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EndlessApollo, in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?

The bridge to The Four Horsemen by Metallica

šŸŽ¶Time has taken a stool on you!šŸŽ¶

ZeroGravitas, (edited ) in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?

Call Me Maybe / Carly Rae Jepsen

You took your time with the call
I took no time with the fall
You gave me nothing at all
But still, you’re in my way
I beg and borrow and steal
Swear to Satan it’s real At first sight, and it’s real
I didn’t know I would feel it
But it’s in my way

Yep. Knew it was wrong, but that’s what I heard. TIL what the actual lyrics are.

Sea_pop,

Another Carly Rae one:

Fake Mona Lisa

He was born in Vegas

The way she sings it, it sounds like

It’s morning fa**ots

indigomirage, in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?

ā€œ'Scuse me while I kiss this guyā€¦ā€

0ops, in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?

She’s got electric boobs… Something something… B-b-b-benny and the jetsssss

cheese_greater,

Its funny, I always felt Benny was more crocodiley than Crocodile Rock. Like that snappy piano riff at the beginning sounds like the musical/thematic equivalent of a crocodile with its mouth wide open snapping shut

shinigamiookamiryuu, in What are your best Sleep tips and hacks?

Having something to laugh about right before bed helps a lot. Oddly I know this due to being a sufferer of the pseudobulbar effect.

cheese_greater, (edited )

I sort of have it where something I think of is so funny to the point I cry-laugh but its thoroughly on the happy/joyful side

Laughing is definitely a mini cardio workout tho

dingus, in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?

Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree by Brenda Lee

When I was a kid, I swear the lyrics sounded like ā€œlater we’ll have some fucking pieā€, but it’s ā€œlater we’ll have some pumpkin pieā€.

HonkTonkWoman,

Oh I am absolutely teaching that one to my nephew before next holiday season…

cheese_greater,

How old?

dingus,

Can’t say I remember. It’s one of those songs that has been played every year for ages upon ages. Maybe around 10 or something.

Skunk, in What are your best Sleep tips and hacks?

Working shifts in the aviation industry and living in a city center that can be noisy, my best investment was sleeping earbuds named Bose sleepbuds (v2).

It’s just earbuds that you don’t feel and can sleep on your side without pain, they only play white noises.

Now I’m waiting for the Ozlo Sleep which are basically the v3 of the Bose sleepbuds.

Those things saved my sanity when working night shifts.

Old_Fat_White_Guy, in What are your best Sleep tips and hacks?

For many years I was getting maybe 2 hours sleep a night. The slightest sound would wake me up and then I’d lay there trying to get back to sleep. Which spiraled into me getting up to pee 3 or 4 times a night. I read about Valerian root being great for helping fall asleep so I tried it with little hope. 2 capsules half an hour before bed. I nodded off easily and woke up a few hours later. 3 straight hours of sleep was unheard-of for me.

Then I added a couple 25mg Benadryl to help me stay asleep or go right back to sleep if something woke me up… like my bladder that was now completely trained to need emptying every one and a half to two hours.

Just prior to Covid I got a cpap. It took me a week before I slept thru the night. Happened again the next week… then a couple nights a week. A few years using my cpap and now most nights I sleep right thru or if I do wake up I can nod right back off. I still use the Valerian root and Benadryl every night but neither of those build up a tolerance.

Word of warning: Actually 2… you will not get ā€œhighā€ on Valerian root and the dreams you have will be in ultra high Def technicolor Sid and Marty Kroft bizarre fun dreams. Actually 3… the Valerian root smells bad. As in 6 week old gym socks marinated in the trunk of your Chevelle during the summer mixed with dog shit. But they help and you only smell it for a second before swallowing.

I also added a sleep eye mask with Bluetooth headphones built in and I listen to positive affirmations blended with mild rain sounds.

So… pills, cpap, headphones mask.

stevestevesteve, in Texans, what's the attitude/feelings/preparations towards the coming freezing weather?

Seems like it’ll be cold

recapitated, in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?

Suffragette City:

ā€œThe smell of fat chicks just puts a smile on my faceā€

NigelFrobisher, in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?

What have I become my Swedish friend?

Usernameblankface, in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?
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ā€œHey now, you’re a rockstar, get laaaiid!ā€

Oh, it’s actually get PAID.

Khrux,

I’ve always sang the first chorus as get paid and the second chorus as get laid without thinking about it.

JackGreenEarth,

Til

macgyver, in Texans, what's the attitude/feelings/preparations towards the coming freezing weather?
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Just praying ERCOT has their shit together

blackouttripleseven,
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same

deegeese,

Did they gain any regulatory power since the previous disaster?

SpaceNoodle,

LOL

corsicanguppy,

How has praying worked in the past? Is it time for Plan B?

pendulous, in If you could go back in time and stop any one person or group's musical career, who or what would it be?

Can I pick a midpoint in his career? If so I would pick Coldplay after Viva la Vida. Otherwise, The B-52s

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston, (edited ) in What are your best Sleep tips and hacks?

Cold dark room to Lower your temperature and block visual stimuli, eye covers work wonders where not possible, also help once you’re used to do naps on hard workout days.

Melatonin on days I stay half awake for over 30 mins after lights off, usually a small biye off a 10 mg helps conciliate sleep.

Happy toughts, no crazy killing TV series reading drama or action stuff sets you up for decent natural occurring dreams.

Eat at least 2 hrs before going to bed so I’m not having hard digestion competing with brain cycles, light dinners and green veggies help get you all the magnesium to rest well.

Ultimately we’re routine animals, sleep in my own bed, at the same time is the basic. Do it and force you to get to sleep on time and your body will pay you back with excellent recovery and a sharp mind.

Even with all of this I’m thinking to start trying relaxation mushrooms to Kickstart the cycle.

Sweet dreams!

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