devious,

The ability to breathe underwater - or if that is too much of an upgrade to ask for, the ability to hold your breath for much longer periods of time so that we could spend significant time underwater.

Especially seeing as the planet’s surface is over two thirds water!

spittingimage,
@spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

I feel like I’ve already shit enough in my life.

corsicanguppy,

EscapeTheStall.com ?

spittingimage,
@spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

If that page loaded for me, what could I expect to see on it?

HootinNHollerin,

Once every 3 days…

jacktherippah,

Ability to regrow lost teeth and no more wisdom teeth.

Coskii,
@Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Ever think that wisdom teeth were supposed to be the replacements from back when our life expectancy was like 30?

Malfeasant,

There’s research that suggests exactly that…

Donebrach,
@Donebrach@lemmy.world avatar

So you both want to do away with replacement teeth and also have replacement teeth. Huh.

recursive_recursion, (edited )
@recursive_recursion@programming.dev avatar

RFC, pull request to add git.

Reasoning: Having a built-in versioning system would allow humans to rollback roll back undesirable changes and advancements could be made more easily

please comment or downvote if this is a bad idea

corsicanguppy,

Bug ticket: you wanted ‘roll back’, there, two words.

recursive_recursion,
@recursive_recursion@programming.dev avatar

much appreciated +1,
fixed the PR

berkeleyblue,
@berkeleyblue@lemmy.world avatar

Definetly periods, stupid design and incredibly rare in mamals anyway.

Also, a change of our metabolism, our current way to deal with excess energy is outdated. And maybe make us resistant to cancers, that shit sucks.

YoorWeb,
cm0002,

Hmm I don’t think we’re anywhere close to v1, were like, at best, v0.6 Alpha lmfao

tubbadu,

Back to monke

LordOfLocksley,

Advance to crab

HipsterTenZero,
@HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone avatar

crab people crab people

Valmond,

Just make it repair as well as the “immortal” animals out there (they can obviously die of accidents or diseases but not of old age).

Vanth,
@Vanth@reddthat.com avatar

Our bodies need some trace metals, problem is it can’t differentiate between metals it needs and metals that will kill it. “Hell yeah, delicious zinc” as it noms down on lead instead of pooping it out.

Icalasari,

Change that double helix into a quadruple one for extra redundancy, making it harder for it to gain irreparable damage. Also, make it a loop rather than a straight line so the ends don't get shorter with each replication. And remove that dementia bug that has a greater chance of showing up the longer run time is

LesserAbe,

Sounds good. Not sure this counts as a minor change…

Kecessa,

Fix our spine and knees

HipsterTenZero,
@HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone avatar

replaceable parts, clorophyll, and maybe double jumps

RaoulDook,

Convert pinky fingers to Second Thumbs

HipsterTenZero,
@HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone avatar

i’ll take a double-thumb righthand, a tentacle left arm, and tank tread legs, please and thank you

Riccosuave,
@Riccosuave@lemmy.world avatar

That would be…weird 😳

corsicanguppy,

replaceable parts

I’m a twin. Guess who can donate a kidney my clone won’t then reject? Even without drugs.

I think the solution here is an own-grown organ bank: kidney, pancreas, a lung; whatever. Sign me up!

Boozilla,
@Boozilla@lemmy.world avatar

Body hair should have multiple sliders like a video game avatar. Wanna be furry all over like a Persian cat or a poodle? No problem. Want to be smooth as a dolphin? Also no problem.

ArbitraryValue,

5v USB charging port.

corsicanguppy,

Obsolete in a decade, so make it hot-swappable.

(Because cold-swappable requires a shutdown)

tubbadu,

This would actually be amazing, calories-powered, you can charge your phone and also burn calories at the same time

Blamemeta,

Periods. Fuck periods. There has to be a better way.

zcd,

Let me just say that if God was a city planner, he would not put a playground next to a sewage system

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

“You’re about as useful as an asshole on my elbow.”

This phrase has always befuddled me because the elbow would be more convenient a location for an asshole.

nxdefiant,

Salad bars would be a lot less common.

LesserAbe,

Arguably God is a city planner, and that is how he laid it out…

HatchetHaro,
@HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

as a gay bottom, my sewage system is sometimes my playground

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