SelfHigh5,

Boobs just stay full and up, despite aging, breastfeeding, etc. if we are going to have periods, at least make them painless. Cells just shut down cancer every single time it starts, making it obsolete. You wouldn’t get out of breath at the top of a staircase/big hill if there’s anyone nearby.

quaddo,

You wouldn’t get out of breath at the top of a staircase/big hill if there’s anyone nearby.

Instructions unclear - new energy vampire mode unlocked

RBWells,

Easier to just make them a lot smaller. Other primates nurse without the extra fat in the boobs. But I like the idea of much more resilient skin, it should bounce back endlessly. No reason for it to get fragile or lose tone, sagging achieves no purpose. Can we fix acne and rosacea with this patch, too?

Balthazar,

Suggestion: Each comment should be reposted to !monkeyspaw , or that community should be invited to respond here…

balderdash9,

Reduce max fingernail length pls

homain,

we need more micro-plastics in us

pyr0ball,

Deactivate-able hair follicles

Like chromatophores so you can have hair where you want and not where you don’t. Maybe it just takes a long time to transition 🤔

MeDuViNoX,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

Just make us all shape shifters so we can do whatever we want.

Ibaudia,
@Ibaudia@lemmy.world avatar

Improve the birthing process so you don’t have to rotate just to fit on the way out. Either make babies smaller or vaginas bigger (in which case penises would have to compensate I guess)

roguetrick, (edited )

in which case penises would have to compensate I guess

Brother, if you're penetrating the cervix, you are doing it wrong.

Ibaudia,
@Ibaudia@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not what Hentai taught me /s

rikudou,
@rikudou@lemmings.world avatar

That one’s entirely of our own doing! By having better healthcare, people who wouldn’t be able to survive childbirth naturally are spreading their genes which leads to childbirths being harder and harder with every generation.

Ibaudia,
@Ibaudia@lemmy.world avatar

U got a sauce for that? My instincts are telling me that we don’t evolve or mutate that fast lol.

JadenSmith,

No age related ball sag.

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

You never forget the first time you sit on your balls

Cosmocrat,

I did that while getting on my bike once, very pain.

jabjoe,
@jabjoe@feddit.uk avatar
  • avian lungs and eyes
  • salamander healing
  • shark immune system
  • proper joints for knees and elbows.
  • feline hearing
  • endless new teeth.
  • turtle like aging
  • low fertility
1rre,

proper joint for knees and elbows

How about we perfect the joints we’ve got by having ankles which don’t just give way if you stand on a funny shaped rock or similar?

devious,

The ability to breathe underwater - or if that is too much of an upgrade to ask for, the ability to hold your breath for much longer periods of time so that we could spend significant time underwater.

Especially seeing as the planet’s surface is over two thirds water!

Menagerie,

I’d add a tail.

Riccosuave,
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fadingembers,
@fadingembers@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Choose your puberty

zcd,

Let me just say that if God was a city planner, he would not put a playground next to a sewage system

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

“You’re about as useful as an asshole on my elbow.”

This phrase has always befuddled me because the elbow would be more convenient a location for an asshole.

nxdefiant,

Salad bars would be a lot less common.

LesserAbe,

Arguably God is a city planner, and that is how he laid it out…

HatchetHaro,
@HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

as a gay bottom, my sewage system is sometimes my playground

morphballganon,

No nearsightedness/farsightedness

No arched noses

Everyone can breathe through their noses silently

No pectus carinatum/excavatum

Digestive tract hits limit on sugar digested and rejects the rest

No loosening of sensitive hair follicles; make every scalp hair difficult to remove/fall out

foggy,

Penis size, premature ejaculation, long male refractory period, and ED.

Wait that’s not all guys? /s

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