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Naja_Kaouthia, in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?
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I used to work with this guy who swore the lyrics to Beast of Burden by The Rolling Stones were, “Don’t wanna be, your pizza’s burnin’”.

betterdeadthanreddit, (edited ) in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?

Golden Earring - Radar Love

We’ve got a thing that’s called red hot love

We’ve got a wave in the air

Red hot love

In my defense, I was hearing this over sometimes-fuzzy analog radio rather than off a tape or CD where the track title might clue me in. Less defensible: not noticing the other words that make more sense when talking about radar.

Rhynoplaz,

I always thought that song was “Red Alert”

cheese_greater,

SureSure

dmention7,

I always thought it was redeye love, in the same context as a redeye flight.

theit8514, in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?

I can’t believe this is 15 years ago. Still hear these in the song today. youtu.be/VWqC4KKiVbU

Schal330, in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?

Freed from desire - Gala Rizzatto. I always thought it was “My love has got no money, he’s got his trumbalyse” and I never knew what a trumbalyse was.

Also Peter Kay did a great bit around misheard lyrics.

Jackthelad, in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?

Israelites is a classic.

Me ears are alight.

justabigemptyhole, (edited ) in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?
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For Whom the Bell Tolls
“Ni**as fight on the hill in the early day…” == Make his

Aussiemandeus, in What are your best Sleep tips and hacks?
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Close my eyes

CryptidBestiary, in What are your best Sleep tips and hacks?

My partner has trouble sleeping due to anxiety. She takes Melatonin at night as a sleep aid that’s not a prescription

cheese_greater,

Make sure its <= 0.3mg

TheAlbatross, in What are your best Sleep tips and hacks?

Go to bed at the same time every night and create bedtime rituals to tell your body that it’s time to sleep. These can be elaborate as a certain tea and a favorite comfy chair, or simple as washing your face and brushing your teeth, just perform them consistently before getting in bed for about two weeks and your sleep patterns should improve.

squid_slime, in What are your best Sleep tips and hacks?
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Usually weep

solitaire, in What are your best Sleep tips and hacks?
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I need to occupy my mind with something that isn’t related to real life. Not just avoiding topics that are stressful or otherwise emotionally loaded, just thinking about anything I’m going to do or things in my life will stop me sleeping. So I think of stories and fiction worlds until the day dreams become actual dreams.

Since I got into the habit my sleep has gotten far more regular and I have had more control over went it happens.

gibmiser, in What are your best Sleep tips and hacks?

Do a sleep study. If you have apnea try the CPAP.

cheese_greater,

If you do that, what can you do in the meantime while waiting for it? Good tip but what can you do presently?

gibmiser,

Wish I could help you man. But nothing worked for me in the 10 years before I got the CPAP.

Sleeping on your side is better than sleeping on your back or stomach. Alcohol and sleep medicines won’t help.

Squizzy,

I just imagine them telling me get off the phone and I’d conk.

Anarch157a, in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?
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There this French fold band, Skáld that usually sings in Old Norse language. In the song Hross, the first line of the chorus is “Hverir eru þeir tveir?”. The way they sing those first two words sounds like “Fevereiro”, which is the Portuguese (my native language) word for February.

LinkOpensChest_wav, in What are your best Sleep tips and hacks?

My husband has chronic PTSD related insomnia. Since he’s been prescribed cannabis, he’s been able to actually sleep better than with any of the harsh meds he’s been prescribed in the past.

Caveat: He was told it can interfere with REM, which in his case is good since it also helps with the nightmares, but it’s probably not good for regular use by the average person, or so we’ve been told by his provider. Ask your doctor, I guess.

cheese_greater,

Wat other tools or practices have helped with the PTSD specifically?

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Yoga, exercise, counseling that’s helped him recognize his triggers and practicing self-advocacy. He’s no longer on the other meds he used to take. I can’t remember what they all were called. Trazadone was one, then there was one for nightmares that I can’t remember, and he used to take Adderall for his ADHD.

Hux, in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?

Simon & Garfunkel; Mrs. Robinson

Jesus loves you more than you will know

=

She’s a slut more than you could know—whoa, who, whoa!

HonkTonkWoman,

That’s “The Graduate Remix”

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