GlitterInfection,

Maybe body odor could be an opt-in? For, like, sexy times between men who like that kind of thing…

scytale,

Make a full night’s sleep like 4 hours or something. As long as our corporate overlords don’t take advantage and make it a 12 hour workday.

Malfeasant,

They would.

HurlingDurling,
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Dual opposable thumbs, now we can grab and open the water bottle with one hand!

Olhonestjim,

I’d like to make bodily functions a bit less gross.

Wahots,
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I think they are fairly well-designed. You have to be able to expel solids and liquids somehow, otherwise they’d build up inside you, and you might die if they couldn’t be digested or sweated out. I guess they could be combined, like birds. But I don’t think that would make it less ‘gross’ in a non-quantifiable way. Sweating is also a pretty effective way of cooling down. Other methods such as large ears as radiators, thin blood vessels on the forearms that must be licked to aid in heat transfer, and panting all have their downsides.

If you think about it, tailpipes on cars and vapor pipes on AC and heatpumps and furnaces are basically the same thing as our digestive system.

The only thing that could really be redesigned is to have them be much more efficient, like some animals, which can pull a lot more water and nutrients out of byproducts. That, and the ability to extract stuff like heavy metals, microplastics, and forever chemicals, which get stuck and can’t always leave.

Olhonestjim,

Waste does not have to leave residue behind and stink. We ought to be able to extract more nutrients from digestion, and we could probably make an implant to carbonize waste, compress it into pellets, and even wrap it in a biodegradable capsule before disposal. I do like your point of dealing with hazardous materials.

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  • Shou,

    Our kidneys reabsorb the water constantly. If we want to poop out urate, we have to go back to using a cloaca.

    Malfeasant,

    Those are kidney stones. I’ve heard they are undesirable.

    zarathustra0,

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  • LesserAbe, (edited )

    Hmm. This reminds me of those experiments where they got the rat a button to get a dopamine hit and the rat just kept pounding on it

    bacon_pdp,

    neck

    That is already a thing.

    7% of all men will orgasm instantly if a firm pressure is applied to the back of the neck where the spine connects to the skull during sex. only 2% of women have that same biological feature.

    shinigamiookamiryuu,

    Remove taste buds. Whole species have been threatened due to that.

    Malfeasant,

    I’m not sure I follow… Like we wouldn’t kill animals if they didn’t taste so good?

    shinigamiookamiryuu,

    Some of them at least. Some diets are improvised out of necessity, but then again, we also have restaurants, which are not a necessity. If one animal is plentiful and does the trick, we shouldn’t have to go to a restaurant to eat an exotic animal that isn’t plentiful.

    HonkTonkWoman,

    A utility panel with usb ports, hard reset button, xd card slot, s-video port, etc, could be very useful.

    Maybe installed on a butt cheek or back of a calf?

    In all seriousness, a spinal realignment feature. Something that resets the joints & muscles in your back to factory default.

    cafato4167,

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    RizzRustbolt,

    Add ability to see what color magenta actually is.

    Persen, (edited )

    Is there a difference between magenta and purple?

    RizzRustbolt,

    Very much so.

    attofreak,

    it’s…something between blue and red (and a little bit green)

    sagrotan,
    @sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

    The color out of space…

    serial_crusher,
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    dual redundancy for every organ, and the ability for a damaged or removed organ to grow back.

    corsicanguppy,

    chef’s kiss perfect list.

    Valmond,

    Just make it repair as well as the “immortal” animals out there (they can obviously die of accidents or diseases but not of old age).

    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
    @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

    Poop out the front and only when feeling sad about the future

    Rhynoplaz,

    I’d feel sad about the future every time I thought about having to poop out the front.

    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, (edited )
    @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

    Buy play doh extruders

    https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zm2hq61fVTE/maxresdefault.jpg

    For your front butt

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