Ripping off a post I just saw in the Isaac Arthur subreddit. Imagining we work out the technical ability. Examples they suggested were:
captain_aggravated, 
Baby teeth last longer. What’s this bullshit about your first set of teeth lasts 5 to 10 years, then you’re supposed to make it 60+ on the only other set you get? I’d make baby teeth last about 20 years.
A_Random_Idiot, Or just be like a shark and grow new teeth every 20 years or so.
BigDanishGuy, (edited ) Complete body function control. Like no more emergency shits, you can time the bowel movements and just go once every 36 hours.
Also the reservoir guys have when we stand up pissing. How bout we don’t have 20ml piss left in the urethra when we retract the penis?
Toes, Can I also get no aging, no unwanted body hair and flawless health?
Tattorack, 
Yeah, the slow and painful deterioration of aging Couid get right the hell out.
Toes, Yeah I’d like to go back to 15 before my autoimmune stuff started
Kolanaki, (edited ) 
Would complete immunity to radiation be a small change?
Would it actually be detrimental in the long run?
Pros: No more cancer
Cons: No more natural evolution
spittingimage, 
I feel like I’ve already shit enough in my life.
corsicanguppy, EscapeTheStall.com ?
spittingimage, If that page loaded for me, what could I expect to see on it?
HootinNHollerin, Once every 3 days…
Icalasari, Change that double helix into a quadruple one for extra redundancy, making it harder for it to gain irreparable damage. Also, make it a loop rather than a straight line so the ends don't get shorter with each replication. And remove that dementia bug that has a greater chance of showing up the longer run time is
LesserAbe, Sounds good. Not sure this counts as a minor change…
Linkerbaan, 
If the body couls generate muscle without needing to excersize first that’d be cool. But I guess that’s why steroids were invented and those have some side effects
buzz86us, The ability to turn off some senses temporarily
KpntAutismus, better concentration and more logical thinking.
i hate how i put people into boxes all the time.
plus make them lie for personal gain less.
Blamemeta, Periods. Fuck periods. There has to be a better way.
FluffyPotato, Stop aging at 20
Waraugh, Better repairing, see Deadpool. Cancer, missing limbs, teeth, w/e.
fogstormberry, I’d like extra thumbs please
Sadbutdru, For this one there’s actually technology in development right now.
cm0002, god has left the chat
JusticeForPorygon, 
I want a cancer ray for people I don’t like
nxdefiant, you might be the only person who added weapons. That’s incredible, if this was reddit, cancer ray would have been post 3 or 4, max.
JusticeForPorygon, Tbf I stole the idea from that clip from the Harley Quinn TV show (I think that’s what it was at least)
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