cheese_greater,

Ya but they might have eaten children so it might be softer \s

Yarra,

It’s definitely softer form the piles of cash they sleep on… Or so I’ve heard

cheese_greater,

I think ModestProposal aready covers this

AceTKen,
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We were kidding at some point?

lvxferre, (edited ) in What are Lemmy's unwritten rules?
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  1. We don’t talk about Reddit here. Except when we do.
  2. [De]federation is srs bizniz.
  3. Seize the means of production computation.
  4. People from that instance over there are bad.
SnokenKeekaGuard,
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The fedidrama chef’s kiss

cheese_greater,

I adore #5. Same with Trump for me

burgersc12,

Ay yo FUCK that instance tho fr

cheese_greater, (edited )

I only hate Lemmy.ml or whatever its instance is cuz they banned me “for no reason”.

I think it was related to vaccuums, they wanted to clean up the place and thats hard to do when guys are jizzing in vaccuum s i guess…?

Edit: also, for all i know vacuums are manufactured in Malaysia (ML?) and the communist government “forced” their bloody hands on it. Still doesn’t make for a free and purely rational discussion forum.

KISSmyOS, (edited )

I was banned citing rule 1 (no bigotry, racism, etc) for posting a meme about how modern cars are too big, too expensive, and send all your data to China.
Apparently because my meme implied China Bad.

cheese_greater,

I mean, they def send all ur data to America lol.

Stamets,
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I left because the moderation and administration are inconsistent. The rules were left too vague and one of the admins keeps removing random stuff according to different rules or new definitions of the rules. They are left so insanely vague so they can basically do what they want. Kinda icky to me. If I’m doing something wrong I wanna stop it. I was abused as a kid by a mother who loved to make up new stuff and new rules and judge me by them. Blame me for not following them when they only existed in her head.

Said admin acts the same way and I have absolutely no interest in engaging with that. I barely escaped hell before. I’m not going back.

cheese_greater,

Reminds me of Tildes honestly. Had some great discussions but the condescending loser assholes and the ruthless moderation by @deimos was insanely non-evenhanded ultimately and lost them a contributor who actually brought thoughtful if idiosyncratic views on things that always created abundant engagement. Ah, its just as well. I need fewer distractions and at least with Lemmy, theres lots of space (instance-permitting) to be me. Same reason why I like Lobste.rs: smart folks but way to harsh+judgemental and inflexible, like a computer program lol

Stamets,
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Yeah I was considering Tildes and then I saw all the insane moderation. Left that shithole as fast as possible.

cheese_greater, (edited )

I think my mortal sin was making a joke about wine producers creating like a jelly or candy from leftover shit

I said:

WineGums

User banned

Also jail

cheese_greater,

srs [monkey]bizniz

cheese_greater,

Bad downvoter

tubbadu, in What are Lemmy's unwritten rules?

Beans

lvxferre,
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No poop challenge.

instamat,

I almost forgot about this

cheese_greater,

Please, wat IS this lol

TeaHands,
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The first truly viral Lemmy post, I believe. It was a thing to behold. Post over in !asklemmy from a guy asking how to not poop for three days but being extremely mysterious about the reasons why.

Did we ever find out why, in the end? Idk but I have chosen to enjoy the mystery.

I already lose track of whether this led directly to the bean craze or if the bean craze was unrelated, but they happened very close together!

Unfortunately seems like the original post has been deleted and now I am sad.

cheese_greater,

U have the link? I thought that was a Reddit thing?

TeaHands,
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Like I said the OP seems to have been deleted although turns out you can still see the comments at old.lemmy.world/post/440073 which should give you a general idea. Bear in mind most people had been on Lemmy for just a few days at this point.

cheese_greater,

O my god, amazing! I wish someone would create an APP that you add the lemmy url to and it finds a way to store the page data and export it for retention. I hate i can’t keep amazing posts

hoshikarakitaridia,

It is legend that will haunt us for the rest of our lives.

TeaHands,
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Deleting such a pivotal post should be a criminal offence.

cheese_greater, (edited )

Surprisingly, JAIL!

Edit: definitely on Lemmy.ML :/

kratoz29,
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Never forget.

lemann,

Florida man must have had a ton before encountering that racoon

thanks_shakey_snake, in What are Lemmy's unwritten rules?

Your YouTube link should have been a Piped link but it’s okay.

You’re free to enjoy the lemmit.online content, but don’t interact with it or you will appear confused.

Don’t stress about upvotes/downvotes-- They’re even more made up here than usual.

Never pass up an opportunity to bitch about ads, Chrome, Reddit, capitalism, Arch users, streaming services, or your favorite Lemmy client.

Do not attempt the Picard Maneuver unless you’re sure you know what you’re doing.

Tattorack,
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Which Picard maneuver, though?

The short jump one or the straightening uniform one?

AustralianSimon, in What are Lemmy's unwritten rules?
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Never mention you don’t use Linux or Firefox otherwise the neckbeards will come at you.

frankPodmore,
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Looking at the downvotes Yep, checks out.

cheese_greater,

“Fixed” it…i hope

phorq, (edited ) in What are Lemmy's unwritten rules?

42: Always know where your towel is.

43: Star Trek memes or you’re the next away mission’s red shirt.

Tattorack,
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I’m more of a TNG guy so I’ll be fine in a red shirt.

hitmyspot,

And not on a tip to Risa. Yno what I’m sayin.

DharmaCurious, in What are Lemmy's unwritten rules?
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All hail Stamets, Lord of the meme.

NotSpez,

Praise be upon him

Stamets,
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NotSpez,

Content is key. And you are a large-scale provider, so many thanks! I know you’re just a regular person (although there is a non-zero chance you’re actually Obama) but we just appreciate you

Stamets,
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I am so white I sunburn at night so I’m definitely not Obama.

Definitely just a dude you’ve never heard of with way too much time and mental health issues on his hands.

cheese_greater,

Yo momma so white she gets lost in a sugarcane maze

praise_idleness, in Non-religious Republicans of Lemmy, how do you reconcile your non-religious convictions with a party that bases a lot of its policies on religion?

Friendly reminder that the right wing party in my country is a bit far from being religious, mostly because more than 60% of the population (and honestly, more than 80% based on my speculation) is atheist. Anti-lgbtq being dominant here is definitely not because of religious reasons but the general conservative sentiments we had for so long. Abortion is frowned upon, but no one actually believes that it should be downright criminalized except for some religion nuts.

Protestantism is pretty much hated by general public since we had some issues with some religion nuts making people’s life miserable.

redballooon,

What country is that?

Chorche,

Probably the Netherlands, going by his numbers.

Devi,

Right wing in my country is also non religious, religion in politics is really frowned upon, to the point that one of our former PMs 'came out' as a Catholic after he left. Everyone is pretty pro LGB... less so on the T though, our conservatives are very anti-trans, our left party less so. I think our only anti abortionists are on the right? It's a rare viewpoint to say out loud though.

Asudox, (edited ) in Forgive me, but…
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I think this is so that decentralization can have any meaning. I am pretty sure that you can have a client that merges them together only for you though. Then both communities posts would appear in that one client-side merged community.

wowwoweowza,

Perfect solution really

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