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scytale, in What are some small things we should change about the human body?

Make a full night’s sleep like 4 hours or something. As long as our corporate overlords don’t take advantage and make it a 12 hour workday.

Malfeasant,

They would.

confluence, in What are some small things we should change about the human body?

Redesign the spine for vertical use. Don’t put the eating and breathing tubes on either side of the same flap.

foggy,

We should have tons of little breathing holes all over.

Imagine if no one snored?

roguetrick,

While you can create spiracles that repel polar substances like water, you cannot protect them against surfactant like soap. No more showers unless you want to drown.

corsicanguppy,

So you’re saying I can kill a fly with some soap spray.

Wasps too? Those fuckers.

jennwiththesea,
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Wasps, definitely, and it does basically suffocate them. We use a water, dish soap, and peppermint mix on paper wasp nests that form in our eaves.

roguetrick,

You can waterboard them with it. If you want to effectively kill them, I'd recommend using the tried and true neurotoxin option sold at your local grocery store. You can be your own Saddam Hussein without having to hide in the most random places after committing your war crimes.

Tippon,

Never mind snoring, imagine how bad a cold would be!

foggy,

Yeah but we would have probably made weird body suits to deal with that by now if it were that big a deal.

We’re really, really bad at preventing problems, but were the best problem solvers we’ve ever found.

Seems just about every other animal is great at preventing problems. We’re the opposite.

key,
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So we’d have to be naked to breath at full capacity?

theneverfox,
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Not necessarily. I’m far from sold on the idea, but lungs are able to take in enough oxygen to hyperventilate easily, clothes would reduce the maximum air intake to some extent, but from l full capacity would be max you need to breathe to max out your muscles - everything past that would be excess capacity

If we’re going for redundancy and throughput, clothes probably would be more useful as a filter than being a limiter (and filtration is why I’m not on board with this design)

ImTryingLemmy,

Yes, food hole and air hole should be separate

GreenDust,
SocialMediaRefugee, in Why was Ronald Reagan and Nancy Reagan so bad for the American people?

He pushed the whole “the government is the enemy” mentality which has made it almost impossible to have national healthcare among other things. The republicans also jumped into bed with Christian fundamentalists at this point and the NRA went from being for gun regulations to no regulations. It was a continuation of the backlash against the 60s that started with Nixon.

someguy3, in Why was Ronald Reagan and Nancy Reagan so bad for the American people?

I think Reagan can be summed up as the start of “burn it all down”. He defined the government as the problem and the solution was to demolish it.

Seasm0ke, in What gifts that you received for Christmas this year are already in the trash?

The first opened coffee bag. It has been deposited into the trash and or toilet

Urist,
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How was it?

Seasm0ke,

It was good, even if it was bad we woulda finished it though because coffee is coffee

Honytawk,

Why do you think it was chucked into the trash and or toilet?

Urist,
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Because it belonged to the trash man?

Anticorp, in What gifts that you received for Christmas this year are already in the trash?

I haven’t opened any Christmas presents yet. We’re having a late Christmas due to crazy schedules for everyone involved.

Benaaasaaas, in What's something you'd like to leave behind in the old year and not carry into the new year?

80kg :(

hperrin, in What are some tech predictions for 2024 that actually could happen?

I’m really hoping my email service gains more traction. People are so accustomed to crappy email providers that the current providers don’t really innovate anymore. I think it will actually have a chance of catching on, because it’s such a different way of doing email.

Check it out: port87.com

emmanuel_car,

Great concept, how do you fund it? I imagine running an email service isn’t cheap.

hperrin,

Right now I’m self funding it. I’m building out the enterprise features, like custom domains and domain user management, so I can start marketing to businesses. I’d like to be able to fund it to profitability without any outside investors.

It’s actually surprisingly affordable to run an email service. Right now my biggest expense is the MySQL server. With one server node plus one backup node I should be able to handle several hundred active users.

thatgirlwasfire, in What gifts that you received for Christmas this year are already in the trash?

My mom got me a sweater, where they accidentally sewed the neck/zipper/ tag part inside out. I’m guessing she bought it online and never looked at it.

AA5B, in What's something you'd like to leave behind in the old year and not carry into the new year?

Lack of motivation. I need to start getting some of this shit done

Critical_Insight, in What's a useful mental model you've put into practice

I’ll let you, OP borrow my brain anyday if you’d like to experience what it’s like to live always expecting things to go wrong.

highenergyphysics,

TIL neurotypicals literally just go about their day and work life just assuming everything will go right

afraid_of_zombies,

That is not what I have observed. I do kinda wonder sometimes however

Me: right so we said we would be there by 630. If we leave within the next five minutes we should be there at 6:25

Wife: it’s fine

Me: just you know we could leave now and no one has to have any anxiety about being late.

Wife: they aren’t going to care

Me: true they won’t really care that much but we did say 6:30. Wouldn’t it be nice to not be worried? Like what if we make a wrong turn and have to double back? We would still be on time if we left now.

rikudou,
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Yeah, it’s so alien to me. I’m envious, though, must feel nice.

EdanGrey,

We really don’t

eatthecake,

TIL neurodivergents think neurotypicals are neuroperfect. You’re an idiot.

cheese_greater, (edited )

I’m nothing if not non-neurotypical neurodivergent haha.

dingus,

Right??? Like wtf I thought everyone just thought about how everything could go wrong all the time. You mean people do things and expect to succeed instead of expect to fail??? This is legitimately wild to me.

KpntAutismus, (edited )

i don’t expect things anymore, it goes how it goes. if it doesn’t go how it’s supposed to go, i’ll see if i can fix it.

Critical_Insight,

I wish I could do that. Currently I’m trying to start a bussines, but my mind just keeps coming up with the most unlikely terrible scenarios that might happen and convincing me to never try anything new so that I can’t fuck it up.

scytale, in Mickey Mouse is now public domain (Steamboat Willie specifically). What do you think we will see this year?

I just saw a post with an article saying indie filmmakers already scrambling to make a horror movie like the Pooh one.

doppelgangmember, (edited ) in What's something you'd like to leave behind in the old year and not carry into the new year?

Drinking and benzos

StupidBrotherInLaw,

I’ll take those benzos for you.

ReverendIrreverence, in What gifts that you received for Christmas this year are already in the trash?
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Alcohol bottles (were full, now empty and in recycling, not trash)

Usernameblankface,
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Hooray for recycling!

GluWu, in What are some tech predictions for 2024 that actually could happen?

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