Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Mostly foods.

Like headcheese. Even saying the name out loud induces my gag reflex.

AnalogyAddict,

To be fair, headcheese is exactly as awful as it sounds.

BigDanishGuy,

Ford

pHr34kY,

Any product name which starts with “smart” or ends with “maker”.

Both are just e-waste OOTB.

kpb,

pacemaker

Globulart,

Smartphone

DahGangalang,

If it wasn’t for the 5 ish messaging apps I have to maintain and my recent move to a new city (need maps), I’d try to avoid that one too.

trolololol,

Yep, that and also words that start with i…

TheGreenGolem,

OpenTofu. What the hell were they thinking?

ALostInquirer,

I don’t eat tofu, nor been around folks that do (or do and talk about it), so I’m whiffing here. Is it because tofu spoils when left open, or is there a pronunciation part I’m missing?

TheGreenGolem,

It’s a fork of Terrafom, it’s an IT thing: opentofu.org

They started with the name OpenTF but went with this…thing.

ALostInquirer,

Ooooh, it’s that kind of name. Yeah that’s bad. Thanks for clarifying!

marx2k,

Damn… I didn’t know that m and I’m devops though we don’t touch terraform

That’s so bad D;

MooseBoys,

I thought Fight Club was a boxing movie and had no interest in seeing it. I only saw it because I tried downloading Jackass on Kazaa and it ended up being Fight Club. The intro had me hooked.

CmdrShepard,

You’re lucky it wasn’t Bill Clinton “I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky” instead.

Scubus,

I thought you werent supposed to talk about it?

ieatmeat,

Wait… It’s not a boxing movie? Haven’t seen it yet for the same reason.

RedditRefugeeTom, (edited )

When I shop on Amazon and see the obvious China companies that sell the same product but have the strangest names. Definitely avoid those products. If I see a.company only ships via fedex, I avoid doing business with that company. Dang, I know I have more just can’t think of them right now with morning brain.

Edit: I avoid many major brands too. I belive them to be selling because of the name alone rather than having a quality product anymore. Dr Scholls is one of those,

CmdrShepard,

They’re all random names consisting of 7 capital letters too DINGBAO, VXSUFEN, WEGTHOS, etc.

starbreaker,
@starbreaker@kbin.social avatar

At least "dingbao" can be pronounced. Some of the others sound like names for elder gods in bad Lovecraftian fanfic.

ieatmeat,

Love it when they consist only of consonants. Saw something along the lines of XYGDLFW the other day

starbreaker,
@starbreaker@kbin.social avatar

Ia! XYGDLFW ftaghn!

AtmaJnana,

yeah, I do still buy from Chinese companies sometimes, but only if they are smart enough to use a name that doesn’t sound like someone just used a random password generator and said “good enough”… or … whatever the Cantonese equivalent of “good enough” is, I suppose.

JubilantJaguar,

So easy! Whatsapp!

Dumbest. Name. Ever.

So hopelessly of its time, namely that moment when the word “app” was the coolest thing ever among normies because iPhone.

And, cherry on the top, coined by geeks with language skills so poor that they thought “app” rhymes with “up”, which it absolutely does not to anyone who speaks English properly.

What an embarrassingly dumb name.

Globulart, (edited )

I appreciate what you’re saying, but given the literal billions of users I’d say they absolutely nailed it.

AtmaJnana,

If you want to make money hand-over-fist , you can’t shy away from the “normies.” IMO, using “normies” unironically is way more cringe.

octoperson,

I lived in a city, had occasional need for a car. A car club would have been ideal. Don’t need to spend thousands on a car upfront, don’t need to deal with maintenance, don’t need to secure parking.

Problem? The only car club in town was called whizzgo. Like, a toddler word for urination. Written on all the cars in big colourful letters. No thanks.

octoperson,

Thought of another! I don’t have opportunity to go there anyway, cos they’re not in my country, but I always thought In-N-Out Burger was a uniquely terrible name.

So, it’s a burger that will be in and out. Why will it be in and out? Are you going to vomit it back up? Or is it because it’ll give you diarrhea? Or what else could In-N-Out mean? Sex? Why are you making me think about sex in such proximity to vomit and diarrhea? Honestly, I’m not hungry anymore.

I always thought it was a deliberately horrible name to court controversy, but it turns out the owner is a conservative Christian so it may be genuine tone deaf idiocy.

Feathercrown,

…it’s because you go in and out of the restaurant quickly. Because it’s fast food.

octoperson,

Well yeah you need a cover story. You can’t just call it “vomity shit fuck burger”

CmdrShepard,

Ironically it’s the fast food joint with some of the longest wait times in the industry.

bjoern_tantau,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

I’ve made a game titled Diarrhea 4 because someone mentioned that as a potential game name. Does that count?

GiantBalls,

goddamn, yeup fits the bill.

CmdrShepard,

What happened to Diarrhea 1-3?

bjoern_tantau,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

Don’t worry, they were shitty games.

son_named_bort,

There was a place near where I used to live called The Bargin Store. I tend to avoid places that can’t spell their own name correctly.

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