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Denjin, in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?

No dogs orgasm in the classroom

Another Brick in the Wall (part 2)

bjoern_tantau,
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“all in all it’s just a” - “hol ihn hol ihn unters Dach”

“Fetch him under the roof”. And it has a nice story to go along with it that the sound engineer mixing the song was German, heard that line and then committed suicide under the roof of the studio because he was reminded of the abuse he suffered as a child in an orphanage.

Total fabrication by the German documentary show “Quarks & Co” to demonstrate how one can be manipulated to hear stuff that isn’t there. To this day I can’t not hear it when listening to the song.

cheese_greater,

What is Lady Gaga saying in Scheiße or is that hokey-Deutsch?

bjoern_tantau,
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Total gibberish.

Ringmasterincestuous, in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?

My wife’s childhood:

“My anus can’t take it I’m addicted to love”.

Robert Palmer.

Mine is when I sing, and I can’t remember what I say, but something like “kissing your neck, back, n’dem titties” to Labrinths Still Don’t Know My Name. Although I’m still fairly certain those lyrics to be correct 👍

JackGreenEarth, in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?

“living like a lover with a red iPhone” - Pour some sugar on me, 1987

uthredii, (edited ) in Good “Buy for Life” Brands

Doc martens are not so great quality now. The general consensus is that Solovair are the spiritual successor (in terms of quality) to what Dr Martens were. This video has more info: youtu.be/vkhCcvfVHRs?si=21bH9fSvkNgmjwm1

For laptops O would recommend framework laptops. The idea is that they have upgradable and repairable.modules. You can follow them on mastodon too: @frameworkcomputer And we have a Lemmy community too: !framework

Mr_Blott, in Tools of the Trade

A doddler. Very strange shaped device that has the magical ability to tighten up almost any toilet seat

Asudox, in How to create a bot account?
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Locked this post as it violates rule 5.

Mr_Blott, in Tools of the Trade

Also, a tape measure that doesn’t retract until you push a button is better than a tape measure that retracts until you push a button

Peppycito,

Sez you

Mr_Blott,

Sez someone that never had one 🙃

Peppycito,

Oh I have. For a bit. Then I put it in the bin where it belongs.

Mr_Blott,

Fair enough. If like me you worked in building you’d appreciate it, I’m sure

papalonian,

MFW someone has different preference than me: 😡

Peppycito,

I do, and I don’t lol. I’ll use a ruler if I don’t want it to retract.

shinigamiookamiryuu, in What YouTube video should I fall asleep to tonight?
shinigamiookamiryuu, in What are your ear buds cleaning rituals?

For that reason, I have headphones instead.

ettyblatant, in What made up board/card game would be hard to sell to the public either by name or by concept?
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Get Fucked! : the Game of Good Guys!

Multiplayer, everyone draws cards to pick an alignment, Alpha Males or Beta Cucks. The goal is to draw a Useless Whore™️ card for a Dumb Slut who has agreed to go on a date with you. Each class of Useless Whore has various but similar tasks for the players achieve to Get Fucked!

Bonus points for Consensual Sex on a Date, but points dwindle from there! If you draw a card that has a Monstrous rating of 4 or less, 4 being the closest to Rape That Might Carry An Indictment down to 1, Unreported Stalker Molestation™️, you will continue to progress to draw your next Useless Whore card! The first Good Guy to gather two Useless Whore cards to Get Fucked! wins the game!

Earn points early to have one Monstrous action taken off your tab!

Try our other game, Good Guys Jr.! For a more child appropriate adventure to turn your character into a real life Good Guy! Ages 0-13

StThicket, (edited ) in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?

Killswitch Engage - My Curse

This is my curse

This is my purse

SlothMama, in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?

I remember the subtitles for Smash Mouth - Walking on the Sun said “It’s like kitty fat, it retracts before impact” which was nuts, I had the CD, and it was “any fad”. They didn’t use to vet subtitles on MTV. There were orders, but that’s all I remember.

gruf, in What YouTube video should I fall asleep to tonight?
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this is my goto sleep-time track www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn8-KJvXRj8

Crackhappy, in Good “Buy for Life” Brands
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It’s not at all in the vein of work wear, but I have had Klipsch speakers all of my life and have never had any issues with any of them. My dad has some enormous old school Klipsch speakers from the 60s that are almost as tall as I am and are still crisp, clear and deep. I am rocking Klipsch throughout my house as well. They’re very expensive but I appreciate the clarity.

plz1,

I’ve had their 2.1 computer speaker set for nearly 20 years at this point. The only issue I’ve ever had was crackling when adjusting volume, and that was caused by dust inside the knob. WD-40 to fix. Love them.

skyspydude1,

FYI, Deoxit works a lot better than WD-40 and is designed to not eat plastics like some of the petroleum distillates in WD-40 can.

DestroyerOfWorlds, in Good “Buy for Life” Brands

Sub Zero Fridges, amazing. Toyota, just about any vehicle they make. Vulcan Commercial gas ranges/ovens. Original Penguin Button Up Shirts or Pendleton outer wear. Stihl chainsaws. Festool power tools.

Canopyflyer,

Sub Zero fridges are great, but keep the maintenance up on them.

I personally own a Wolf DF304 range and if you cook a LOT, they are well worth the money. Mine is 10 years old, is used VERY heavily and it is the best cooking stove I’ve ever cooked on.

HessiaNerd,

I’ve got so many old Pendleton wool shirts. They’re back from the '60s when my dad was a surfer. I didn’t think I fit in him at the moment but I don’t want to get rid of them

fsr1967,

I bought one of those chainsaws 30 years ago, and it Stihl works.

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