livus,
@livus@kbin.social avatar

Bonding with the vehicle on a spiritual level so that we can move as one.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Car: check engine light turns on

“well fuck you, too”

Death_Equity,

How many times does the judge have to tell you? Stop masturbating in the car.

SatyrSack,

Moya is not yet ready to leave the Applebee’s parking lot.

qooqie, (edited )

Make sure to please the machine spirit and anoint it in oil!

livus,
@livus@kbin.social avatar

Regular offerings!

Annoyed_Crabby,

Buckle up and check the dashboard to see if any unwanted indicator lights up…

…Then proceed to doom scroll for 2 min.

jsheradin,
@jsheradin@kbin.social avatar
  • Get in
  • Start car
  • Connect up bluetooth for tunes
  • Wait for startup high-idle to finish warming the cats or whatever
  • Drive
muse, (edited )
@muse@kbin.social avatar

Waiting for the will to live to kick back in after that brief pause when you're alone in a quiet space

Usernameblankface, (edited )
@Usernameblankface@lemmy.world avatar

Putting away the windshield shade, plugging my phone in to charge, choosing what to listen to on my drive, setting the heat/AC/defrost, making sure no one is walking in front of me, and letting the oil circulate in the engine before I get going.

Seatbelt too, but I can’t think of where that fits in the lineup. It’s so automatic, I don’t notice that I have the seatbelt on until I park and take unclick it.

FaceDeer,
@FaceDeer@kbin.social avatar

Reflecting on how ironic it would be for a deer to crash a car into a human crossing the road for a change.

gregorum,
Pratai,

Not destroying our engines.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

Driving slowly is how you do that. Not by idling.

lightnsfw,

I have to merge onto the highway 3 minutes after I leave my house. Driving slowly is not an option.

Rhaedas,
@Rhaedas@kbin.social avatar

People who tear out of their parking space within a few seconds of getting in, wtf?

netburnr,
@netburnr@lemmy.world avatar

Gottapoopgetoutoftheway!

CmdrShepard,

Hiit’sBobwehadababy…Itsaboy

JWBananas,
@JWBananas@startrek.website avatar

Sorry, wrong number!

UndulyUnruly,
@UndulyUnruly@lemmy.world avatar

Understandable. Have a good day.

caesar_salad83,

asking the real questions!

Bahalex, (edited )

Because it’s a crowded parking lot. People are getting pissy and frustrated because they can’t find a spot to do this stupid shopping…they didn’t even want to come now, but that stupid BBQ is later, so they have to come when it’s super busy. And that freakin guy went the wrong way and got that spot they were trying to get…

A little moment of kindness and acknowledgement is sometimes enough to reset the spiral of negativity and anger.

Or I’ve really got to poop, as previously mentioned.

FishFace,

Contemplating existence

calypsopub,

Starting Spotify and syncing it with Android Auto

FullOfBallooons,
@FullOfBallooons@leminal.space avatar

I gotta find the perfect song. What is the perfect song? I don’t know, but I gotta sit here and hit the skip button over and over until I find it.

JimmyBigSausage, (edited )

Starting car Putting on seatbelt Backing out of carport without hitting house hopefully Backing out of driveway without hitting a neighbor dogwslking or biking Looking at the the neighbor’s house wondering what is going on over there Pushing gas to move to next exit trying to remember where I am going.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

okay but I think you misunderstood the assignment. He’s asking what are you doing BEFORE you start the car?

JimmyBigSausage,

Oh sorry. I guess I am trying to adjust the seat or eat a piece of cookie I dropped the previous day if it is big enuf chunk.

habanhero, (edited )

Responding to this post, can’t comment and drive

hugz,

Seatbelt on, plug phone in, get sunglasses, put on radio, put in gear, examine surrounding area to ensure it's safe to go

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