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FullOfBallooons, in People of Lemmy that take more than 5 seconds to start your car and drive, what are you doing?
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I gotta find the perfect song. What is the perfect song? I don’t know, but I gotta sit here and hit the skip button over and over until I find it.

Rai, in What's your favorite compilation album?

Super Eurobeat Presents Fourth Stage D Selection 3

NO CONTROL

NOT AT ALL

CUZ YOU MAKE ME FEEL CRAZY NOW

calypsopub, in People of Lemmy that take more than 5 seconds to start your car and drive, what are you doing?

Starting Spotify and syncing it with Android Auto

intensely_human, in What is that thing called where you like randomly start picking-up/doing something that you saw someone do and now its a shared "thing" about you cuz you both do it genuinely

That’s called a “meme”

cheese_greater,

Thats funny someone said it, i almost wanted to include that with my mimetic/mime thing but i wondered if memetic, too, likes to be an existent concept

Edit: DING! DING! DING!

Memetic

FishFace, in People of Lemmy that take more than 5 seconds to start your car and drive, what are you doing?

Contemplating existence

Rhaedas, in People of Lemmy that take more than 5 seconds to start your car and drive, what are you doing?
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People who tear out of their parking space within a few seconds of getting in, wtf?

netburnr,
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Gottapoopgetoutoftheway!

CmdrShepard,

Hiit’sBobwehadababy…Itsaboy

JWBananas,
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Sorry, wrong number!

UndulyUnruly,
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Understandable. Have a good day.

caesar_salad83,

asking the real questions!

Bahalex, (edited )

Because it’s a crowded parking lot. People are getting pissy and frustrated because they can’t find a spot to do this stupid shopping…they didn’t even want to come now, but that stupid BBQ is later, so they have to come when it’s super busy. And that freakin guy went the wrong way and got that spot they were trying to get…

A little moment of kindness and acknowledgement is sometimes enough to reset the spiral of negativity and anger.

Or I’ve really got to poop, as previously mentioned.

Pratai, in People of Lemmy that take more than 5 seconds to start your car and drive, what are you doing?

Not destroying our engines.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

Driving slowly is how you do that. Not by idling.

lightnsfw,

I have to merge onto the highway 3 minutes after I leave my house. Driving slowly is not an option.

Redditgee, in What's your favorite compilation album?

Pulse, for the sweet 90s dance.

gregorum, in People of Lemmy that take more than 5 seconds to start your car and drive, what are you doing?
FaceDeer, in People of Lemmy that take more than 5 seconds to start your car and drive, what are you doing?
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Reflecting on how ironic it would be for a deer to crash a car into a human crossing the road for a change.

Usernameblankface, (edited ) in People of Lemmy that take more than 5 seconds to start your car and drive, what are you doing?
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Putting away the windshield shade, plugging my phone in to charge, choosing what to listen to on my drive, setting the heat/AC/defrost, making sure no one is walking in front of me, and letting the oil circulate in the engine before I get going.

Seatbelt too, but I can’t think of where that fits in the lineup. It’s so automatic, I don’t notice that I have the seatbelt on until I park and take unclick it.

muse, (edited ) in People of Lemmy that take more than 5 seconds to start your car and drive, what are you doing?
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Waiting for the will to live to kick back in after that brief pause when you're alone in a quiet space

jsheradin, in People of Lemmy that take more than 5 seconds to start your car and drive, what are you doing?
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  • Get in
  • Start car
  • Connect up bluetooth for tunes
  • Wait for startup high-idle to finish warming the cats or whatever
  • Drive
Annoyed_Crabby, in People of Lemmy that take more than 5 seconds to start your car and drive, what are you doing?

Buckle up and check the dashboard to see if any unwanted indicator lights up…

…Then proceed to doom scroll for 2 min.

livus, in People of Lemmy that take more than 5 seconds to start your car and drive, what are you doing?
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Bonding with the vehicle on a spiritual level so that we can move as one.

wreckedcarzz,
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Car: check engine light turns on

“well fuck you, too”

Death_Equity,

How many times does the judge have to tell you? Stop masturbating in the car.

SatyrSack,

Moya is not yet ready to leave the Applebee’s parking lot.

qooqie, (edited )

Make sure to please the machine spirit and anoint it in oil!

livus,
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