wesker,
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Add more holes to the body.

snooggums,
@snooggums@kbin.social avatar

What, do pores not count?

wesker,
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

no holes for you

lemmylommy,

For what?

wesker,
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I’m not that picky about their primary function.

roguetrick,

Goddamn ear fuckers.

LesserAbe,

Tow mounting hooks

Kase, (edited )
paddirn,

Micro-organisms taking a shit on our teeth doesn’t cause cavities.

spacecowboy,

Just brush your teeth bro it’s real easy takes like 2 mins

morphballganon,

I suspect they do. This post is about fantasy.

Kase,

On that note, can we make teeth less fragile in general? Mine are all messed up from grinding them at night and from brushing way too hard as a kid. :/

Icalasari,

Change that double helix into a quadruple one for extra redundancy, making it harder for it to gain irreparable damage. Also, make it a loop rather than a straight line so the ends don't get shorter with each replication. And remove that dementia bug that has a greater chance of showing up the longer run time is

LesserAbe,

Sounds good. Not sure this counts as a minor change…

NegativeLookBehind,
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

Very short mating season. The amount of people is too god damned high.

vividspecter,

Or just have a built in birth control switch that has zero side effects. Of course, it would have to be entirely controlled by the individual so as not to turn into some dystopian population control mechanism.

HerrVorragend,
@HerrVorragend@lemmy.world avatar

Pon farr!

ImTryingLemmy,

OK, but only if it’s like May or June. No one needs that shit in February.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Poop out the front and only when feeling sad about the future

Rhynoplaz,

I’d feel sad about the future every time I thought about having to poop out the front.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, (edited )
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Buy play doh extruders

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zm2hq61fVTE/maxresdefault.jpg

For your front butt

Ibaudia,
@Ibaudia@lemmy.world avatar

Improve the birthing process so you don’t have to rotate just to fit on the way out. Either make babies smaller or vaginas bigger (in which case penises would have to compensate I guess)

roguetrick, (edited )

in which case penises would have to compensate I guess

Brother, if you're penetrating the cervix, you are doing it wrong.

Ibaudia,
@Ibaudia@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not what Hentai taught me /s

rikudou,
@rikudou@lemmings.world avatar

That one’s entirely of our own doing! By having better healthcare, people who wouldn’t be able to survive childbirth naturally are spreading their genes which leads to childbirths being harder and harder with every generation.

Ibaudia,
@Ibaudia@lemmy.world avatar

U got a sauce for that? My instincts are telling me that we don’t evolve or mutate that fast lol.

zarathustra0,

deleted_by_author

  • Loading...
  • LesserAbe, (edited )

    Hmm. This reminds me of those experiments where they got the rat a button to get a dopamine hit and the rat just kept pounding on it

    bacon_pdp,

    neck

    That is already a thing.

    7% of all men will orgasm instantly if a firm pressure is applied to the back of the neck where the spine connects to the skull during sex. only 2% of women have that same biological feature.

    Menagerie,

    I’d add a tail.

    Riccosuave,
    @Riccosuave@lemmy.world avatar
    cafato4167,

    Good afternoon friends ! If you like to play slots, you should definitely check out the platform https://slotscity.ua/ru/slots . This platform stands out among others with its variety of games, high quality graphics and exciting bonuses. I myself regularly find inspiration and excitement by playing here

    homain,

    we need more micro-plastics in us

    lseif,

    shoulder-mounted laser guns

    Pyroglyph,
    @Pyroglyph@lemmy.world avatar

    No more accidentally biting my tongue or the inside of my cheek while eating. Sometimes I’m just excited for some good food and it just gets completely ruined :(

    Waraugh,

    Better repairing, see Deadpool. Cancer, missing limbs, teeth, w/e.

    fadingembers,
    @fadingembers@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Choose your puberty

    pyr0ball,

    Deactivate-able hair follicles

    Like chromatophores so you can have hair where you want and not where you don’t. Maybe it just takes a long time to transition 🤔

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • asklemmy@lemmy.world
  • localhost
  • All magazines
  • Loading…
    Loading the web debug toolbar…
    Attempt #