BigDanishGuy, (edited )

Complete body function control. Like no more emergency shits, you can time the bowel movements and just go once every 36 hours.

Also the reservoir guys have when we stand up pissing. How bout we don’t have 20ml piss left in the urethra when we retract the penis?

WookieMonster,
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A lot of great ideas here, but also sinus are such a terrible design. Please no more sinuses.

Linkerbaan,
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If the body couls generate muscle without needing to excersize first that’d be cool. But I guess that’s why steroids were invented and those have some side effects

serial_crusher,
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dual redundancy for every organ, and the ability for a damaged or removed organ to grow back.

HurlingDurling,
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Dual opposable thumbs, now we can grab and open the water bottle with one hand!

buzz86us,

The ability to turn off some senses temporarily

cosmicrookie,
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Optimised learning throughout our entire life. Better focus and improved memory to take in knowledge more effectively

Paranomaly, (edited )
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Let’s put a cap on how much excess energy the body can store as fat. Sure, some amount is fine and has a number of uses, but just let me poop some excess calories out. I’d only need more if I were to hibernate.

Thinking on it, I want to hibernate too, please.

While we’re at it from animals, how about upping some of our regeneration? Teeth don’t regrow? Naw, constant regen please. I get too big of a cut and I get a scar? Let’s let everything regrow from being lost if you can survive without it. Also why doesn’t the brain heal? Most important part of the body and each crack’s there for life. Let me get my serotonin back already, slacker.

Also what’s with this getting assigned a gender thing? You don’t even get to know what it means before you have one! And then we build society as if this coin flip was the seed to the tree of life. Let people choose and switch naturally, please and thank you.

KpntAutismus,

better concentration and more logical thinking.

i hate how i put people into boxes all the time.

plus make them lie for personal gain less.

MeDuViNoX,
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Just make us all shape shifters so we can do whatever we want.

CritFail,

Just one universal blood type please

corsicanguppy,

chef’s kiss perfect list.

Kolanaki, (edited )
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Would complete immunity to radiation be a small change?

Would it actually be detrimental in the long run?

Pros: No more cancer

Cons: No more natural evolution

devious,

The ability to breathe underwater - or if that is too much of an upgrade to ask for, the ability to hold your breath for much longer periods of time so that we could spend significant time underwater.

Especially seeing as the planet’s surface is over two thirds water!

Valmond,

Just make it repair as well as the “immortal” animals out there (they can obviously die of accidents or diseases but not of old age).

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